Quirky woes and witticisms in a 1900s column
A parade of whimsical notices and quips on crime, real estate, elopements, inventions, a volcano forecast, and a tax deficit. The items joke about a millionaire eloping, a vineless potato, dogless sausage, and a sinking battleship, with playful wordplay on names and events from the era.
Secret of success urged by writers say hard work wins
Twelve famous American men wrote to an Iowa schoolboy stressing that the secret of success is real hard work. Eleven of the twelve signers were lawyers, outlining a shared professional path alongside perseverance.
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America
Iowa
London visit notes King Alfonso ties and King Edward nicknames
King Alfonso met people during a London stay and formed friendships. The piece notes no authority for the claim that King Edward now familiarly calls him Allie.
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Alfonso
London
Edward
Allie
Preacher Asked to Resign Over Use of Automobile
A preacher faces resignation from the pulpit amid controversy over his use of an automobile. The dispatches do not reveal whether his wealth came by inheritance or marriage.
New York Angler Fined For Small Trout Catch
A New York man was fined 20 dollars for catching a trout under six inches. The judge is said to have missed a bigger one that slipped away in the same episode.
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New York
Peculiar suit seeks to silence wife in Chicago injunction
A Chicago man filed for an injunction to bar his wife from talking, a peculiarly misfortunate legal move reflecting domestic tensions and the oddity of his remedy.
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Chicago
Ealt
Baltimore Man Rejects Relatives Living on Legacy
Mr. Bonaparte of Baltimore says he has no use for the man who tries to live on his grandfather's reputation. Yet it is a distinction at times to have had a granduncle, as the remark implies.
Washington chair sells to Mount Vernon for 7500
A chair once owned by President Washington was sold to the Mount Vernon association for 7500 dollars, while a seat in New York's stock exchange costs considerably more.
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Washington
Mount Vernon Association
New York
Stock Exchange
Freckled wife remark by Dr Osler sparks reaction
A wry quote attributes to Dr Osler praising freckled girls claiming they are amiable and resist chloroform. The remark provokes discussion about marriage and gender while evoking Victorian era attitudes.
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Dr. Osler
New York Uncle Seeks Help to Find 16 Year Old Missing Niece
A New York man asks police to locate his 16 year old niece who is missing from home. She is described as six feet tall and police believe there may be prospects in the search.
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New York
Yonkers Alderman Seeks $25,000 Damages for Bribe Accusation
A Yonkers New York alderman sues for 25000 damages after being accused of soliciting a bribe. The quoted line praises a courageous alderman to carry the case into court.
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Yonkers, N. Y
Man's Engagement Sparks Gentle Cores of Incongruity
A Massachusetts tale reports a 35 year old man engaged to a woman aged four, a humorous misprint or riddle that prompts cautious celebration until clarity emerges about age and eligibility, highlighting playful social commentary on marriage norms.
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Massachusetts
Fashion writer doubts hoopskirt gains here
A fashion writer declares she believes hoopskirts will not gain traction in this country. She adds that the dear girls should avoid foot tangling in the unfamiliar mechanism.
Neighbor's mower borrower asks for car for afternoon
A hypothetical traveler envisions a neighbor who habitually borrows lawn mowers sending a 12-year-old to ask if the father will lend his automobile for the afternoon. The observation hints at social expectations and shared community norms without detailing concrete events.
Des Moines Falls North line tax passes in Hampton vote
A special election in Hampton approved a 3 percent tax to fund the Des Moines Iowa Falls Northern railroad extension, with a tally of 235 to 0. The tax amount is $16,000 and work on the line is to commence immediately.
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Des Moines
Iowa Falls & Northern
Hampton
Franzwa
Carroll
O. Yarrington
Archer
Thomas WW. Lawson
Fairgrounds
Missouri Valley
Iowa
Lawson
O'Brien County
Sioux City
Wheeler
Council Bluffs
Harrison
Monona
Florence M. Wood
Cornell Bluffs
Logan
Scott
Superior Court
W. A. Smith & Co
Newton & Northwestern Railroad
Boone
Homer Loring
Boston
Hamilton Browne
Belvidere & Elgin Road
Loring
Boone Coal and Mining Company
Newton & Northwestern
Rock Island
Newton & Northwestern Railway
Des Moines & Fort Dodge
Edwin Hawley
Iowa Central
A. W. Askwith
Alexander Buchanan
Buchanan
Askwith
Tragic series of rail deaths and accidents across Iowa
A string of fatal and near fatal incidents is reported from Iowa towns. William Hell found dead on Rock Island tracks near Kellogg. John Stohlberg missing after Campbell circus outing. Joseph Wheaton injured crossing tracks at New Hampton. Eddie Howard an orphan drowned at Mason City. Douglas A. Mellor dies in Osceola after alleged wood alcohol poisoning. J C Burns narrowly survives carbolic acid exposure. Sam Steel dies, Dr Woods injured, in Buxton railroad car collision.
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William Hell
Rock Island
Kellogg
Grinnell
W. J. Galloway
Clinton
Madison
John Stohlberg
Otho
Fort Dodge
Campbell Circus
John Donner
Pottawattamie County
Germany
Boone
Northwestern
Frank Champlin
Joseph Wheaton
New Hampton
Chicago
Milwaukee & St. Paul
Eddie Howard
Mason City
Howard
American Brick & Tile Factory
Douglas A. Mellor
Osceola
J. C. Burns
Hedrick
Burns
Mr. Burns
J. C. Burns & Son
Buxton
Sam Steel
Woods
Steele
Dr. Wood
Wolf bounty rises to 35 dollars per scalp in Michigan county
In Houghton County Michigan, wolves ravage farms prompting a bounty increase to 25 dollars per wolf, plus a state bounty of 10 dollars, totaling 35 for each scalp. The measure targets southern areas with higher livestock losses.
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Brockings
Houghton County
Mich
Virgil White Found Working On Iowa Farm Mystery Solved
Des Moines reports Henry Kirkhart, a farm hand on Will Ferguson farm near Defiance, is actually Virgil White, the Des Moines attorney presumed dead in the Des Moines River incident. A notebook found at the Ferguson home reveals White’s confession of mental collapse and intent to disappear, detailing his travels, memory loss, and decision to live under an assumed life.
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Des Moines
Henry Kirkhart
Will Ferguson
Defiance
Virgil White
Omaha
Iowa
Shelby County
Ferguson
White
J. C. Hume
Sigourney
Fred White
Couner Bluffs
Mr. Hume
Attempt to Blow Up Dam at Clear Lake
Mason City report of an attempted dynamite blast at the Clear Lake outlet dam on Thursday night. The explosion shattered rocks and caused minor damage to a hen house. only a small breach occurred and no overflow. Had it succeeded, farm lands and part of Magon City would have flooded.
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Mason City
Clear Lake
SJ Ingersam
Magon City
White Family Faces Second Disappearance Mystery
Council Bluffs June 380 Fred White father of Des Moines attorney Virgil White arrived to meet his son left at a Neumayer hotel by John C. Hume last Tuesday. Hume’s absence in Des Moines prompted Virgil to pack and vanish with Sam Wadsworth. Fred, moved and heartbroken, plans to pursue the case with Wadsworth and Chief Richmond, hoping to find Virgil in Omaha.
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Fred White
Mr. Hume
Wadsworth
Chief Richmond
Council Bluffs
Omaha
Henderson Paralysis Strike Brings Concern in Dubuque
David B Henderson is resting in Julien House apartments after a stroke struck last Thursday. News of the ex speaker's illness emerged yesterday through a friend. He showed improvement several hours after the attack and has continued to improve, though his left leg is off and his right leg stiff from rheumatism while his right arm remains benumbed. Expressions of sympathy pour in.
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Dubuque
David B. Henderson
Julien House
Woman Confesses To Buying Strychnine In Husband's Death
Lake City June 29 Mrs Cyrus Pratt under surveillance confesses to buying strychnine at Mc Nichols drug store, claiming use against rats. She and Will Persing, the hired man, drove to Yetter next morning and inquired about Pratt s bank account and life insurance. Witnesses say she shed no tears at the deathbed and was later found with Persing.
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Lake City
Cyrus Pratt
McNichols
Pratt
Cashier Skips Shocks Graettinger Bank Missing Funds
Marshalltown June 29 William Miller cashier of the Graettinger Savings bank vanished about a week ago. The bank vault remains locked. sheriff orders a safe opened to determine a possible $10,000 shortage. Depositors fear losses but are hopeful most funds will be recovered.
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Marshalltown
William Miller
Graettinger Sayings
Coakley
Drowns to save father in Cedar River tragedy
In Waterloo on June 27 C W Young of Britt and his 16 year old son Ross drowned after being swept by waves near San Souci park. A passing pleasure steamer caused buffeting waves that prevented escape. bodies not recovered. Both men were part of a private bathing party.
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Tery Graves
Waterloo
C. W. Young
Britt
Cedar River
San Souci Park
Ross
Young
Book Grafter Arrested at Charles City
A mysterious book agent named D B Collins was arrested in Charles City after preying on local schools with alluring prices. He appeared before Justice Hagen, posted costs, and promised to return the stolen books, then was released.
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Charles City
Justice Hagen
D, B. Collins
Irwin Mystery Grows In Des Moines River Find
Walter Irwin is missing from 1102 High Street. His clothes were found by two fishermen on the banks of the Raccoon river and identified by his wife as his. It remains unclear whether he was drowned or staged his disappearance.
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Harry Egan
Monticello
Egan
Iowa Central
Hedrick
Little
Keithsburg
South Omaha
L. I. Sell
Sacramento
Cal
Council Bluffs
John Crowe
Pat Crowe
Crowe
West End
Irwin
Pes Moines
Walter Irwin
High Street
Pardon Granted in Montana to Iowa Man Eric Mickelson
The state board of pardons freed Eric Mickelson of Slater, Iowa, who has served eighteen months of a four year sentence for blowing a safe at Kalpelto. The board called the conviction a travesty of justice with no evidence. The pardon cites his mother’s concern and presence in Slater.
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Eric Mickelson
Slater Free
Helena
Mont
State Board of Pardons
Eric Mikelson
Slater
Kallepell
Iowa
Wes
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