No Trouble at All Lifeguards Tale Ad Mixes Odd Tips
A garbled ad item recounts lifeguards comparing saves, then veers into miscellaneous tips about laundry whitening, silver care, and mirror backing deterioration. It mentions Red Cross Ball Blue, Aloetha Gilbert, and Indianapolis News style quips about tarnish removal and sunlight effects on mirror backs.
Meant Safety Joke From a Country Conversation
A Scotchman and an Irishman discuss motorcars when a car passes by. The Scotchman hates the smell of a motorcar, Paddy says he likes it because when he smells it he knows the danger is past.
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Tea and Coffee Stored in Glass Jars Over Tin Cans
The note recommends keeping tea and coffee in glass jars instead of tin canisters. It also mentions prepaid telegrams running on tick, implying delays or schedules in postal services.
What He Might Have Done Mrs Enderly Swallowed a Button
Mrs Enderly wife of Judge Enderly in a Missouri town says she swallowed a button while holding it to sew. The judge busy and indifferent prompts her to sob and demand concern about what kind of button it was in a brief elderly anecdote from Youth's Companion.
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Farmer Drives Fractious Cow Through Virginia Crossroad
A Virginia farmer guides a runaway cow along a road ready to turn at a crossroad. A colored man attempting to steer the cow is shouted at by the driver. The man and cow proceed. both exchange brief remarks as the horse and cart continue.
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Virginia
One Way to Economize on Meat
A Westminster Gazette comment argues meat reduction could avert shortages and jokes about eating horse meat. It notes a Paris club that dines on horse meat and suggests a skilled cook could render the horse meat fit for human dinners.
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Coffee Ahoy Slugs Hard In Topeka Tale Of Postum Cure
A Topeka man recounts quitting coffee after health issues from long use and returning to Postum with improved health. He claims coffee caused headaches bilious fever and nerve strain, while Postum restored vigor and weight. The ad-style piece promotes Postum Cereal and Instant Postum with prices and a slogan There s a Reason.
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Mount Rainier rises as colossal ice encrusted volcano
Mount Rainier in Washington state stands as a vast glacier-clad peak, towering above Tacoma and Seattle. The article details its height, startling geological history, and massive glacier system, with craggy rims, snow mound Columbia Crest, and lush subalpine flower zones described by John Muir.
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Save Us From Our Friends
Mrs. Crawford recalls wondering how the others could buy an auto while Mrs. Crabshaw notes they inquired about the debt. The judge questions the balance owed, revealing tension over financing.
Five Women Credit Lydia Pinkham's Compound for Relief from Operations
Letters from five women in Maine Kentucky Pa Indiana Ohio describe relief from severe female ailments after taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Each recounts avoiding suggested surgeries and regaining regular cycles, energy, and ability to work.
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Miser Thorpe's Tombstone Inscription Shortened
A Chicago News note recounts miserly Thorpe, whose brother left him a hundred dollar tombstone to honor his corpse. He demanded a shorter inscription after rejecting "Here lies the corp of Joseph Thorpe" as too long, ending with the blunt "Thorpe's Corpse."
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Cuticura Soaps Offer Quick Relief for Infants
A vintage advertisement urges a hot bath with Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment for eczema rash and itching in infants and children. It promises relief, rest, and speedy healing, with free samples by mail and a postcard address to Cuticura Dept. XY Boston. Sold everywhere.
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Water Woes at Dinner as Iceman Delays
In a lighthearted exchange Mrs Lightfeede the landlady complains the drinking water is warm for the evening meal. Mr Fillup notes the iceman is irregular and suggests drawing a pitcherful from the hot water faucet in the bathroom as the judge listens.
Martha's Choice and a Judge’s Quip
A dialogue notes Martha's Choice and a judge quip about independence. Amid humor a comment recalls gold production in Australia declining since 1893 with last year 156 160 ounces less than the prior year.
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Australia
Compliments Do Not Prompt Fast Bill Payment
A brief aphorism notes that people who offer compliments tend not to hurry to settle debts, implying social niceties influence financial promptness in interactions.
When Pat Scored An Irishman Is Mocking Patriotism
A brief humorous exchange unfolds as Pat is joked about volunteering for the front. An Englishman teases Pat to join, and Pat retorts that the Kaiser would seek peace, assuming the British are rising from the dead. The exchange captures wartime banter and national stereotypes.
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Begob
Out of the Question
A father urges his son to start work while the youth notes a month delay due to oyster season. The exchange highlights practical limits on early employment tied to seasonal constraints.
Kansas to field two women in 1918 U S Senate race
The Kansas political scene sharpens as two women enter the United States Senate race for 1918. The move signals a notable expansion of female candidacy in national elections as local supporters organize campaigns and mobilize voters.
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Kansas
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