Strict clerk guides the case with red tape humor
A playful exchange mocks a meticulous official and his habit of red tape. The remark highlights a tradition of strict procedure and orderly compliance within formal settings.
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Newspaper
Steele City Press
Location
Steele City, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Mar 08, 1918
Page
2
A playful exchange mocks a meticulous official and his habit of red tape. The remark highlights a tradition of strict procedure and orderly compliance within formal settings.
A fragment quotes an officer on conscientious objection and home defense as a burglar enters. The speaker claims they would not intervene, leaving the intruder to fate, while a spouse possibly defends the home. The text reflects personal views on duty and safety.
A jumble of old text mentions a graying hair remedy using Basin Compound and water, a claim about a product not rubbing off, Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets as liver and bowel regulators, and a New York patent for a threading device aiding a blind person to thread a needle.
A Washington source indicates Japan cannot commit to Russian territory actions for now and cites doubts over Russia's foreign obligations in the billions. An allied agreement with Japan on Siberian actions may stay secret, with rumors of a Britain France Japan pact to address Russia’s surrender to Germany.
The war cost in the United States runs near a billion dollars each month. February outlays were slightly less than January and December, at 1 002 878 608 dollars. Two thirds funded ordinary war expenses while 325 million went to loans to allied governments.
Washington Secretary Houston of the Department of Agriculture calls urban men to study the farm labor situation and aid farmers in the coming crop season. He says civilians can serve in the furrows and harvest fields much as soldiers serve in trenches to help feed armies and sustain civilians.
London and Times dispatch notes that air raids in February left about one third of Venice's houses ruined. It details the scale of destruction and impact on the city's housing stock and residents.
Nebraska items include land sales at $200 an acre in Dixon County, road institute sessions in Lincoln March 11 15, Knights of Columbus in North Platte enrolling 100, Callaway Red Cross auction raising 1150, district Liberty loan planning in Norfolk, and potash field discoveries in Cherry Grant Hooker counties.
The notice proclaims Seed Corn Week starting March 10 and urges Nebraskans who have not obtained seed for spring planting to acquire it before the end of the period.
A protest over a proverb claims half the world fails to know the other half. The Boston Transcript questions the figure as an overestimate. A separate note asks about a letter cost and its sender, referencing Ferdy and a 36 cent postage.
An elderly woman testifies that after finishing a course of Peruna she feels revitalized and much younger, having consumed almost 17 bottles and plans to keep Peruna in her home. The ad notes that those who object to liquid medicine can secure Peruna.
A brief reader puzzle exchanges a pun about why poetry is named fugitive. The joke hinges on satirical verse slipping away while critics chase the line.
Swamp Root is identified as an herbal preparation while cautions are issued about hostile periscopes and water wagon activity prompting vigilance on the water.
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