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America's Cup Heads to Gowanus Canal in New York
The America's Cup shifts from San Francisco to the Gowanus Canal citing rapid cleanup and the canal's allure. Organizers expect smaller yachts and a 6 am start on June 30 at the 2nd Avenue entrance near 5th Street with spectators urged to arrive days early for seating.
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Missing Blubber Whale Haunts Gowanus Canal Caller
Odd patchwork notice reports a 93 year old ghost named Lassie seen near Columbia Street since 1973. Last sighting April 1, 2012. Requests inquiries to Greenwood Cemetery and offers art portfolios for 3-D stick figures.
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Lassie
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