Witty snatches and social quips from The Herald
A collage of satirical notices and quips about people, prices, and culture. References include a New York man fined for giving whisky to a horse, discussions on mean temperature, a fashion expert on women's arms, a New York poet offering 5,000 poems for a dollar, Mrs. Chadwick’s rumored $1,000,000, and Carnegie as a Cleveland witness.
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New York
Oysters and Social Quirks in Curious Prose
The passage jests at Herr Hoch and Adam's presence of mind while poking fun at a French physician’s oyster cure that prescribes six dozen oysters daily. It then muses on garter purses and a trend of riding streetcars to witness ladies quarrelling over fare payments.
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Herr Hoch
Adam
Freezer Fry and Barnum Circus Comparisons Stir Maryland Note
In Maryland a man named Freezer Fry is mentioned as an odd local figure. Captain Adrian C. Arson claims batting is a lost art, while Colonel John I. Sullivan plans to prove him wrong with another effort. P T Barnum’s autograph is valued higher than Henry Clay’s, implying Barnum’s circus scale surpasses Clay’s era.
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Maryland
Freezer Fry
St. Louis
Adrian C. Arson Snys
John I. Sullivan
Russian students demand sharper response after riotous times
Report notes Russian students argue a zemsky sobor would be too tame to satisfy the people after the recent riotous period. The tone suggests rising calls for a stronger or different form of public assembly to address unrest.
Baltimore professor proposes chloroform at age sixty
A Baltimore professor suggests using chloroform on all men at age sixty, noting no woman is likely to reach that age. The remark, likely provocative, centers on gendered assumptions about longevity.
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Baltimore
Directors Question Hyde for Presidency of Life Co
Report notes Mr Alexander and fellow directors deem Mr Hyde unfitting for the presidency of a major life insurance firm. The item questions whether they were invited to the $100,000 ball and hints at tensions among leadership.
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Alexander
Hyde
Fire in New York Theater Sparks Embarrassed Escape
A theater fire in New York prompted chorus girls in tights to rush into the streets. They were reportedly embarrassed yet largely relieved afterward, as the event may boost demand for leading roles due to the publicity and the advertising boost it provided.
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New York
Nashville American Attacks Comic Valentine as Abomination
The Nashville American denounces a comic valentine calling it an atrocity of conception and a cheap spiteful abomination. The editor’s remarks suggest the piece reflected a sharp, skillfully chosen critique of the sentiment.
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The
Nashville American
Spokane Woman Secures Divorce Over Flying Machine Plot
A Spokane woman obtained a divorce from her husband, accusing him of squandering earnings on a plan to invent a flying machine rather than buying life necessities for the family. The case highlights the financial strain and marital dispute surrounding speculative ventures.
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Spokane
Iowa News Briefs Chronicle Tragedy Crime and Discovery
A Lucas Ledger proprietor Mrs. A. Richards was killed crossing tracks by a westbound freight near Leeas. Carroll painter George M. Wilkie died of heart trouble after a doctor visit. Daisy Martin of the Erma Opera company died in Jefferson from septic poisoning after illness. Sheriff Humphrey brought Clifford Godby to Bedford, linked to a horse theft in Newmarket. Hardin county farms market Missouri mules. Peckham sold many at $125 head. Tremaine endures suicide after divorce suit. Prof Nutting highlights rich Samoan fish collections at Iowa State University. Creamer Package ruling upheld over Burk death from unlabeled sulfuric acid jug. Storm Lake court case on murder intent postponed. Cedar Rapids switchman killed by Northwestern engine. Iowa watchdog notes large bank deposits. Manchester freight collision scraps cars but no injuries. Council Bluffs Union elevator fire destroys building and 300k bushels grain. Des Moines Interurban eyes Woodward route. other options possible. Woolstock gas well fires strong. possible large future finds. Fort Crook troops may drill at Des Moines Post. map needs. Jefferson's Nihoff dies from coal gas accident.
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Daisy Martin
Erma Opera Company
Jefferson
Chicago
Humphrey
Bedford
Clifford Godby
Garnet
Kan
Godby
Newmarket
Taylor County
Denver
Anderson County
Kansas
Missouri
Hardin County
Peckham
Union
Bureau of Fisheries
Washington
Iowa
The
Fish Commission
Harvard
Supreme Court
Waterloo
Creamer Package Manufacturing Company
Henry F. Burke
Creamery Package Company
Suga
Burk
Storm Lake
A. A. Smith
James IF. Toy
First National Bank of
Sioux City
Charles W. Johnson
Rock Island
Northwestern
Cedar Rapids
State
Savings Banks of
Illinois Central
Manchester
Union Levator Company
Council Bluffs
Trans-Mississippi Grain Company of
Omaha
Hi. H. Polk
Des Moines Interurban Railway Company
Woodward
Milwaukee Road
Westover
Des Moines
Boone
Perry
Woolstock
Walter Robertson
Wright County
State House
Fort Crook
Joseph M. Little
Third Infantry
United States
Des’ Moines
John Nihoff
Nihoff
Nikoff
Murder Trial Verdict Sentences Des Moines Man to Life
Charles Thomas found guilty of murder in the death of Mabel Schofield. He admitted nothing, but jurors declared he poisoned her drink, hid her body, then dragged her to the Des Moines River. The verdict prompted emotional reactions from his mother and wife.
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Des Moines
Mabel Schofield
Charles Thomas
Criminal Court
Miller
Jessie Miller
Ness
Thomas
Mr. McHenry
McVey
Man found guilty of manslaughter in ax murder
Fairfield March 9 Dan Sheppard found guilty of manslaughter for killing Christian Womelsdorf with an ax in his home. Evidence showed a bloody ax in a corner and a later quarrel over money. Defense claimed alibi at his stepmother's. old motive and witness doubt discussed.
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Fairfield
Sheppard
Old Christian Womelsdorf
Womelsdorf
Mra. Womelsdorf
Innocent Match Causes Death, Child Burns
A three year old boy died from burns after a match ignited his clothing while he and a baby sibling were left unattended by their mother. The incident occurred in Grant on March 9 and was attributed to an innocent match left burning in the house. The mother had stepped outside briefly, returning to find the boy severely burned. He died from the injuries sustained.
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Grant
Death Ag
B. L. McCue
Injury on West Church Street Roof Ends in Eye Wound
John Block, a young computer employed by Dr Harris, fell from a roof while trimming shingles on West Church Street in Marshalltown. He held a sharp knife in his hand and, during the fall, jabbed himself in the eye causing a serious injury. The incident occurred late yesterday afternoon and is being reported from Marshalltown.
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Marshalltown
John Block
Harris
Church Street
Des Moines Reward Won By Hockersmith In Schofield Case
Des Moines reports reveal Hockersmith awarded a $500 state reward and $2,500 in private subscriptions for capturing Mabel Schofield's murderer. Partners Hackersmith and Miskimmins traced evidence over five years, with hundreds of backers signing the original paper. Some papers reportedly lost by official earlier, but enough remain to contact subscribers.
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Citizens Committee
Schofield
Des Moines
I. N. McCash
J. B. Henshaw
J. §. Hockersmith
William Miskimmins
Thomas
Hockersmith
BH. Fagen
Hackersmith
Miskimmins
Fire destroys world’s largest cereal plant in Cedar Rapids
Cedar Rapids dispatch reports the American Cereal company plant, the world’s largest of its kind, burned overnight causing over 1.5 million dollars in loss. two deaths were reported including joe hollingsworth and an unidentified man, with several workers missing as flames spread through a triangle shaped complex near rail lines halting all rail service. firefighters saved little beyond a portion of the complex as elevators and mills collapsed in the blaze.
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Cedar Rapids
American Cereal Company
Joe Hollingsworth
Fourth
Joss
Ceda Rapids
Joe Skvor
Frank Lawrence
Flates
Notes From the Capital: Iowa Affairs and National Appointments
Des Moines notes a Clinton oleomargarine case prepared for county grand jury, plus Senate nominations of Sha to the Treasury, Wilson to Agriculture, Conger to Mexico, and Dobson to Nottingham. Supreme Court case on stock ownership traces shares to Clara J. Scott with estate judgment. H. H. Carr defends farmers' organization as independent from trusts, aiming for regional, state, then national unity. Barrett fraud losses at Agar Packing grow. 35 forged checks total over $800. State official Riggs reports high school representation plan a success. local notes on girls, solicitors, and a Viennese naturalist’s reptile timing curiously wrap the item.
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Senate
Leslie M. Sha
Iowa
Treasury
James Wilson
Town
Agriculture
Mexico
George L. Dobson
Nottingham
England
Supreme Court
National Bank
S. J. Fisher
Buchanan County
F. C. Platt
Fisher
Clara J. Scott
H. H. Carr
Chicago
Somers
Standard Oil
United States
Carr
Mr. Carr
FE. C. Barrett
Agar Packing Company
Barrett
Des Moines
Agar
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