Barred by the Bar of Soap
A comic exchange unfolds as a man asks for a bar of liquor and a waitress mishears it as a bar of soap. The banter highlights a dry wit moment in an everyday setting.
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Newspaper
Silver Lake Record
Location
Silver Lake, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Apr 19, 1917
Page
7
A comic exchange unfolds as a man asks for a bar of liquor and a waitress mishears it as a bar of soap. The banter highlights a dry wit moment in an everyday setting.
An advertisement touts freezone as a quick effective treatment for corns and calluses. A Cincinnati authority claims a few drops applied to the corn will relieve soreness and cause the corn to lift out with no skin irritation. A small bottle is inexpensive and available at drug stores.
A humorous exchange about buying a car and funding it. The punchline rests on a doctor’s directive to stop eating potatoes, implying a savings motive.
A humorous classified item from the Youngstown Telegram about selling a cow. The seller cites the cow’s good health and milk promise but notes a troubling flaw: the animal’s voice resembles a dinner horn, causing workers to dream of home meals and tempting them to quit labor.
An advertisement promises to remove freckles using ethine double strength. Apply an ounce from a druggist night and morning to fade spots and achieve a clear complexion with a money back guarantee if it fails.
A brief dialogue depicts a boss informing an employee that he is being discharged and the companion’s duty in the process, highlighting formal protocol and mutual duty in the moment.
Ad copy highlights women's pride with clear white attire and promotes Red Cross Ball as a fashionable push. Grocers ink the campaign, featuring Ady branding and retailer involvement in the drive.
Canadian exports to Great Britain rose by 395.483 million dollars while United States exports increased by 61.126 million dollars, indicating a broad uptick in trade during the period.
The article extols Rio de Janeiro as a thriving tropical capital with a million residents, noting its modern streets, electric lighting, and large harbor. It highlights improvements since earlier health issues, the city’s role as a major seaport, and Brazil’s broader growth and potential as a populous, resource-rich nation.
A period ad urges women and girls to prevent premature aging by hydrating and using Anuric double strength before meals. It cites kidney degeneration as a cause and quotes Mrs. Marvey Goss praising Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for pregnancy strength and postnatal use, offering mail order access from Buffalo, New York.
Paddy boasts of a joke in a corner by the pot house fire. He claims to have given Murphy the old mare for a cartload of hay, then gleefully reveals Murphy will lend back the mare to eat it. The neighbor questions the plan as Paddy laughs at the riddle.
Advertised claims state that a 25 cent box of Peterson's Ointment will abolish eczema and banish piles. Letters from users like Mrs. Mary Hill of Pittsburgh and A B Ruger of Racine praise the product for clearing head eczema and relieving itching piles. Druggists recommend it.
Gertrude battles vexation and grief as she pleads with her mother to call Freddy to stop stepping on ants in the garden. The scene contrasts Gertrude’s desire to guide with Freddy’s heedless mischief and the mother’s restrained reprimand.
Navy surgeon Dr. R C Holcomb warns that crowded shipboard quarters and irregular hours raise risks of respiratory diseases and injuries. He notes air space per sailor is insufficient given the occupation, and storms increase danger.
Spain and possessions sold to the United States goods valued at 35,458,377 dollars during the previous year. The report lists the total value of exports and highlights the bilateral trade volume between Spain and the United States.
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