Bald pick up lines from wartowide pants
A compilation of cheeky bald head pickup lines attributed to Wartowide Pants, featuring jokes about hair loss, gifts, and head writing surfaces. The lines lean into self deprecating humor and playful boastfulness as a comic dating shtick.
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Paul Shatter
Dick Cheney
Drew Barrymore on readiness for motherhood and life choices
Drew Barrymore explains she is not ready to have children despite turning 30 and a recent engagement with life changes. She discusses past marriages, current romance with Fabrizio Moretti, and her plan to wait a few more years to become the selfless, prepared parent she aspires to be while starring in Fever Pitch with Jimmy Fallon.
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Disruptions at Southview after school as fights erupt
Police respond after students linger on campus following dismissal. Adults Leviang dose and Mark Downs Jr. were arrested on assault and rioting charges. An administrator and staff were treated for smoke inhalation. Officials plan extra monitoring today to preserve order.
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Dose Leviang
Mark Downs Jr
Carreon
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Wal Mart rezoning sparks council struggle and protests
Shawver opposes the plan as council seats face re elections while AFL-CIO guidance fuels a contentious fight. City leaders split over the Wal Mart rezoning with a potential November referendum on the table. Resident David Coleman warns the 147,456 square foot store will terrorize homes as traffic study claims fade. Firefighters union contract approved with pay freeze and staffing limits, while Ford plant closure pressures budget.
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Martin
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Taylor-Carter returns to leadership at community center
Carter From Ag Urhin, convicted of tampering with evidence and unlawful public contract interest, is hired January as a community development officer for the county's economic development office. Taylor-Carter, earlier convicted in 2004 of theft in office and related charges, is joining Warfield’s center to expand its 1922 Hamilton Ave facility with a gym, classrooms, and kitchen, aiming to fund the $50k plus pay scale and seek additional funding.
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Advertising and Classifieds Entrusted to Restatl Moen
The Chronicle pages show an education manager and Rusko Stephens with a contact number 409 7209 for advertising and restat listings. Office hours are stated as 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily with Saturday hours noted.
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Poll shows Americans favor lay role and priests' marriage
An AP Ipsos poll of 2,001 adults finds 86 percent of Americans and 82 percent of Catholics urge stronger action on clergy abuse. Sixty-two percent of Americans and 63 percent of Catholics favor greater lay influence, while 69 percent of Americans and 60 percent of Catholics support ending priest celibacy. Many want women priests and shifts in ordination norms, though changes remain unlikely.
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Correction: Sunday crossword missing bottom two rows
The bottom two rows of the Sunday crossword puzzle were omitted. The puzzle should appear as intended on Page C7 today, with all rows intact for solvers.
Ohio Lottery Results and Jackpots Snapshot
Ohio and neighboring states report numerous daily draws and jackpots acrossPick 3, Pick 4, Midday and Evening games. Notable figures include Mega Millions 17 19 28 32 45 with Mega Ball 1 and Rolling Cash 5 draws 4 7 8 17 23 plus jackpots around 211000 to 86 million for the Mesa Millions variant.
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