Doctor Prescribes Exercise to Halt Drinking
A patient complains of hating exercise and asks how to proceed. The doctor replies with a simple regimen: shake the head and exercise whenever offered a drink. The exchange ends with the patient cheering yet puzzled by the bizarre remedy.
Ideal Woman Is Matter of Man's Taste
Patricia Lindsay argues that the ideal woman is a man’s taste and vision, a composite of beauty, grace, and inner charm. She describes physical beauty, vitality in eyes, a musical voice, and a radiant mind, with feminine power driving progress and happiness.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Patricia Lindsay
Svery - Rman
Olivia de Havilland
Yoberty
Analyze Your Beauty Assets For Every Woman
The piece urges women to analyze their beauty assets and focus on strengths over perceived flaws. It argues perfection does not exist and encourages accentuating good points, such as a beautiful voice, to charm others and improve life prospects.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dietrich
Hint of the Day Encourages Outdoor Activity and Simple Exercises
The column urges outdoor activity and daily calisthenics to curb excess weight. It suggests playing games, port for exercise, gardening, or open-air routines tailored to body parts needing proportion, and notes repeated daily effort is essential.
British Poets Laureate List Through 18th Century
A fragmented roster lists British poets laureate including John Dryden 1670 Thomas Shadwell 1680 1692 Tate 1692 1715 Nicholas 1715 1718 Laurence Cibber 1730 1757 Whitehead 1758 1785. The text provides years and names noting the succession of official poets.
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John Dryden
Thomas Shadwell
Tate
Nicholas
Laurence Cibber
Whitehead
Mama's Boy Knows Wisdom in Food
Dialogue between Mother and Tammy with playful boasting about wisdom and growing up. The exchange hints at culinary advice and family dynamics within a domestic scene. The tone is light and humorous, emphasizing parental guidance and adolescent self awareness.
Tramp Refuses Coal, Proposes Gas Stove Compromise
In a Portland Express item a tramp declines to chop wood citing principle. A farmer's wife suggests coal later, but he cannot carry coal and offers a compromise to use a gas stove if the gas is turned on.
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Portland Express
Gift for My Old College and Our Professor
A brief note expresses money for a former college and a wish to support the institution. The writer recalls little about their strongest studies and mentions a professor who often slept during classes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mitory
Mountaineer Dispute Over Shooting With Son-in-Law
A heated exchange recalls a shooting involving a man and his son-in-law over a domestic conflict. The speaker defends the act while claiming the man was not his son-in-law at the time of the incident. The other party condemns the shooting as shameful.
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Mountaineer
Doc
Zoo Visit Inspires Quick Waiter Lesson
A brief dialogue shows a waiter urged to visit the zoo. The exchange reveals a request for experience with animals as a learning moment.
Bug Cap and Bug Loafer in the Garden
In a garden scene Cap-Hey and Cap discuss duties as an officer presiding over beet crops. Loafer-What you got to do with it? Cap-A lot-I'm the officer on this beet.
No Weed Problem Northern Visitor in Georgia
A dialogue notes hog raising as profitable versus crops. The stranger asks about hogs versus corn and potatoes. The local Native-Wal responds that hogs need no hoeing, implying easier farming.
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Georgia
Here
Wal
Whipped Into Shape Over Dusty Pants
A boy complains his mother beat dust from his new pants while Mrs. Jones urges him to endure the cleaning. He notes the pants are now clean but praises the process.
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Mrs. Jones
Oliver
No Catse for Fuss in Rural Dispute
Fragmentary dialogue shows a rural couple arguing over preparations for a weekend away and someone refusing to cut wood for a house, highlighting household tension and character dynamics in a domestic scene.
Time Off Wimpus-Ants Attend All Picnics
Time Off Wimpus-Ants are described as the hardest working creatures, yet they still find time to attend picnics, a playful paradox highlighted in the piece.
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Wimpus
Zimpir
Doctor’s bill convinces man to eat less meat
A humorous exchange about a doctor advising meat reduction ends with the patient admitting the bill justified the counsel. The line contrasts initial skepticism with eventual acceptance of healthier eating habits.
Bridge quiz quip reaches readers in Telephone Topics
A brief telephony humor item notes a caller asking about points for a vulnerable slam in a bridge game. The cheeky line highlights the ongoing bridge trivia column and reader engagement with playful banter.
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State Bridge Department
Streetcar Guidance From Elderly Driver Exchange
A witty exchange shows a helpful elderly woman asking where to catch a street car and a quick reply points to the best place by the door handle, illustrating practical urban navigation.
Unclear Dialogue Between Jenkins and Gregory
Dialogue fragment shows Jenkins stating a refusal without reason and Gregory replying that the refusal was thoughtful of her. No further context or names beyond Jenkins and Gregory are provided.
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Jenkins
Gregory
Old Boy
Christian Science Lectures Announced For Local Radio
Local radio listeners can hear two Christian Science lectures this week. Paul A. Harsch of Toledo will lecture Tuesday January 31 at 12 10 p m over KFAC 1300 k c front Philharmonic Auditorium for the Ninth Church of Christ Scientist Los Angeles. Archibald W Edes of Beverly Hills will broadcast Sunday January 29 at 8 30 a m over KNX 1050 k c Hollywood with Clemence Gifford soloist and Charles W Adams organist, under the Christian Science Committee.
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Paul A. Harsch
Toledo
Ohio
First Church of Christ, Scientist
Boston
Mass
KFAC
Ninth Church
of Christ, Scientist
Los Angeles
Pacific Coast
Columbia Broadcasting System
KNX
Hollywood
Archibald W. Edes
C.S. B
Beverly Hills
Clemence Gifford
Charles W. Adams
The
Christian Science Committee
Southern California
First Mennonite Church Hosts Sacred Music Program
The Hilty Brothers, a Blufftown Ohio tenor duo, present a sacred music program at First Mennonite Church tomorrow at 7 30 pm announced by Rev Gustav Frey. The brothers are well known as sacred singers in the East and touring the West Coast. The public is invited and a free will offering will be received.
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Hilty Brothers
Blufftown
Ohio
First Mennonite
Gustav Frey
California Pork Prices Higher Than In Middle West
California pork products fail to meet demand pushing live hog prices higher in San Francisco Oakland and Los Angeles. The Agricultural Extension Service Circular 15 from the University of California Press summarizes hog types feeds fattening marketing sanitation and parasite control for pork producers.
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California
Middle West
San Francisco
Oakland
Los Angeles
Agricultural Extension
University of California Press
E. H. Hughes
Davis
College of Agriculture
L. W. Feldmiller
College At
Berkeley
Bank Report Shows December Growth in California Businesses
Bank of America's December review shows California and far western business advancing, with the regional index at its highest since September 1937. California building permits total $15.41 million, down 11 percent from November but up 72 percent from December 1937, and residential permits rise 87 percent year over year.
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California
Far Western
Business Review
Bank of America’s, Analysis and Research Department
Far West shows higher merchandise sales in 1938
The article notes sales volume rose in the same month of 1938 versus 1937 due to higher retail prices averaging above previous year levels. The trend extended across the entire far west with similar patterns of increased value and volume.
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Far West
Scouts in Shafter Show Steady Yearly Growth
Scoutmaster Ned Marksheffel reported growing numbers in the Shafter Boy Scout troop during the year. Twenty active scouts and 17 Cub members are involved under sponsor American Legion with weekly meetings and plans for a new meeting place. The court of honor is being prepared for March.
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Shafter
Ned Marksheffe
American Legion
Howard Miguel
Marksheffel
Merican Legion
Richland School
Bakersfield VFW to Stage 100 Mile Tin Lizzie Derby
Bakersfield Model T owners compete in a 100 mile dirt track race at Kern County fair grounds on Sunday February 12 with 500 dollars in prizes. Cars will be inspected after the event to prevent tampering. Entry details available at 2023 Chester Ave Bakersfield. Proceeds go to the VFW Private Harold Brown Post fund.
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Kern County
Kern County Fairgrounds
Bakersfield
Chester Ave
Harold Brown Post
Meeting of General Interest Declared by Authorities
Authorities announce a meeting they say will be of general interest to all citizens. Expected topics and public attendance details are to be provided at a later time.
Generals Meet Tehachapi In Friday Shafter Rivalry
Shafter High School hosts Tehachapi High Friday at 3 PM with Generals favored despite two league defeats. Notable players Kirshenmann Unruh Potter McCoy Kliewer Smith Newton for Shafter and Witcher Janzen Psjomo Mettir Myers for Tehachapi. Hein is out, Witcher ill but expected to play.
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Shafter High School
Tehachapi High School
Shafter
Generals
McFarland
Maricopa
Leroy Witcher
Walter Kirschenmann
Elmer Unruh
Marvin Potter
Powel McCoy
Laverne Kliewer
Milford Smith
Calvin Newton
Harold Janzen
Rudolph PsJomo
Wilbert Kirschenmann
Reynold Mettir
Ben Myers
Oil Curtailment Proposals Heard At Friday Meet
About 100 Kern county oil operators gathered at Hotel El Tejon Bakersfield to discuss voluntary curtailment plans as part of a California effort to limit oil production to 600000 barrels. Proposals included basing curtailment on oil value, refinery-led reductions, and staged production limits amid debates on stripper wells and water management in Kern River measures.
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California
Kern County
Hotel el Tejon
Bakersfield
Victor H. Rossetti
Los Angeles
C. C. Spicer
Republic Petroleum Company
Kern River
Heat on Wheels: Metal Braziers Once Used for Local Heating
The article notes metal braziers with small fires mounted on wheels were used for local heating centuries ago. It also reports that seventy percent of global whale catches in recent years come from Antarctic waters by Norwegian whalers.
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Antarctic
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