Miscellaneous Essays and Observations From a Curio Almanac
A collage of satirical notes and curiosities on nations and finance. It jokes about Argentina’s government, US mint earnings, Morgan’s ventures, Li Hung Chang, dueling in Germany, Americanization in Europe, Carnegie’s gifts, Russell Sage’s paltry total, Mina and Henry in Holland, and a quip on life in prison for presidential assassination, ending with Rockefeller’s wood chopping for health and profit.
Uncle Sam and Indian aid sparks debate in Wisconsin
A remark questions federal spending on Native tribes while noting a Wisconsin tribe allegedly eats twelve meals a day, illustrating satire on government aid and native life.
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Uncle Sam
Wisconsin
Michigan politician urges women to Congress candidacy
A Michigan political figure advocates women’s election to Congress while raising questions about fiscal integrity, asking whether female lawmakers would refrain from misusing government funds to send Christian gifts.
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Michigan
Hobos Steal Christmas Handkerchiefs in Santa Paula
In Santa Paula, California, a group of hobos allegedly stole all the Christmas handkerchiefs from a local store. The item theft prompts talk of securing collars and neckties in safes at night to prevent future losses.
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California
Santa Paula
Language Reformists Push Spit Toward Obsolescence
The piece argues that reformers will persist as the short Anglo-Saxon term spit chafes at the long Latin ex pectorate. It urges reviving the musical spittoon to reclaim a throne long usurped by the term cuspidor in literary vocabulary.
Beauty contest links Hyde Park High School to all comers
A beauty contest now at Chicago Hyde Park High School is described as the outgrowth of football. The piece muses on how feminine pulchritude could become entangled with the unsymmetrical forms that build human pyramids on the gridiron, a mystery for the young to ponder.
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Chicago Hyde Park High School
All Comers
Emperor William Aims to Ban Beer at German Factories
The report says the emperor intends to prohibit beer drinking in German factories by imperial edict. The move would mark him as the first emperor to challenge a national institution and would showcase bold resolve despite past questions about his courage.
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William
American Santa Invasion Sparks Cross Atlantic Debate
An article laments American influence invading Europe through toys, music, and culture. It warns of commercial invasion eroding national pride in Britain, Germany, and Canada while noting Canadians’ mixed feelings toward England.
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Santa Claus
Europe
Paris
Wilhelm
England
Germany
Movement to replace foreign sailors in Britain
Four movement has been started in Liverpool to replace foreigners on British ships by British sailors. Also notes multiple reports from around 1901 covering fires in Catoona Oklahoma, New Year events, Boer casualties, and various international political and military items.
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Tiverpool
Catoona
I. T
Roosevelt
White House
London
Dewey
Palm Beach
Florida
Charleston
Calcutta
London Mail
Argentina
Chile
British Commission
University of Michigan
California
S’asadena
Stanford University
Persistent calls for census bureau and sewer tunnel plan
Late Washington items report a favorable committee action on a permanent census bureau bill and note a San Francisco Bay tunnel proposal for freight and passengers. Also covered are Arch Clark’s death at 78, immigration bill actions, postal franking privileges, and various Senate and White House exchanges on military, tariff, and foreign policy.
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House Committee On Census
Kahn
San Francisco
San Francisco Bay
Oakland
Edward Clark
Capitol
Clark
Washington
Philadelphia
Representative Shattuck
Hrouse
Lawrence, Kahn and
Robb
Hull
House Committee On
McKinley
Tyler
Lincoln
Grant
Hayes
Garfield
Logan
Senate Committee On the
Philippines
Senate
Representative Loud
Loud
Representative Watson
Indiana
New Bishop Coadjutor for Colorado Episcopal Diocese
Rev Charles S Olmsted of Philadelphia elected coadjutor of Colorado diocese by diocesan council with 22 ballots and a near unanimous lay vote. He is 48, a conservative high churchman, poet, author of a book of sonnets, and rector of St Asaphs Bala near Philadelphia awaiting confirmation by bishops and standing committees after Easter.
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Denver
United States
Charles S. Olmsted
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Colorado
St. John’s Cathedral
Mr. Olmsted
Charles Olmsted
P.H. Hickman
Evergreen
San Francisco
Dean Hart
F. ¥. Kramer
Hickman
St. Asaph’s Church
Bala
Editors Visit Colorado on Western Canada Tour
Eighty editors from the Western Canada Press Association arrive in Denver in two Pullman cars. They tour the state capitol and city landmarks, attend a reception at the Albany, and plan a three week Western swing through California, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Salt Lake, and Ogden. The group showcases Canadian grain and products, boasting a strong prairie belt and Winnipeg growth.
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Denver
Western Canada Press Association
Western Canada
Wilson
Chamber of Commerce
Albany
State Capitol
Denver Club
California
Grand Canon
Colorado
Los Angeles
San Francisco
Salt Lake
Ogden
St. Paul
Canada
J. A. Osborne
Brandon Daily Sun
Winnipeg
Farming Matters Shows Livestock Growth and Planting Plans
The Denver Record reports 20,000 head cattle hay fed in the Denver area with markets opening in spring for beef and corn feeders. Chicago slaughter last year reached over 13 million animals, while Fort Collins lamb feeder Joe Foy expands purchases in New Mexico. Arapahoe County fruit crops valued at 500,000 with 4,976 bearing acres and 17,000 trees planted. Poultry receipts in Denver totaled 577,262 pounds for the holidays, with Kansas supplying 75 percent and Nebraska 15 percent. The International Forestry Society promotes perpetual forests. railroads like Rio Grande, Colorado & Southern, and Illinois Central plan extensive tree planting, while Colorado reports pine bark beetle damage and forest-fire losses at about 50 million dollars over two years.
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Denver
Chicago
Joe Foy
Fort Colling
New Mexico
Colorado
Foy
S. J. Palmer
Iitq
Arapehoe
Arapahoe County
Denver Record- Stockman
Elder Bros
Green & Co
Jamison & Turner
Proudfit & Ormsby
Kansas
Nebraska
Texas
Oklahoma
Indian Territory
Utah
Montana
Dallas
International Society of Agriculture
J. Sterling Mortom
John B. Brown
Connersville
Indiana
Brown
Rio Grande Road
Palmer
Provo
Catalpas
Colorado & Southern
Illinois Central
Mississippi
Eastern Railway
Black Hills
Aiso
Death of Denver Legislator Albert Gabrin
Albert Gabrin, a Denver legislator and noted Colorado labor advocate, died after attending a gathering at Herman J. Gabrin’s home. A wine punch at the event left several attendees violently ill, including Gabrin’s sister Agnes. Doctors cite gastritis as the official cause, while a chemical analysis is pending to confirm wine as the trigger.
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Denver
Albert Gabrin
Agnes Gabrin
Herman J. Gabrin
Highland Avenue
Colorado
Curtis Street
M. Kleiner
Greeley Tramp's Fortune Tale of Healy Estate
Fall River Massachusetts January 9 Jerry Healy a twenty four year old tramp who left here three years ago with six hundred dollars inherited from his uncle John Healy After his Uncle Joseph Healy the police commissioner and mill treasurer died he was left twenty two heirs each receiving a share of two hundred fifty thousand dollars Despite a three hundred dollar bank balance he drifted across the western states Circulars were sent to detain him to aid the heirs in settling the estate He was arrested several times but released before records could reach his relatives
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Fall River
Mass
Jerry Healy
John Healy
Joseph Healy
Jerry
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United States Mint
J. Pierpont Morgan
Christmas Tree Trust
Chang
Andrew Carnegie
Russell Sage
Holland
Mina
Henry
Pat Crowe
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North
Weston
National Aid Association of Kansas
San Francisco Mint
General Miles
Root
Pennsylvania Railroad Company
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Max O'Rell
Alaska
Seattle
National Epworth League of the Methodist Church
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Edward
Mondan
Cole
Jim Younger
Minnesota State Board of Pardons
Minnesota
B. J. MecCalla
Kearsarge
North Atlantic
Vallejo
Board of Aldermen
Low
New York
Senate of Georgia
William A, Ssayd
D. M. Johnson
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Rome
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Bellevue Hospital
Arthur Leary
Loyola School
Deseret
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Schley
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Hooker
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Iso
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Shaw
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Canton
Arch
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J. A. Jones
Arizona
San Francisco Mountain Reservation
W. R. Spillman
Manhattan
Bristow
Carter B. Keene
Freedom
Maine
von Holleben
State Department
China
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Mkentucky
Louisville & Nashville Railroad Company
Shirnas
Kentucky
Joint High Commission
Liwid Pauncefote
Treasury
Department
Oberlin M. Carter
Carter
Rev. C. 8. Olmstead
Bishop Spalding
Death of
Greeley Tramp