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The text features a humorous exchange about obedience and matrimony with dialect humor. It ends with a remark on charity, noting many prefer sending a dollar abroad to aiding the poor at home.
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Newspaper
Steele City Press
Location
Steele City, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Jul 24, 1914
Page
3
The text features a humorous exchange about obedience and matrimony with dialect humor. It ends with a remark on charity, noting many prefer sending a dollar abroad to aiding the poor at home.
County Judge Pawcett suspended the sentences of two youths who pleaded guilty to attempted grand larceny. He blamed "white lights and tango nights" as incentives to crime and warned that dancing and carousing without work or discipline lead to theft. John Colver, 20, of 487 Hancock Street, and Carlton Chapman, 16, of 362 Jefferson Avenue, admitted stealing money and jewelry from Adelaide Winston, keeper of a furnished room house where they stayed. Each promised to return home, Colver to work and Chapman to resume schooling. Chapman wore tan shoes and shirts at arraignment.
In a Georgia country church the minister asks the bride to vow to take the groom. A gruff male voice answers I will twice. a groomsman explains the bride is deaf and he is answering for her. The scene ends with the parson puzzled by the miscue.
Miss Emma Retzloff of Granton Wisconsin describes a spreading facial rash treated with Cuticura Soap and Ointment. The eczema like condition began as pimples, worsened, and fully cleared after two months of use. The advertisement notes Cuticura products are sold worldwide and offers a free booklet.
A light exchange where one character asks the meaning of procrastinate and another explains it as putting off. They joke about their mother upstairs procrastinating her hair in amusement.
A dialogue on socialism contrasts with standard parties. The municipal rolls of Copenhagen list 9 389 men and 4 094 women, with their families making up 7.3 percent of the population.
The statement notes national forest fires average 70 human deaths annually and $26 million in timber destruction.
Nebraska voters face a lengthy ballot in the August 18 primaries with a flood of filings for governor and all state offices. The list includes John Morehead, Rose Hammond, George Potts, James Moorefield, and many more from Democratic Republican Progressive and other affiliations across cities like Lincoln Omaha Beatrice North Platte and Fremont.
Four hundred Hindu volunteers from western Canada are recruited to return to India with the Komagata Maru passengers denied admission and urge revolt against the British. A Mohammedan priest at the Sikh temple calls locals to join, while six Hindus from Golden, B C arrive to address meetings in Vancouver urging the same cause.
A sprawling list from state political notices shows Democrats Republicans Progressives and Nonpartisans naming dozens of candidates across districts, including incumbents and new entrants like Hagar Hagar Garfield and Lincoln Justice Kreen. The dense roster covers state house bids, senatorial filings, and judiciary posts with locales such as Lincoln Omaha Plattsmouth and beyond.
In Columbus New Mexico the destruction of a constitutionalist garrison at Patamás Chihuahua by federal troops unsettles northern Mexico and stirs counter revolution rumors. Three hundred guerrillas led by Gen Roque Gomez attacked the border town in view of U S Army patrols. Every Villa guard is reported killed. Thirty men under Captain Topete fought from adobe strongholds but were overwhelmed.
Western News omp el Union News Service explains the Nebraska college of agriculture, university school of agriculture, and the Nebraska experiment station all on the university farm in Lincoln. It notes the university school of agriculture is an agricultural high school for grade students with a four year program. The school year begins October 12.
Mrs. John M. Tanner of South Omaha elected mayor at a Nebraska Press association meeting. Amusement Hall at the State Hospital for the insane described as 60 by 130 feet with a stage and balcony. Union Stock Yards in South Omaha pays $926 annual occupation tax on $7,496,300 capital. Missouri Pacific railroad required to install telephones at Panama station. court case tests 1909 law and interstate commerce concerns. Most football games this fall will be played at Lincoln except Kansas and Iowa.
A reader describes using a bedspring antenna to receive nightly wireless signals from Sayville L. 1, noting the outdoor antennae are 40 ft high with four wires. He also mentions hearing Arlington naval signals and time checks, licenses, and a new marble light transmission process by a Hamburg engineer.
A montage of quotes shows a home question about renting versus owning. A real estate man discusses inquiries as a landlord’s help when roofs leak. A joke notes a wind powered electric plant proposed for Point Hope Alaska.
Unionville Missouri resident Mrs Martha Seavey writes she was told she could not live until taking Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. After starting the remedy and continuing use she recovered, and she urges other women to seek help. The company invites letters for confidential female consultation from Lynn Massachusetts.
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