Ideal Entertainers to perform at New Lebanon Dec 8
New Lebanon Dec 8 features the Ideal Entertainers in a new program with music and pictures. The show supports the G A R and W R C at the M E church New Lebanon, and admission promises updated entertainment while warning about neglected medical causes.
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New Lebanon, Dec. Ltd
New Lebanon
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W.R. C
M. E. Church
Ahead of Date in the Public Mind
A dated poem from the Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph extols constant hustle and forward planning. It contrasts progress in industry politics and private life with those who fall behind, urging leaders and workers to stay ahead of date to win future trade and success.
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Times
Pittsburg
Young Brown Earns Praise For Quick Legal Move
In a tale from the office world, Young Brown swiftly filed an attachment against Silk & Satin just before their doors closed, beating all creditors. The great lawyer praises his enterprise but suggests a raise may be premature and notes the office boy could have done it.
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Silk & Satin
Chicago Tribune
All There Was Necessary
Mrs Torkins recalls Charley quitting the races without persuasion. She accepted his change with patient resignation and warned that if he lost more she would do the cooking herself, as noted by the Washington Star.
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Charley
Tramp Pleads for Food as Witty Comrade Responds
A tramp begs for food, saying he has had nothing to eat since leaving his mother's door. The man with the wife of a club member replies, noting similar hardship and offering a sharp, ironic retort.
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Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
Modest Man Claims Auto Skill Gap
A New York Times quote notes a modest man who admits he may not operate a car he has never seen. The remark highlights self deprecation and a humorous confidence gap in practical skills.
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New York Times
Monkeys Say Gi Search for Brother Bill
The New York Evening Journal notes a missing person case involving Bill. The Giraffe claims to have seen him making faces at the Hon yesterday, but he has not been located since.
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Bill
Hon
New York Evening Journal
The Fastidious Man and the Waiter
A New York Times anecdote recounts a fastidious patron in a downtown cafe giving the waiter a precise, lengthy order. The waiter and patron clash over exact temps, dryness, and doneness as the customer insists on hot strong coffee fatless rare steak dry toast dry tomatoes and single sided fried eggs with exact wording and emphasis.
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New York Times
Old Attorney and Son Quip in Elevator Etiquette
A Baltimore American brief notes a humorous exchange between an old attorney and his son about being a “rising young attorney.” The dialogue mentions only the elevator as the setting for their quick banter morning and noon.
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Baltimore American
Insults Fly as Gov Earns ire in Mock Exchange
In a sharp exchanged quip, Fweddie-1t tells Kitzie Ricker the governor was awfully angry at his lack of brains. Algie asks what the governor said, and Fweddie replies she would be angry if he had brains.
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Kitzie Ricker
Algie
A Harrowing Memory at Funeral Service
An elderly minister officiating a funeral delivers a mournful remark about his long acquaintance with the deceased. He says, Ah, brothers and sisters, many a time have I handled this corpse on my knee. This vivid recollection underscores the solemnity and personal history involved in the rites.
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Lippincott’s
His Preference We Life Pursuit Posed as Riddle
A Kansas City Journal snippet frames a moral puzzle on pursuit and evasion with a flirtatious dialogue about chasing or fleeing. The lines dramatize choice and loyalty, presenting a playful contrast between hounds and deer.
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Kansas City Journal
Shoes and bargains prompt playful marriage quip
Mrs Bills asks why bargains in shoes elude her while her husband recalls a past success. The exchange appears in the Chicago Record-Herald and conveys light humor about domestic shopping.
Self Control
In a Washington Star interview Mr. Stormington Barnes says he never lets box office concerns intrude on his art, though he has felt real tears while acting on occasion.
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Stormington Barnes
Washington Star
Brister Sorts A Kind Greeting At Colfax Visit
Dialogue from a Boston Transcript item notes Dumley recounting Colfax reception. She reportedly expressed happiness at his arrival and wished she had known he was coming.
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Colfaxs
Dumley
Boston Transcript
The Unanimous Barbers Convention Retort
A witty exchange from the Somervile Journal where Dawson recalls barbers shouting Next as he spoke. The gag hinges on the barbers' prompt impatience and the convention of cutthroat efficiency. The joke illustrates a satirical view of professional crowds and quick judgments.
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Convention of Barbers
Dawson
Somervile Journal
Success. She And What Would You Call A Suc
A judge defines a successful poet as one who leaves money enough to bury him. The remark contrasts literary achievement with practical security.
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