Quirky Inquiries and Wit From Eldora Publishers
A collection of satirical snippets and brief notes from Boylan and Smith in Eldora Iowa. Items spoof politics science and culture featuring mock headlines and wry humor about England Tibet Krupp guns Malibu gass, Guatemala ants, straw votes and other curiosities. It pokes fun at public figures and current events with playful wordplay.
Reformers showcase model saloon to influence New York crowds
The piece notes New York reformers use a model saloon to affect social reform and hints at broader public reach. It contrasts this with a remark by Harry Lehr about Newport being unconsciously lively and questions Lehr's focus on red neckties amid new war balloon rumors.
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New York
Newport
Harry Lehr
Tales, names, and fortunes from old Hudson Valley lore
The passage muses on a courier of odd tales from Shanghai Jiar and a frog that ate dynamite paste and leapt into destruction. It notes Esopus’s indigenous roots and Dutch spellings Esopus Scopus Sopus and Bopers. Henry M. Stanley left over 750000 from book sales and reflects on exploration returning to civilization.
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Esopus
Esop
Scopus
Sopus
Bopers
Henry M. Stanley
Doctor claims smoked glasses curb hay fever cures rheumatism
A Massachusetts doctor asserts smoked glasses prevent hay fever and suggests carrying potatoes in pockets could free people from rheumatism. The remarks pair eye protection with a folk remedy, reflecting colorful early 20th century medical folklore.
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Massachusetts
Lord Kelvin Sees Radium Energy From Outside
Lord Kelvin favors the view that radium’s energy is supplied from external sources and that radium acts as a distributing agent. He suggests this stance could cut the price by another million dollars per pound.
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Lord Kelvin
Early Morning Sleep Patterns Puzzle for Hartford Post
Hartford Post editor asks about why a person who slept fitfully through the night drops into deep slumber just ten minutes before wake time, a curious timing phenomenon that troubles readers and experts alike. The note seeks explanation from readers and observers.
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Hartford Post
Japanese Win Battle at 6th Kamimura’s Victory Dismantles Russian Fleet
London reports Admiral Kamimura humbling the Vladivostok squadron in five hours near the Tsushima islands. The Rurik Rossi and GrozovoI are crippled or sunk, while the Japanese pursue, with Port Arthur ships barred from sea. Czarevitch and Askold surrender at Tsingchou under German protection.
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London
Kamimura
Vinodivostok
Tokio
Straits of Korea
Vladivostok
Tsu Islands
Rurik
Rossi
Gromoboi
Port Arthur
Togo
Rursk
Russia
Hitachi
Ftrng
Dewey
Tsingchou
Czarevitch
Askold
Grozovol
Czarevitech
Vast Rubber Forests Found In Brazil Reported
Washington reports that vast forests of Manitoba rubber trees have been found in Brazil. The area is said to be very large though not yet defined due to incomplete exploration. Further discoveries of similar profusion are noted as investigations continue.
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Washington
Manitoba
Brazil
H. W. Furniss
United States
Bahia
Find Body of Missing Man in Sammanish River
Acoma Washington August 15 The body of George B Cliff superintendent of the Seattle division of the Northern Pacific railroad was found in the Sammanish river near Kenmore This discovery closes the search for the missing official authorities said he had been missing since yesterday and the cause of death was not yet determined
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Acoma, Wash
George B. Cliff
Seattle
Northern Pacific Railroad
Sammanish River
Kenmore
Socialists Oppose Extension Of War At Congress
Amsterdam Aug 15 Delegates from Japan and Russia at the International Socialist and Trades Union congress publicly shook hands amid applause though at war. Vice Presidents Katayama and Plekharoff exchanged remarks on risks to nations and people. The body adopted a resolution urging opposition to the extension or continuation of the war by capitalism and governments.
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Amsterdam
International Socialist and Trades Union Congress
Katayama
Plekharoff
Russia
Japan
Poison Squad Inquisition Underway In Washington
Dr. Harvey W. Wiley head of the Agriculture Department chemistry bureau moves toward experiments with a poison squad to test cold storage and artificial food preservation. A twelve man jury will eat preserved foods at stages during storage and record health effects. First meal expected early next month.
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Washington
Harvey W. Wiley
Bureau of Chemistry
Agricultural Department
Wiley
Wedlock Only Outward. Reading Parson Criticizes Divorce Marriages
Rev. Charles Brownback, the traveling parson who sought a wife, now attacks ministers who oppose marrying divorced people. He says marriage is often merely an outward tie driven by custom.
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Reading
Charles Brownback
Brownback
Auto Lands In Apple Tree Near Greendale Station
An automobile carrying Dr. Leonard and Mrs. Leonard of Brooklyn and Frederick and George Belfour of Manhattan plunged over an embankment near Greendale station on the Hudson River east bank and landed atop an apple tree. The occupants were rescued by ladder as the tree was cut to free the car.
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Catskill
N. Y
Dr. Leonard
Leonard
Brooklyn
Frederick
George Belfour
Manhattan
Greendale Station
Hudson
Plan Immense Pulp Mill in Newfoundland
Sir Alfred Harmsworth and several London newspaper owners have closed negotiations for 1,500 square miles of interior Newfoundland timber. They plan to erect the largest pulp mill in the world.
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St. Johns
N. F
Sir Alfred Harmsworth
London
Newfoundland
Empress and Heir Progress Favorably in St Petersburg
Official bulletin from Peterhof reports the empress and the heir to the throne progressing favorably. The czarevitch has been gazetted as the ataman of all Cossack forces in a ceremonial designation.
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St. Petersburg
Peterhof
Eczarevitch
Armenian Villages Destroyed in Turko-Armenian Clash
In Constantinople on August 15 a party of Armenians was attacked by Turkish troops near Bitlis in Asiatic Turkey. Kurdish forces are reported to have participated and two villages were destroyed.
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Constantinople
Bitlis
Asiatic
Turkey
Corroded Pot Causes Death
Pittsburg August 15 Howard Crews is dead and his wife and sister in critical condition from ptomaine poisoning, believed caused by a corroded coffee pot.
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Pittsburg
Howard Crews
Mission pledges reach 44500 at Old Orchard camp
At two sessions of the Christian alliance camp meeting in Old Orchard Maine on Sunday Rev A D Simpson led efforts yielding pledges to foreign missions totaling 44500. Dozens of supporters signed on during the drives and the gathering emphasized global outreach by the alliance.
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Old Orchard
Christian Alliance
A. D. Simpson
Burns to Death in Jail at Coeburn Virginia
Caesar Young, a Black man, died in the Coeburn jail after setting a fire while confined on a minor charge. He perished in the lockup as authorities attempted to intervene and extinguish the blaze.
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Russell Sage
Coeburn
Caesar Young
Turkey Yields to United States
In a Constantinople agreement the Porte agrees to treat American schools in Turkey as other powers’ schools, with all disputed matters settled. Leishman reported to Rear Admiral Jewell to salute and depart as the talks ended. The delay stemmed from palace officials resisting foreign rights while a long ministerial council resolved the issue.
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Constantinople
United States
Turkey
Porte
Leishman
Jewell
Smyrna
Council of Ministers
Washington
Department of State
Ottoman Empire
Lumber Schooner Melbourne Sunk After River Collision
The Melbourne, a lumber laden schooner, sank after colliding with the steamer Thomas Cranage near Russell's Island in the St Clair River while in tow of the Nipigon. The Cranage ran aground and lies ten inches afloat. no details on crew or injuries were reported.
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Melbourne
Nipigon
Detroit
Mich
Thomas Cranage
Russell's Island
St. Clair
Cranage
Woman 85 Takes Carbolic Acid in Personal Crisis
In South Bend Indiana on August 15 Mrs Louise Banta 85 writes a farewell message to husband Carrol then drinks between one and a half ounces of carbolic acid in a personal crisis moment. She is in critical condition but alive with hope of recovery. She notes troubles no one else knows and expresses remorse for the act.
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South Bend
Ind
Louise Banta
Carrol Banta
Baseball Standings and Scores Across Leagues
National League Chicago leads 5-0 over Philadelphia while Brooklyn 3 St Louis 1 Cincinnati 2 New York 1 Boston 1 Pittsburg 0. American League Chicago 3 New York 8 in five innings, plus St Louis 4 Boston 1 and Cleveland 7 Philadelphia 2. Multiple minor leagues report Aug 14 results with matches across American Association Western League and others including Davenport Springfield Dubuque Bloomington Cedar Rapids Rockford Springfield Davenport결
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Chicago
Philadelphia
Brooklyn
St. Louis
Cincinnati
New York
Boston
Pittsburg
Cleveland
Detroit
Washington
Minneapolis
Indianapolis
St. Paul
Columbus
Kansas City
Louisville
Milwaukee
Toledo
Omaha
Sioux City
Denver
Colorado Springs
Des Moines
St. Joseph
Dubuque
Bloomington
Cedar Rapids
Decatur
Rock Island
Rockford
Springfield
Davenport
Terre Haute
Grand Roapids
Meansville
South Bend
Wheeling
Nfort Wayne
Marton
Dayton
Memphis
Nashville
Shreveport
Atlanta
New Orleans
Birmingham
Little Rock
Montgomery
Yoledo
Cedar Rhapids
Rock Ishind
L. P. Boston Peeneoee Vee Eens
Chicngrosive Svvsees
New Yorke Scccsesereees
Philadelphia Aoasietit
Cleveland Etree Weer
Cincinnati Eee
Philadelphia Leland
Waeeel
American Association
Ll. St. Paul
Taneveneessesdh
W. P. Springfeld
Rock
Dynamite attempt targets Austen Coal boss home
In Wheeling on August 15 unknown assailants tried to kill Supt. M Hochler and his family by dynamite at Austen Coal and Coke company residence. The blast blew a hole through the porch floor and into the room where the family slept but did not injure any of them.
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Wheeling
W. Va
M. Hochler
Austen Coal and Coke Company
Austen
Paper mill strike called off in Appleton
The paper mill strike that began on June 4 has been declared off as union men concede defeat. The manufacturers made no concessions. Fifteen mills will resume operations, but many unionists associated with the strike will not be reinstated.
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Appleton
Wis
Uncle Sam Seizes Ship Over Arms in Bering Sea
Vancouver August 16 The Teresa schooner of the Victoria Sealing Company fleet is reported seized by U S revenue inspectors for carrying arms in the Bering Sea.
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Uncle Sam
Vancouver
B. C
Teresa
Victoria Sealing Company
United States Revenue Inspector
Bering Sea
Pastor's Son Drowns in Williamsburg Aug 15
A pastor’s son from Williamsburg Iowa aged 21, Ern eat Carnston, is reported drowned in an August incident. Local authorities and family officials are awaiting further details as the community mourns.
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Williamsburg
Iowa
Erneat Carnston
Negotiations Near as Chicago Packing Strike Persists
Chicago August 16 Negotiations for the packing house strike lagged as principals traveled out of the city. A meeting is expected on return to settle matters while union leaders, including President Donnelly, stay tight lipped. The Business Men’s Stockyards Aid society reported $1,250 raised with most men donating $50 to aid idle workers.
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Chicago
Allied Trades
Forty Seventh Place
Halsted Street
Donnelly
Business Men's Stockyards Aid Society
Transit House
Old Society
Patrick Mulcahy
J. I. McCrea
Joseph Cahill
Henry Stuckart
Julius Oppenheimer
Fortune to Chance Friend
Miss Mary J. Miles a Philadelphia milliner who died recently left 500000 dollars to Miss Jessie Gregory of Halifax Nova Scotia. Miles met Gregory in Europe and said she resembled a younger sister who had died. They traveled together and Miles wished to adopt Gregory but the parents refused.
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Philadelphia
Mary J. Miles
Jessie Gregory
Halifax
Miles
Gregory
Europe
Woman ends life after twenty self destruction attempts
Milwaukee Wisconsin August 15 after twenty attempts at self destruction in two years a woman known here as Cecil Davis succeeded by taking carbolic acid. She came from Manistee Michigan and it is said her name was Bailey with a mother living at Cadillac Michigan.
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Milwaukee
Wis
Cecil Davis
Manistee
Mich
Bailey
Cadillac
School Boards Violating Law Warned by AG Opinion
Springfield Illinois August 15 an attorney general opinion finds several school boards in the state violate section 29 of the school law by issuing certificates for more than one term and renewing them The notice cautions boards that certificates are limited to a single term and cannot be renewed to extend employment.
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Springfield
Fight Ends in Knife Disembowelment in Brazil Saloon
In Brazil Indiana on August 15 Fred Rigenhour a saloonkeeper and Harry Kemp a painter fought. Rigenhour slashed Kemp with a knife disemboweling him. Kemp cannot recover. Rigenhour has been arrested.
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Ope
Brazil
Ind
Fred Rigenhour
Harry
Kemp
Rigenhour
Child Cremated After Fire at Father’s Premises
A four year old boy William H. Short was cremated after a fire at his father George Short’s premises in Michigan City Indiana on August 15. The boy, a brakeman on the Michigan Central railway, died in the blaze.
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Michigan City
Ind
George Short
William H. Short
Michigan Central Railway
Negroes Plot Murders in Statesboro Case
Brief item reports police investigating a cited plot involving African American suspects in Statesboro Georgia during August. Details remain sparse in the fragment, with emphasis on potential murder plots and local law enforcement inquiry.
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