Weather, wheels and water wagons in the news
A compilation of quips and observations on weather, transportation, and science from diverse topics. Notes include airships, automobiles, sea ventures, and an optimistic view of international arbitration progress led by U S influence.
University scientist decries charity as disgrace
A university scientist claims charity is a disgrace and calls for letting the useless starve and the unfit die. He argues science benefits from such deaths as a defense of the brutal survival of the fittest doctrine.
Census of 1909 Manufactures Begins Under Census Bureau Direction
Washington reports the 1909 census of manufactures mines quarries petroleum and natural gas has started under the census bureau. About 1 800 agents will be employed with strict confidentiality to protect business details and prevent data disclosure.
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Washington
United States Census Bureau
William M. Stewart
Durand
Act of Congress
Bureau of the Census
Smoot Seeks Utah Annexation of Northwestern Arizona
Senator Reed Smoot introduces a bill to annex to Utah the Arizona region west and north of the Colorado River. The area features the Grand Canyon gorge and would enlarge Utah, though Arizona residents are expected to protest in Congress and the plan may be defeated.
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Congress
Quake alarm from parrots warned ofMexican earthquakes
In Tierra Caliente Mexico parrots warn of approaching seismic disturbances. Engineers reported parrots alighting in open spaces and going silent before quakes, saving workers, bridges, and rail lines. Monkeys also sense quakes but give no clear warning.
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City
Mexico
Rome
Tierra Caliente
Southern Pacific
United States
C. J. Green
Sinaora
Colima
Tepic
Mr. Green
Acapulco
Tropical America
Magnet Draws Needle From Hopkins Back in Chester
Charles W. Hopkins a musician in Chester Pennsylvania sustained a peculiar accident while dressing and rocking. A darning needle protruding from socks pierced his back and broke off leaving a piece embedded. At Chester hospital the magnet removed the needle fragment from his back.
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Chester
Charles W. Hopkins
Hopkins
Chester Hospital
Doctor Sues Over Damages From Road Accident
Dr J T Burnite of South Brownsville sues Redstone township in Uniontown alleging injuries from an auto crash caused by a bad road. He seeks 22 dollars for each foot he tumbled down a hill into Redstone creek, totaling 1350 dollars.
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Uniontown
J. T. Burnite
South Brownsville
Redstone Township
Redstone Creek
Teach Girls Cowboy Tricks London
Lady Ernestine Hunt opens Cosham Park training school for women 18 and up to pursue horsemanship and life skills for colonial life. Students learn riding saddle and driving, stall work, gardening, cooking, first aid, and housewifery with no servants. Fees modest to attract middle-class pupils. may produce female jockeys.
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London
Ernestine Hunt
Marquis of Allesbury
Cosham Park
Portsmouth
Ufe
Lady Hunt
Colonies
England
Cosham House
Clownish Ambition Mocked in Tit-Bits Exchange
A jokey exchange from Tit-Bits features a society man confessing his life goals were to be a clown and a young lady replying that at least one ambition was gratified. The cartoonish remark highlights social vanity in a playful exchange.
Witty dinner chat links Stewart kilt to housework
A Chicagoan recalls meeting Rhinelander Stewart at Claridge's London. He shares quips about Anita Stewart and Don Miguel of Braganza, and a Scots kilt remark sparked by a Tulloch Castle livery joke. The major domo quips a man cannot clean upstairs windows in a kilt.
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Claridge’s
London
Rhinelander Stewart
Anita Stewart
Don Miguel
Braganza
Rhinelander
Tulloch Castle
Mr. Stewart
Aweel
Elephant and Longneck Debate Airship Headroom
In a playful exchange, Elephant asks why Longneck keeps his head low and close to the ground. Lion jokes that a raised head risks a bump on passing airships, turning a children's moment into a whimsy about height and hazard.
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Elephant
Longneck
Lion
Not Actually Necessary
The lawyer probes the witness in court asking her age. Mrs. Chucksley counters with a playful remark that their birthdays align but she is ten years younger. The examiner resumes the record about the case before the jury.
Story of the Peanut Shells and Post War on Unions
An editorial in The American Journal of Clinical Medicine defends C. W. Post of Battle Creek against union criticism. It argues Post fights labor unrest, cites a rumor about empty peanut shells, condemns the spread of falsehoods, and urges support for Post while praising his stance and vigor.
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C. W. Post
Battle Creek
Michigan
Post
Labor Trust
Postum
John Fitzgerald
Chicago Federation of Labor
Fitzgerald
American Journal of Clinical Medicine
Distinction in Drearyhurst Town Notables
In this Drearyhurst exchange locals note the town’s quiet reputation. Uncle Welby Gosh asserts nothing dramatic is hidden here, dismissing Mrs. Gunness and Doc Cook rumors and denying any prizefight hunt.
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Drearyhurst
Uncle Welby
A Few Years Hence
Knicker remarks on weariness as Bocker confesses staying up all night flying the baby at Harpers Bazaar.
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Bocker
Harpers' Bazaar
Snail Farming Promises Jobs In Government Plan
In a country store exchange the town elder notes government plans to promote snail farming. A farmer jokes about hiring a man to work on such farms while others doubt any hired help would suit the slow, slimy work.
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Hezekiah
Jason
Cricky
Force of Habit Dialogue and Humorous California Saying
A comic dialogue about a man claiming to have stolen a kiss from a salesgirl at a dance. The joke contrasts a guest overstaying his welcome in California with placing fleas, and a quip about tires needing to be re tired.
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California
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