Ten Tips From LetTTenman On Gas Mischief
A satirical list titled LetTTenman s Top 10 outlines absurd schemes to mock gas pricing and industry, including half gallon sales, price manipulation at stations, replacing fuel with root beer, and a time travel dream to 1966. The piece parodies consumer culture and references pop figures like Oprah and Wal-Mart while noting a provocative finale about invading Iraq as a joke.
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Calif man buys A Christmas Story house on eBay
Brian Jones of San Diego bought the Cleveland home used in the 1983 film A Christmas Story for 5150.00 starting at 99,999. He plans to restore the exterior, add a movie replica, and run a museum and gift shop selling items linked to the film including lamps and decoder rings. Warner Bros holds rights. NECA licenses marketing products from the movie.
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Kanye West escorted from store after chaotic debut
Grammy winning rapper Kanye West was shuffled out of FTK store during a chaotic grand opening autograph session. A fight between a patron and a security guard triggered the cancellation and police cleared about 1,000 fans from the lot while a helicopter monitored the scene.
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Chronicle Executives Promote Education Advertising Matters
The Lorain Chronicle details display of advertising and circulation plans for the Lorain County Publishing Company. It notes daily and Sunday delivery by carrier, with weekly and annual rates, and a call for subscribers to update addresses via the post.
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Wal Mart debate heats as council weighs nine vote move
Avon residents led by attorney Gerald Phillips oppose a Wal Mart plan citing impact on neighborhood and property values. Opponents say the city failed to provide a new land use study while supporters, including Mayor Graig Millin and council members, cite jobs and traffic issues as deciding factors.
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City Faces Pool Shutdowns and Repair Costs Amid Budget Strains
Officials warn a broken pump or major repair could close pools temporarily at a cost around $18,000. The city previously cut pool funds after tax credit reductions, choosing to stay open to avoid a multi hundred thousand reopening bill. If pools close for a year, safety upgrades and shell damage risk rise, forcing workforce cuts to balance the budget.
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Elyria Pool Debate Spurs Community Voices and Plan Changes
Residents express mixed views on keeping four city pools or replacing with a $3.3 million aquatic center. Calls cite kids' safety and activity, costs rise, and job impacts for lifeguards and concession workers. City officials discuss tax funding and program versus structure.
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Pool attendance report shows youth and adult turnout
The report records 12,897 youth admissions and 2,006 adult admissions, alongside 4,786 youth season passes and 210 adult season passes. It notes 1,021 people attended discounted family nights and 756 entries with no charge or adults not swimming, plus 1,657 participants in swimming programs.
Tires Slashed Across 13 Cars In Lorain Rampage
A vandal damaged at least 13 vehicles along a Lorain street late Friday night, slashing tires on each car. Police report initial damage estimates at 1800 dollars with multiple makes and models affected including a 1996 Wind Aerostar and a 1990 Ford Mustang. No suspects are named in the incident.
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Lottery results and jackpots for multiple states
Daily lottery results for Ohio Michigan West Virginia Pennsylvania and more list Pick 3, Pick 4, Mega Millions and Super Lotto Plus outcomes with numbers and rolling jackpots. Also notes prior draw results across days with associated win totals and kicker values.
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Casino plans face mixed city response in Olio area
Cedar Fair chief criticizes Native run casinos while the tribe and city outline terms for a possible Olio resort. Agreement would have the tribe buy land for 12.2 million, share 1.5 percent of first year gaming revenue, then 2 percent, plus a sales tax on resort purchases. Officials say direct tax effects on schools depend on future costs for police and fire services and a state compact.
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Dina Merrer
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