Whimsical Misstatements Travel Through Daily Gossip
A fragmentary collection of quirky lines notes odd trends and outlandish claims. Topics range from fashion and tennis cures to volcanic activity in Alaska and absurd travel observations.
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Newspaper
The Diller Record
Location
Diller, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Sep 16, 1910
Page
6
A fragmentary collection of quirky lines notes odd trends and outlandish claims. Topics range from fashion and tennis cures to volcanic activity in Alaska and absurd travel observations.
A wry note contrasts a Vassar student’s fearlessness with an airplane’s behavior, saying a plane does not resemble a mouse and highlighting humorous lightness in attitudes toward flight.
The piece notes Chicago as a favorable site for the world brewers' congress due to torn up streets boosting hop industry. It quotes a woman writer contrasting cosmetic work to house decoration and remarks about watering lawns and on second floor faucets muttering dry lines.
The preacher finds heaven through baseball, a most conservative view where victory by the home team elevates the sport to a fan’s heaven. The quote frames baseball as a sacred impulse, linking faith and sport in a compact cultural vignette.
Report notes a new highball priced at 1.20 dollars is being sold in New York. The piece adds that several sons of Pittsburg millionaires are spending the summer in New York.
The Toledo Blade notes a quip that there is no safe method to fall from an aircraft, comparing it with the impractical notion of falling from a bed for humorous effect.
Aviatora prepare to drop dummy bombs on mock war vessels off Garden City New Jersey as part of training. The exercise seeks to demonstrate air power and readiness while avoiding real combat scenarios.
A gaudy, fragmentary note claims Japan plans devastating airship raids in the Pacific while unrelated items mention a woman injuring her leg, sobering moral rules, July rainfall shortfalls, health maxims, and a Denver dentists convention on kissing.
Omaha reports William Meek fell fifty feet from the new assembly room at the Geaf and dumb institute while wiring stone in place. He died instantly. a coroner's inquest will follow. No blame assigned to contractors or fellow workers. Similar notes cover missions, bank demolitions, road plans, market gluts, and civil service exams.
In Beatrice Nebraska in district court Judge L M Pemberton set Friday September 30 as the date for eulogies honoring N K Griggs the oldest member of the Gage county bar who died Saturday at Alliance.
Archie Horsey of Lincoln Nebraska was injured when a Wright aeroplane collapsed during its second flight at the fair grounds. The machine was destroyed in the incident.
Miss Nann Aspinwall known as the lariat girl left San Francisco Wednesday for New York on horseback. A Gage county young lady she resided and studied at Liberty for years and will visit her old home while traveling east with relatives living there.
Walter Slaughter accepts the principalship of the Plymouth schools in Fairbury while Martin Luther College at Sterling opens with good attendance. Earl Devore of Buffington Indiana elected principal of Beatrice school. James Elberte, recently murdered at Maitland Missouri, formerly lived in Hastings. Farmers near Hastings protest hunters careless work.
Insurgent candidate FEF Co. O Whedon sends a telegram to Senator Robert La Follette praising his Wisconsin primary win and progressive Republican cause. I H Putnam of Cuba writes Labor Commissioner Maupin about finding a coal vein in Rock County and signals further search with Professor Condra to follow up.
Secretary Mellor praised the Nebraska fair after inspecting the exhibits. He called the event the best in the world and the finest display of agricultural resources in the state, marking a climactic year for the fair.
Edith L. Robbins former director of music at Kearney state normal heads to Berlin to study piano. She plans to meet her brother Robbins in Hamburg where he has studied piano for three years.
Three of four Maine Congressmen likely won by Republicans may shift control of the legislature to Democrats. Plaisted leads for governor with about 8,500 votes, but many districts remain uncounted in Aroostook and coastal areas. Frederick W. Plaisted, Democrat, defeated Republicans in Portland. Governor elects are uncertain as Senate leans Democratic.
John Ex Scanlon a Philadelphia cartoonist was found dead in his studio and coroner ruled natural causes. He worked alone in his city studio writing drawings verse and stories sold to publications. His sister had believed Walt Mason might be the author of his cards. Scanlon was not located in Ewporia Kansas at time of inquiry.
The French freighter and passenger steamer California arrived from New York burning in her hold after a twelve day blaze. Crew exhausted, they requested city firemen to flood the vessel to save part of the cargo. The California carried sixteen passengers and is owned by Compagnie Generale Trans-Atlantique. She sailed from New York for Havre on the 27 with a load of merchan.
In Philadelphia a campaign urges steamship lines to stop burying bodies at sea. After the death of Rev. William McLoughlin on a liner, a telegram requesting landfall for the body was ignored and the body was consigned to the waves.
Official recognition in Tulsa County acknowledges stork as emblem of birth, reflecting long standing birth rate trends since statehood and the community’s regard for the bird as a symbol of new life.
Chicago report says a federal grand jury indicted ten high officials from Swift Armour and Morris packers. Three indictments allege combination conspiracy and other charges as the probe widens.
Baltimore preserves Old Defenders Day honoring the 196th anniversary of the Battle of North Point. Marylanders repulsed a British attack during the historic engagement, reflecting long-standing local custom.
A pitched battle at a gambling resort in Ely Nevada between employees and five raiders resulted in one man shot and two others seriously hurt. The confrontation disrupted the resort as police and emergency crews responded to the scene.
The fragment references a New York business men’s congress and a delegate who earned money not from gambling but through other means. It hints at a tip for the colored brother and mentions doors and a proprietor’s presence. The tone suggests a newspaper sketch or humor piece from a past era.
A line attributed to George Eliot reflecting on the paradox of attachment to wrongdoing. The quote notes that people cling to evil they enjoy and resist efforts to escape its grip.
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