Weathered wits and odd gaffes spark a curious column
A quirky collection of offbeat quotes and quirky remarks touches on weather jokes, boredom, airships, potatoes and a circus armless wonder. It showcases humorous asides about sports, travel and daily life with light sarcasm and playful observations.
Wings of a Dove End the Mollycoddle’s Sighs
A quip about an aeroplane ending the mollycoddle’s longing for wings of a dove. The remark frames flight as a decisive shift away from fragile sentiment.
A.15-ton shark captured near Seattle
An A.15 ton shark was captured near Seattle amid unusual marine activity. Local residents express relief the creature did not beach and threaten politics or public offices.
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Seattle
Zeppelin Airship Ride Costs Fifty Dollars For Three Hundred Miles
The text states a fare of 50 dollars covers a 300 mile Zeppelin flight and expresses hope competition will reduce rates in the future.
Hammondsport Tests Cast Doubt on Aircrafts in War
After recent experiments at Hammondsport New York officials warn the aeroplane is not a reliable man killer in war. Public interest questions the effectiveness and future use of planes in combat.
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Hammondsport
N.Y
Waiting for News From the Hobble Skirt Inventor
A quip on the fate of the inventor of the hobble skirt notes he is long overdue for any news, comparing it to the aging inventor of the hoop skirt who died at eighty three. The line mixes fashion history with a dry, humorous tone.
Cities fret over census returns show uneven local response
Municipal leaders express disappointment in census returns noting national interest in accurate tallies. Officials urge communities to participate to ensure fair representation and allocation.
English Nobleman Seeks Marriage With Wealthy American Heiress
A British nobleman announces willingness to marry an attractive wealthy American girl, provoking sympathy from a large pool of American bachelors who see opportunity in a peerage alliance.
Heiresses and English Titles Shrink Court Circle
If American heiresses who marry poor Englishmen of title are to be given the cold shoulder by the Court of St James, the circle of mourners in this country and Great Britain will be very small.
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St. James
Great Britain
Sicilian Brigand Mulone Sentenced in Perugia
Mulone, a notorious Sicilian brigand, has been sentenced in Perugia to 144 years in prison. He was tried in absence after escaping in 1906, a sentence that pleases authorities but does not affect the signor who remains at large.
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Mulone
Perugia
Signor
Uncertain ship and drowning tale in English Channel
Fragmentary text recalls a steamer La Rochelle collision in the English Channel that killed a captain and eight men. It notes the vessel may be unsinkable and references a split hull and future appearance of a related item in a long-ago chronicle.
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la Rochelle
English Channel
Crippen and Leneve Face Extradition From Quebec
Crippen and Ethel Clare Leneve are to be tried jointly for the murder of Belie Elmore after a Quebec magistrate remanded them until August 8. The girl is too ill to appear but may be brought in later if improved. Crippen will not oppose extradition as his flight ends aboard the Montrose. Relatives in London cable for information and Quebec police show unusual gentleness toward the prisoner.
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Quebec
Dr. Hawley ‘H. Crippen
Ethel Clare Leneve
England
Béle Elmore
Montrose
Crippen
London
Cable
Road Congress Opens in Brussels With International Delegation
The second international road congress opened at the palace of academies in Brussels with experts from Europe the United States and Mexico. Col Spencer Cosby of Washington heads the American delegation as sessions focus on reports about road construction and maintenance.
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Brussels
United States
Mexico
Palace’ of Academies
Spencer Cosby
Washington
Paterson Boys Skate Across Country on Roller Skates
Parents in Paterson New Jersey report a letter from Nathan Levin and Max Brodie two Paterson youths attempting a cross country trip on roller skates from New York to California. The boys say they are making slow but steady progress despite hunger thirst and various aches and pains and intend to continue.
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Paterson
N. J
Nathan Levin
Max Brodie
New York
California
Nebraska
Race Against Time: European ships rush to port before tariff deadline
Seven steamships laden with wines cordials and gins from Iberian and Dutch ports race to reach New York before August 7 when reciprocal agreements with Italy Spain Portugal and the Netherlands terminate and tariffs rise.
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New York
Iberian Peninsula
Netherlands
Europe
Italy
Spain
Portugal
Knights of Columbus Meet In Session At Quebec Convention
The Knights of Columbus of America hold their annual convention in Quebec with delegates from Canada the United States Cuba and Panama attending. At its close a pilgrimage to Rome and Genoa will be led by several of the original incorporators of the organization.
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Knights of Columbus
Quebec
Knights of Columbus of America
Canada
United States
Cuba
Panama
Rome
Genoa
Strike Not Yet Off Montreal Conference Adjourned
The Grand Trunk officials and striking conductors trainmen and yardmen met with the labor minister and adjourned without confirmation of a settlement. Persistent rumors claimed a settlement near, but no official verification was given.
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Montreal
Grand Trunk
Swanson Succeeds Daniel in U S Senate
Richmond Virginia Governor Mann signs commission naming Claude E. Swanson to succeed the late John W. Daniel in the United States Senate for the unexpired term ending March 3 next. The move fills a vacancy with Swanson as senator.
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Swanson
Daniel
Richmond
Mann
Claude E. Swanson
John W. Daniel
United States Senate
Knights of Pythias Convene in Milwaukee in Large Assembly
Milwaukee hosts the Knights of Pythias uniform rank and supreme lodge for the United States and Canada in their biennial convention. About twelve thousand knights, in uniform, are camped in tents across the city.
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Milwaukee
Knights of Pythias
Supreme Lodge
United States
Canada
Knights
Peace Congress Opens With 600 Delegates From 24 Countries
In Stockholm the international peace congress formally began with 600 delegates representing twenty four nations in attendance.
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Stockholm
Illinois Central fraud case details tie rail line to padded repair bills
Testimony before Master in Chancery Rosewell B. Mason outlines how Illinois Central officials colluded with a repair company, bribed inspectors, and used stolen material to pad car repairs. Witness Harold A. Sims recounts thefts across Memphis Car Company and multiple plants.
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Chicago
Ilinois
Illinois. Central Railway
Rosewell B. Mason
Rawn
Harold A. Sims
Memphis~ Car .Company
Illinois Central
Repair Company
Memphis Car Company
Pearson Syndicate Lost in Rail Consolidation Scheme
The Pearson Syndicate formed in January aimed to acquire large blocks of Rock Island Lehigh Valley and Missouri Pacific stock to weld a transcontinental system. Estimates place losses at 25 million dollars, with Dr. Pearson and associates investing over 5 million in the venture, derailed by a stock market slump.
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New York
N. Y
Pearson Syndicate
Rock Island
Lehigh Valley
Missouri Pacific
Pearson
Cheated the Indian Children
Federal authorities issued six warrants for individuals charged with fraudulently cashing government checks at the Cherokee payment in Tabuquah belonging to Indian minors. The suspects names are withheld and no arrests have occurred. Ninety more cases are under investigation.
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Muskogee
Oklahoma
Tabjeguah
Lost Reverend Stuckey Sought by Bondsmen in Kansas City
Kansas City Kansas bondsmen seek Rev Wallace M Stuckey who vanished seven weeks ago after being released on a $3000 bond for abducting Lorena Sutherland aged 16 in Williamsburg January 8. His wife and police report no contact. Henry Zimmer, chief, heads the search. a $50 reward is offered for the minister's arrest.
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Kansas City
Kansas
Wallace M. ‘Stuckey
Kan
Stackey
Lorena Sutherland
Williamsburg
Supreme Court
Changing oath of the king passes Commons in third reading
London report notes a bill altering the royal accession oath. It removes offending phrases for Roman Catholics and non conformists by requiring only a declaration that the king is a faithful Protestant. The measure passed 154 to 42 and moves to final approval.
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London
England
House of Commons
George
Senate session called off amid Moody illness in Beverly
Beverly Massachusetts. There will be no extra senate session to consider court appointments. Justice Moody's health makes a return to duties impossible and the president will choose successors to Fuller Moody and a new chief justice before Congress reconvenes in December.
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Beverly
Massachusetts
Senate
Moody
Congress
Fuller
Change in English Policy and Imperial Parliament Plan
London announces a policy shift toward home rule for Ireland and Scotland and the creation of an imperial parliament with representatives from all colonies. The move is described as the latest major step in England's progressive program, with expectations that the House of Lords will be curtailed and budget and home affairs settled after recent party conferences.
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London
England
Ireland
Scotland
House of Lords
Sheriff's Battle With Negroes Ends Deaths at Farm
Deputy Sheriff Sid Cauley of Carroll County killed five Black men and mortally wounded two when they attacked him at Henry Beck's farm with axes and pitchforks. Cauley fired revolvers in both hands, ending the battle in ten seconds. he had gone to arrest the assailants for an assault.
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Elliott
Miss
Sid Cauley
Carroll County
Henry Beck
Cauley
Congressman Tirrell Dead in Natick Massachusetts
Natick Massachusetts Congressman Charles Q Tirrell of the Fourth Massachusetts district died at his home from a brain hemorrhage aged 65.
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Tirrell
Natick
Massachusetts
Charles Q. Tirrell
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