San Francisco Painter Snores Through Coffee Dilemma
A San Francisco tale follows Bill, a famed town painter, who wanders into a hotel dining room at 9 am after a rough night. He insists on avoiding coffee, fearing it will keep him awake, while a friend urges him to take a cup. The vignette blends humor with everyday city life and clever banter.
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Bill
San Francisco
San
Jack
San Francisco Chronicle
How Pat Won Out in the Ham Line
An Irishman seeking work with a bacon firm meets the proprietor who doubts his sixteen months of experience. The applicant jokes that long study would still fail to teach bacon, then claims he would know how to make a pig if he had studied longer. He lands the job. Even a crook may cast a straight shadow.
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Peru
W. W. Northrup
Mr. Smith
The
Smiths
Christabel
Pat
Poultry Facts Most Widely Kept Egg Breeds
USDA summary notes eggs were the leading poultry product in 1909 with over 1.59 billion dozen produced valued above 306 million dollars. White egg production near markets drives egg breeds such as Leghorn Campine Minorca and Ancona with the White Leghorn as the most popular variety.
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United States Department of Agriculture
United States
Campine
Minorca
Ancona
Castoria and daily life quips in old miscellany
The excerpt presents assorted lines about remedies like Castoria with Alba signature and long use, a quip about a pianist descendant, a salesroom joke on shoe sizes, and a Cuticura ad pitch. It blends domestic advice, humor, and advertising in a fragmented early 20th century voice.
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Fletcher
Bayer Cross on Genuine Aspirin Promises Safe Pain Relief
The notice explains that authentic Bayer Tablets of Aspirin must bear the Bayer Cross and come in unbroken packages with directions for relief from headaches toothaches earaches neuralgia colds and pains. Handy 12 tablet tins are inexpensive at drugstores and larger packs available.
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Bayer
Turkeys and Poultry on General Farms Across the South
The article notes many turkeys are raised in Texas Mississippi Alabama and western Florida on general farms with ample range and profitable income. It mentions limited duck production in the South but growing interest in geese and widespread Guinea fowl farming with eggs used for home tables and markets while guineas roam freely and are not farmed for market scale.
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United States Department of Agriculture
Double Crossing Him In Brooklyn Gossip
Mrs Flatbush and Mrs Bensonhurst trade quips about a husband’s political appeal. The joke suggests she would oppose him even in an election, noting she would cast two crosses opposite his name. The line hints that judicious giving makes a weak man strong and that experiences bought come late.
Summer Feeds for Chicks and Fowls
During hot weather confinement requires green food and meat or milk for chicks and fowls. Free range birds get meat from bugs and worms and forage vegetable growths to supplement grain.
Poultry Keeping Tips From Farm Note
Keep the house and yard clean and feed a heavier grain in the evening. Remove lice and mites, feed grain in straw to make hens scratch, grow green crops in yards not in permanent sod. Start small if new to poultry keeping and increase with experience. do not let roosters run with hens after breeding season as eggs will be infertile and keep better.
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