Silly Snippets and Offhand Oddities From Old Columns
A collage of humorous lines and curious statements ranges from royal farming to sea serpents and ill-fated weddings. The piece weaves outdated jokes about wedlock, aviation, and weather, with flippant quips on education and auto misadventure, all in a breezy, column-in-a-newspaper tone.
Troubles Come In Packages, Not Singular Burdens
A proverb-like reflection notes that troubles arrive bundled. the heavier the load a man attempts to bear, the more complications and stress he faces, suggesting wise restraint in taking on burdens.
Life preservers and rotten cork in canvas questioned
The reader questions whether a small amount of rotten cork tied with rotted canvas can still be considered a life preserver, implying inspectors should recognize the failure of such materials.
Emperor of Korea Faces Fears Amid Turbulent Protests
The emperor's brow remains stern yet strained as unrest swirls around him. Officials and guards describe growing anxiety that the chaotic demonstrations could worsen if the situation escalates further.
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Korea
Dusty winds prompt Swedish lesson tip from Boston Globe
The Boston Globe notes that dammet means dust in Swedish and suggests using Swedish to vent during windy dusty days. The quirky tip links language learning to weather irritants as a small coping idea.
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Boston Globe
Families urged to keep goats as friendly home allies
The piece argues that families should welcome goats at home, contending a goat in the house makes every man his own secret society ally and would be enthusiastically received.
Treasury rules classify pigeons as birds not poultry
The treasury department reaffirms that pigeons are birds and not poultry aligning with a prior ruling associated with Noah Webster.
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Treasury Department
Noah Webster
Goefer Family Wedding Plans Up in the Air
A humorous remark suggests avoiding a mob at future Goefer family weddings by hosting the ceremony in a submarine or on a coral reef, reflecting a playful tone about public scenes.
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Goefer
June Bride and Graduation Dress Clash
The Boston Globe notes the difficulty of using the same dress for both a June wedding and graduation, highlighting a clash between events and wardrobe needs for the season.
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Mama
Italian Life Prisoner Prefers Stay Over Return to Italy
An Italian inmate in Connecticut's prison system is serving a life sentence and expresses a preference to remain imprisoned in the United States rather to be pardoned and sent back to Italy. The matter touches on residence, repatriation, and national policy.
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Connecticut
Italy
No-Vacation Russell Sage Letter for Judge Miller Praise
Russell Sage writes a letter praising Judge Miller of Mississippi who argues that meager wages breed idleness because men need not work constantly to live. Sage commends Miller for linking wages to work incentives and social welfare.
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Russell Sage
Judge Miller
Mississippi
Woman dies of heartache over seven year kiss drought
A New York woman worth $75,000 died recently and left her husband only $5 for not kissing her in nearly seven years. The corollary suggests neglecting affection can be costly, with the chestnut that a cold heart may cause a poor fortune.
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New York
Four Causes of Poverty Listed by New Encyclopedia
The encyclopedia cites four main causes of poverty: drink, inefficiency and shiftlessness, crime, and a fondness for roving. It notes that a lack of money could also be mentioned as another factor.
Los Angeles Woman Seeks Divorce Over Snakes in Home
A Los Angeles woman petitions for divorce from her husband claiming he kept snakes in the house. If granted on this ground the ruling would be a sweeping victory for the WCTU and its moral stance.
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Los Angeles
Philadelphia chemist claims radium price breakthrough
A Philadelphia chemist says he has devised a process to cut radium from 16 million dollars per pound to under 500 thousand dollars. With meat and many goods rising in price, the claim would bring relief to the struggling poor.
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Philadelphia
Bonesteel Prepares for Large Rush of Land Seekers
Omaha Bee notes Bonesteel South Dakota is bracing for a July land rush with an expected 60 000 registrations. lodging houses hotels and saloons fill the town as speculators and homeseekers arrive. many notaries and agencies are on site while 382 000 acres await claims and prices rise for numbered plots.
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Bonesteel
Togo Praised As Great Admiral Amid Port Arthur War News
London editorials echo belief that Togo has solidified status as a premier admiral. The piece notes Russia’s alleged timidity at Port Arthur and warns the Vladivostok fleet could launch diversions or a forlorn hope dash. Future days may shape the war’s outcome.
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Associated Press
Port Arthur
Liao Tung Peninsula
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Vladivostok
Saloon Brawl Turns Deadly in El Dorado
In a row at the El Dorado saloon, Tom Geasland a stone mason shot Ied Dugan a gunsmith at the arsenal in the groin. Geasland was arrested amid reports the wound is dangerous and may lead to murder charges.
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Dugan
Marescal Declines Public Candidacy Support
In Mexico City Ignacio Marescal, foreign relations minister, rejects using his name to back a vice presidential run. He confirms friendship with Interior Minister Corral and expects Corral to win at the polls.
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Mexico City
Ignacio Marescal
Confusion Over Rosebud Lands Registration Wording
The General Land Office explains that registration blanks for the Rosebud opening are obtainable only at South Dakota registration points Chamberlain Yankton Bonesteel and Fairfax. The only form mailed from Washington is a power of attorney for soldiers registering by an agent.
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Merchant Ordered to Leave Cripple Creek Return
Harry Floaten, a merchant, was warned by a five‑citizen committee to leave Cripple Creek as martial law loomed. He was arrested and detained briefly on arrival, with no charges pressed. The sole accusation cited by Captain Bulkeley Wells was handling deposits for the local Miners' union.
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Telluride
Colo
Harry Floaten
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Huggett
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Miners’ Union
Moral Standards Are Low at Amherst Commencement
At Amherst College commencements President George Harris warned that fashionable city society centers on wealth and vulgar excess. He condemned rich divisions in food and dress while noting some wealthy individuals use wealth for higher aims such as culture science art and philanthropy.
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Amherst
Mass
Amherst College
George Harris
Hulk of the Slocum Towed In
Crowds lined the East River as the Slocum hulk was towed to Erie Basin for federal inspection. Flags on tugs were at half mast and dipped at Barrett's Point where the ship sank and many lives were lost. Harbor craft dipped their flags in salute.
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New York
General Slocum
Erie Basin
Barrett's Point
Week's Attendance at the World’s Fair
In St Louis Missouri officials reported weekly attendance at the World's Fair for the week ending June 25 reached 640 485, up more than 65 000 from the prior week and 402 777 higher than the first week’s total.
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ST. Louis
Startling Sermon in Montreal Sparks Church Tensions
Abbe Brosseau stirred thousands at Notre Dame during St. John the Baptist celebration by warning of a church crisis caused by discord between Catholic clergymen and laymen. He said laymen neglect duties while clergy lag in modernization and urged prompt action per the archbishop.
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Montreal
Cabinet Changes Nebraska Man Becomes Secretary of Navy
President Roosevelt announced a cabinet reshuffle with Paul Morton of Nebraska named secretary of the navy to take effect July 1. William H Moody becomes attorney general, Victor Metcalf of California to head commerce and labor, replacing resignations of Cortelyou and Knox.
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Russians Burn Homes in Kilju and Ham Heung
A Gensan Korea telegram says Russian troops burned many houses in Kilju and Ham Heung and subjected women to harsh treatment in the latter town. About one thousand Russians seize livestock foods and carts in northwest Korea and head toward Vladivostok crossing the Tumen via new bridges. Three cholera cases among locals reported. no outbreak among Japanese troops.
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Tangier Returns to Quiet After Perdicaris Affair
London dispatch reports Tangier has resumed normal life with no expected developments after the Perdicaris episode, the Tangier correspondent of the Daily Telegraph states.
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London
Daily Telegraph
Japanese Fleet Wins Naval Action at Port Arthur
Admiral Togo reports engagement at Port Arthur last Thursday. A Peresviet class battleship sunk, Sevastopol class battleship and Diana class cruiser damaged. Port Arthur fleet sailed out to meet the Japanese forces.
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Fires and misdeeds dot Nebraska news from Fremont to Omaha
Nebraska items describe a Fremont home fire damage, stolen mules in Springfield, assaults in Wymore, political delegates, county picnics, bank formation, fines for public drunkenness, police changes, smallpox in Plattsmouth, burns to a Nebraska City wife, a near-fatal assault on a Beatrice grocer, hospital work accidents, jail escapes, court disputes over race and constitution, droughts in Sarpy crop, and railroad valuation policy moving through Lincoln.
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Remont Lloyd Havens Rescues Child Near Ames
Lloyd Havens of the Pohl and Shephard basketball team saved a two year old child from danger beside the railway track near Ames as a Union Pacific train approached. He acted quickly while traveling with teammates en route to North Bend for a game.
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Lloyd Havens
Pohl & Shephard
Ames
North Bend
Union Pacific
Havens
Potato Patch Expansion Reaches 400 Acres in Valley
Scott's Bluff T. C. Bottom & Co have completed planting 400 acres of potatoes. This brings total valley acreage to about 10,000 across the region resulting from the new planting season.
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Tragic Yard Switch Kills Two Children in Answorth
An eastbound freight led by conductor George Mills mangled three young children in the yards. A 3 year old boy died instantly, a 16 month old girl died within an hour, and a five year old girl suffered a severe foot injury.
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George Mills
Ellis
Babe
Boy Drowned While Swimming in Elkhorn River
Norfolk reports 14 year old Willie Stahl drowned while swimming with friends Sunday. Comrades deny the accident and say he went home. his clothing was hidden in a barn to conceal the incident.
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Willie Stahl
Elkhorn
Willie
Smallpox Scare Causes City to Cancel Celebration
Scott's Bluff citizens vote not to celebrate this year due to a smallpox scare. One mild case exists and is believed controllable, with no further danger expected.
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Harvest Hands Needed for Wheat Belt Harvest
Don C. Despain of Nebraska leads a five state association of free employment bureaus that will soon prove its ability to mobilize harvest labor. Kansas reports a demand for about 21,000 workers, with harvesting set to begin June 20 and railroads offering special rates.
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Wheat Belt
Don C. Despain
Nebraska
Despain
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