Quoted Nonsense and Quick Quips From A Distant Page
A jumble of gleeful quips and stray observations spans politics, sports, and social trends. References mix in The Turks, Icarus, and Wu with jokes about bargains and the Mississippi river. The piece captures a satirical snapshot of seasonal chatter and public sentiment.
California Man Secures Divorce Over Pocket Search
A California man has obtained a divorce after his wife rifled through his pockets. The case centers on personal privacy and marital dispute unresolved in family court.
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California
Burglary Witness Testimony Emerges in New York Case
A burglar testified as a witness in a New York case to support the assertion that eight "honor smony thieves" are involved. The scattered account notes the suspect’s role and the ongoing legal proceedings.
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New York
Mobilly
Philadelphia man finds four ways to live on a dollar a week
A Philadelphia man outlines four methods to survive on one dollar weekly, claiming practical steps to attend all games this season. The note contrasts frugal living with ongoing interest in sports and public figures.
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Philadelphia
San Diego Police Seize 1200 Pounds Dynamite
A San Diego police action reports the seizure of 1200 pounds of dynamite in a recent operation. The incident is described as deliberate and non impulsive.
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San Diego
Cal
Trenton Man Claims 39 Years Without Sleep
A Trenton resident asserts he has not slept for 39 years due to an unidentified condition. The unusual claim has drawn curiosity about potential causes and possible remedies as he discusses his situation.
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Trenton
N. J
Philadelphia
Swimming as Safest Exercise Says Expert
Four physical culture artists note swimming as the safest exercise while warning that the boater who rocks the boat will not gain popularity. The statement underlines health benefits and cautions against disruptive behavior.
Convention Sets New Women's Shoe Size Standards
A meeting of shoe manufacturers agrees to adopt updated and improved women’s shoe size scales to reflect evolving foot measurements. The decision aims to standardize sizing across brands and improve fit for female customers.
Inventor Claims Solved Suave and Sane Aeroplane
An inventor asserts progress on a novel airplane design while others doubt the claim, continuing debate over the feasibility and safety of the proposed craft.
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Invenor
Button collector’s eccentric owner leaves rare set
An eccentric Frenchman left a rare button collection valued at 00. His life centered on the refrain Button, button, who's got the button.
Woman Advocate Seeks Universal Application of Rights
A Cincinnati woman argues for universal rights applicable to all, praising civilization's progress while noting that home life and gender roles remain targets of change and debate.
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Cincinnati
Hall
Decoration Day Gatherings Across the Nation Pay Respect
Thousands across the country will visit cemeteries on Decoration Day to lay garlands on soldiers’ resting places. Civil War veterans will reunite in cities while 20 000 men at national homes honor services rendered in a republic that remembers.
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United States
Veterans Homes Preserve Nation’s Disabled Fighters
The article recalls the National Home for Disabled Volunteer Soldiers in the District of Columbia and state homes, detailing locations, scale, and costs. It notes the care, discipline, and amenities for incapasitated Civil War and Spanish American War veterans, including hospitals, farms, libraries, and patrols, with graves marked by military honors.
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Grand Army of the Republic
Loyal Legion
Army and Navy Union
Veteran Association
Oather
Congress
House
Senate
District of Columbia
Dayton
Milwaukee
Wis
Tegas
Hampton
Montana
Nebraska
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Dakota
Ohio
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Dakota
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
Board of Managers
Day of Memories Memorial Day Observances Enduring
The Day of Memories memorial customs begun after the Civil War under John A Logan will be observed in thousands of towns as veterans place blossoms on graves and lead parades. Survivors say future generations may not remember. yet the public would vote to keep Memorial Day alive.
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John A Logan
Mexico
Spies and Waterworks Talk in Jerusalem Visit
James Burrill Angell recalls a Constantinople posting where sultan spies infiltrated hotels. An Arab mayor of Jerusalem sought waterworks concessions but warned that corruption blocked reform, praising pure democracy before leaving without exploiting the interview.
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James Burrill
Angell
Constantinople
United States
A. Turk
England
Ife
Jerusalem
Strange Country is Oman
A compact description of Oman, noting its southeastern position on the Arabian Peninsula, mountainous terrain, uncertain western border, sparse population along the coast, scarce water sources, hot long summers, and multilingual trade. It mentions rulers deciding cases by local custom and Quranic precepts, unknown commercial law, rising wages, and scarce animals with dromedaries praised as the best breed.
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Arabian Peninsula
Sultanate of Oman
Sultanate
Wallis
United States
Baron Ferean and the Manx hotel cutlet
A Brazilian noble known as Baron Ferean is described as miserly in trifles yet extravagant in other ways. At the Manx hotel in Rio de Janeiro he orders a cutlet at breakfast and is told by the head waiter that it is a custom not to serve...
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Baron’ Ferean
Meyer
Manx
Rio de Janeiro
A. Secord
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