The Morning Routine of a Reluctant Exerciser
A reflective humor piece from 1981 portrays a man in New York resisting morning exercise while confessing playful habits. He describes sock hunts, garter snapping, toothpaste squeezing antics, and delays before rising, all delivered in a light, self-deprecating voice that lampoons social pressures to be active. The essay notes how friends mock his desk-bound life yet preserves a gentle wit about embracing leisurely mornings.
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Eaton MLS as Program Baton Lovers Hear Unique Artist
Lovers of music and churchgoers heard an unusual opportunity last Sunday morning as Miss Diane Dipson of Batavia New York attended services. Dipson, an artist of rare ability, drew attention with her performance and attracted attendees from the local community and beyond.
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PILES Lessure and Varicose Venus Treated Without Time Loss
Elyria Ohio doctor F M Sponseller offers treatment for piles lessure colitis and varicose veins with no work absence. Office at 22 Elyria Savings Teast Blog lists phone 8214 with hours Tuesday Thursday and Saturday until further notice.
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Oberlin violinist Dipson excels at conservatory
The Oberlin Conservatory of Music nurtures Miss Dipson a top violin student also studying piano. Her high ability is noted in conservatory circles and watched closely. Before the holidays her parents, abroad, returned with a Cremona violin from Italy as a Christmas gift. Bach Air for the G String was her solo piece Sunday morning and she played two piano accompanied selections by request and aided in congregational music. Dipson and Miss Virginia Ross spent the semester vacation.
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Wasserman's Offer Promises City’s Rare Bargains
A promotional line invites shoppers to Wasserman's as the place to discover the district’s rare bargains. The note underscores exclusive deals and the store as a destination for-value seekers in the city.
Local Briefs and Visitors Parade Through Township
Mrs A A Dunnell sprained her ankle and remains in bed. Several families from Elyria Youngstown Cleveland and Nova visited or stayed with local residents. Trustees met to select men reappraisal of township property and will nominate and vote February 11. Many social visits and receptions plus McKinley Day banket at American Legion Home featured speakers and large gatherings.
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Ireta
Lloyd Yost
Elyria
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Youngstown
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Alberta Lang
Lakewood Hospital
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John Leach
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Columbia
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Columbus
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Paul Bassett
Abbie Bassett
John Marah
Rose Belemy
A. R. Martin
F. R. Cousins
R. Nichola
Burl Martin
Melvin Healy
Lorain
Clark Harrington
American Legion
George Cornish
Ray Durkee
Frank Tite
Frank Wales
Clarence Brown
H. M. Toward
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R. H. Crowell
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Virginia May
Hulda Lewis
Edna Lewis
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Ministers discuss science to religion at Cleve land meeting
Reverend H A Eicher attended a ministerial conference in Cleveland Monday held in the Bussett Cafeteria on East Ninth street. Dr A J Culler former Dean of Hiram College gave a stimulating address on Contributions of Science to Religion provoking much discussion. The article notes a horn button made from cattle hoofs boiled and pressed into buttons by metal dies.
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Funeral for five year old Ralph Taylor held in Ridgeville
The funeral of Ralph Taylor five son of Mr and Mrs Robert Taylor was held at St Peter s Catholic church Ridgeville Monday at ten o clock. He died Friday at Berea Community Hospital after an appendicitis operation. The family lives on the Palmer place in the northeast township. Six sisters and three brothers survive Catherine Martha Dorothy Ruth Eleanor Edward Robert Lawrence and Leonardo.
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Ed Glen
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Elyria
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Jack Miller
Cleveland
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Lorain Road
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Aristotle Claims Brain Solely For Scooping Blood
A noted Greek philosopher Aristotle reportedly declared that the brain exists only to scoop blood from the body. The remark reflects historical debates on brain function and remains cited in discussions of ancient physiology.
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