Humorous Exchanges From Old Newspapers
A collage of quips and witticisms from early 20th century papers. Jokes touch on fathers, charity, postal cards, marriage, and labor, each framed as brief lighthearted lines from the era’s columnists.
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Newspaper
The Clermont Courier
Location
Batavia, Ohio, United States of America
Date
Mar 19, 1902
Page
2
A collage of quips and witticisms from early 20th century papers. Jokes touch on fathers, charity, postal cards, marriage, and labor, each framed as brief lighthearted lines from the era’s columnists.
The New York Sun notes librarians regularly find love letters and other personal items in returns. Items include checks, photographs, ribbons, hair, and wedding invitations. Occasionally a bill is found, as with a $100 note tucked in Richard Carvel, but owners may remain undiscovered.
A Rome dispatch reports Ada Negri has become Italy's favorite living poet since 1892. Her two volumes sold rapidly, a third is awaited, and her work blends democratic sentiment with personal struggle. Born near Milan in 1870, she rose from factory labor to literary prominence after brief exposure to Milan's art and wealth.
The Eskimo men favor wrestling beside gambling as a test of strength rather than skill. Wrestlers sit on the floor facing opposite directions with right elbows touching, then lock arms and try to straighten the other's arms. Indianapolis News.
Lord George Lyttleton notes in Miscellaneous Works the death of a Festiniog farmer at 105 with 44 children from three wives, 800 descendants at his funeral, reflecting on sprawling families and the rarity of such lineages across Canada.
A Washington Star reader recounts a strange incident on Louisiana avenue where a dignified official halted before an undertaker shop and performed a curious ritual tied to the number 13. The official later explains the ritual aims to avert 13 coffin boxes and a hoodoo curse by counting backward from 13 to nothing.
A distinguished naval officer at a social gathering recounts his wartime calm during marriage in a naval wedding. The clergyman notes the vow line mispronunciation, but the groom jokes that his wife did not lose a thing despite his error, ending with cheerful relief.
A Washington Star recipe notes canned peaches priced 16 to 18 cents per quart. Recook until tender, mash and sieve, fold into stiff egg whites with sugar, bake in a buttered dish until brown. Serve cold with custard sauce or wine sauce, and use yolks elsewhere.
One experimenter claims fresh cut flowers stay lively if stems are trimmed and placed in a deep pail so blossoms float on water. The method allegedly keeps blooms looking fresh longer than standard storage, as reported by the Detroit Free Press.
The note from a reader recalls a confession by Ethel and Tom about love and marriage. The writer questions why he would pursue a union with someone she deems insignificant, wondering if possible influence or hypnosis plays a role. The piece appears in the Chicago Daily News.
A London Graphic illustration extols Ceylonese women as softly contoured and delicately featured more than northern peers. It praises their musical voices, affectionate temperament, thrift in domestic duties, and devotion as daughters and wives when treated kindly, noting Tamil families often content.
A breakfast variation of fried chicken called Maryland chicken is described. Dress and pepper, salt, and flour the young fowl, dip in a beaten egg mixture, coat with bread crumbs, bake in a hot oven, and baste with butter. Prepare a cream sauce with melted pan butter, flour, pepper, salt, cream, and parsley.
Step by step instruction from the New York Times on cleaning laces such as Val lace Honiton and antique varieties. It covers materials for a wash slab, muslin covering, soaking times, palm-washing, boiling with soap, rinsing, drying in sun when needed, and a starching method with exact dilutions.
Isabel Somers, aged about 60, heiress and reformer, leads British feminist causes. She chairs the British Women's Temperance Association, serves as World President of the Women's Christian Temperance Union, and heads the International Association with over 500,000 members. Her Duxhurst Industrial Farm colony expands as she uses wealth from Hertfordshire and other estates for social works.
Instructions from Ladies' Home Journal describe washing and lightly baking potatoes with the skins intact. Avoid overheat to prevent a nonconducting surface, then carefully mash in the skin and return to the oven until the potato is soft and mealy throughout.
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