Nonsense Fragments Spur Curious Indiana Copy
A garbled collection of satirical quips and oddities from a Wisconsin or Indiana paper mentions resignations, Wright brothers airship hopes, music in arnyard, a Wilkesbarre millionaire, Paris opera sticks, eggs, a Montana Chinaman laundry, and a professor's earth revolution claim.
Brides Wanted in Western Vash on State
A small notice notes a demand for brides in western Vash on state. It links leap year customs to matchmaking efforts and invites potential brides to respond.
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Vashon
Spring Catalogs and Courtroom Quips Across the News
A collage of brief notes and juxtapositions cover spring themes from seed catalogs to weather, with legal and social quips. A Kansas City court denies a divorce while headlines joke about mail order divorce and a baseball player’s home runs fueling marriages.
Frank Smith Considers Quitting Baseball For Cafe Venture
Frank Smith veteran pitcher for the Chicago White Sox, has returned from Europe and may quit baseball to run a cafe in Pittsburg. Cincinnati has accepted his contract terms, yet he will not sign until he secures the cafe job. Smith believes managing a cafe will be easier than facing hitters, while he may still pitch a season or two for Cincinnati if needed.
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Frank Smith
Chicago White Sox
Europe
Smith
Pittsburg
Cincinnati
Lfe
White Sox
Boston Red Sox
Billy Purtell
Twenty Greatest Players Ranked by A Boston Critic
Tim Murnane's associate reveals a strong twenty list praised by old fans. Pitchers include Nichols Young Mathewson Johnson Walsh. catchers Kelly Bennett Ewing. first basemen Chase Chance. second basemen Lajoie Evers. third baseman Collins. shortstops Long Wagner. outfield Cobb Clarke McAleer Schulte Delehanty.
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Tim Murnane
Boston Baseball
Kid' Nichols
Cy’ Young
Browning's Mania for Bats in Baseball History
Pete Browning, famed slugger for Louisville and later Cleveland in 1890, obsessed over bats. He valued batting average above all, collecting bats on trips and even paying excess baggage. Umpire Van Haltren credits him with introducing tobacco juice rubbing to roughen bats for grip.
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Pete Browning
Louisville
Cleveland
Portland
Pete
Browning
van Haltren
Japanese runners enter Olympic event for first time
Dispatches from Tokyo report Japanese aspirants for the Olympic games were recently tested with surprising results. Shizo Kawakuri of the Tokyo Higher Normal school set a world record in the 25 mile marathon at 2 hours 32 minutes, with two others also beating the prior mark.
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Tokyo
Shizo Kawakuri
Sasakt
Baseball chatter on trades and contracts across leagues
Yankees and Browns seek a catcher while Charley Schmidt of the Tigers is noticed as unavailable. Clark Griffith says Bob Groom is evaluating his contract. Eddie Ainsmith was the initial Detroit offer. Red Sox keep Paul Strand at Spokane. 17 year old wonder sold for 5 thousand dollars. Martin at the Athletes gets Tufts stay approval through May 1. Georgia University announces a March 23 game in Athens. Otto Jordan signs a one year deal. Alperman moves to third. Blue Grass league expands to four Sunday towns with a May 1 season start and a Sept 4 finish totaling 130 games. Newark buys Harry Smith. Doice to Trenton. Chicago athletes buy a new football. Wolgast delays defeat.
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Browns
Charley Schmidt
Tigers
Clark Griffith
Bob Groom
Detroit
Moriarty
Eddie Ainsmith
Red Sox
Paul Strand
Spokane
Wonder
John Taylor
Martin
Coannie Mack
Tufts College
Medford
Mass
Snother
Georgia University
Athens
Otto Jordan
Atlanta
Alperman
Lexington
Frankfort
Marysville
Paris
Newark
Harry Smith
Brooklyn
George W. Doice
Trenton
University of Chicago
Wolgast
Youngsters to Get Chance in Coming Baseball Seasons
The article notes a rise in promising young players across National and American leagues. It highlights a 1911 crop including Alexander, Chalmers, Gregg, Jackson and others, and argues many juniors are improving and may push out last year’s leaders if given chances.
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Chalmers
Gregg
Jackson
Esmond
Kirke
Benton
Humphries
Olson
Krapp
Marsani
Almeida
Sailer
Dorle
Cashion
Gainor
Drake
Bodie
O’brien
Danforth
McCarthy
Severold
Americans Flock to Canada Prompting Bright 1912 Crop Outlook
The article notes rising American immigration into Canada as settlers move to Manitoba Saskatchewan and Alberta. It cites strong farm profits from wheat oats barley and flax with a 1911 12 revenue of 101.62 million from livestock and grains and predicts a record 1912 crop given adequate moisture and early spring prospects.
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Western
Canada
West
Manitoba
Saskatchewan
Alberta
O Day Praises Emslie Umpiring Ahead of Season
Cincinnati Reds manager Hank O Day defends veteran umpire Bob Emslie against talk of failing eyesight and pension. O Day recalls Emslie scoring high in a shooting contest and fending off criticism earned over his long umpiring career.
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Emslie
Bob Emslie
Hank” O’day
Cincinnati Reds
O'Day
National League
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Toronto
Emilie
May Run in Australia Brings Penn Stars Invited
Cartmell and Ransdell, former University of Pennsylvania stars, receive invitations to visit Australia for the May sprint championships. Cartmell is the world champion after beating A L Postle of England, while Ransdell holds the intercollegiate AAA title.
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Australia
Cartmel
Fred Ransdell
University of Pennsylvania
Cartmell
A. L. Postle
Ransdell
Hard Training Trip for Athletics
Connie Mack plans an intensive spring training trip for the world's champions. The Athletics will train in San Antonio Texas and Marlin as a bath city. Mack follows McGraw's policy. He will take rookies south around February 20 and veterans on March 1.
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Athletics
San Antonio
Tex
Marlin
Bath City
Mack
McGraw
Giants
San Francisco Fight Permits Issued for Boxing Promoters
The Board of San Francisco approves four monthly boxing permit licenses for 20 round bouts, issued to local fight promoters to sanction scheduled events in the city.
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San Francisco
Board of
San Fran Sco
When Mamma Failed to Beam on the Tram
A sweet little girl on a tram car charms passengers by saying Santa brought her two dolls for Christmas. She notes the hair on one doll comes off like mamma’s, causing smiles from the crowd while the mother holds back.
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Santa Claus
Stop the Pain With Cole's Carbol Salve Ad
Advertises Cole's Carbol salve claiming quick healing of burns and cuts and scar prevention. Mentions price 25c and free samples by mail from J. W. Cole & Co. Black River Falls Wisconsin.
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Cole
J. W. Cole & Co
Black River Falls
Wis
Hope and the Three Ball Merchant Clash Over Value
A terse line hints at a confrontation between optimism and a shopkeeper tied to the three ball trade. The cryptic note suggests tension around a deal or disagreement involving sales or merchandise.
Dr Pierce's Pleasant Pellets Endure Inflammatory Values
Medical puff promises stomach liver and bowel regulation with sugar coated pellets. It extols benefits and ease of use while asserting they do not gripe. It adds a curious moral line about love and wisdom versus fools.
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Dr. Pierce
Piles Cured in 6 to 14 Days by PAZO OINTMENT
A druggist offers a money back guarantee if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure itching burning bleeding or protruding piles within 6 to 14 days. The ad promotes fast relief and urges readers to tip for faster service.
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