Whimsical musings from a 19th century editorial page
A garbled column from The Herald offers satirical snippets on topics from politics and international affairs to fashion and local culture. It jumbles business, diplomacy, and social mores with quips about Bulgaria Japan the White House and Paterson New Jersey, ending with a note on coal fields and the Mississippi valley.
Backhanded compliment about a son praised for school
Atchison Globe notes an old-fashioned mother implies her boy excels in class by saying he likes all his teachers, a roundabout way to praise his academic performance.
Fourth of July victims likely counted as more accidents rise
The report notes continuing automobile accidents with numbers slowly increasing while a separate remark imagines Mrs. Corbett dreaming her husband would KO Jeffries in the thirteenth round, then questions why she could not choose a different round to seem convincing.
New York Firm Declared Bankrupt After Watered Stock Claims
A New York corporation with stock described as all water has been declared bankrupt. The firm's floating debt failed to keep directors afloat and in office.
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New York
Exoneration Restores Peace at Vermilion State University
Peace returns to Vermilion State University as President 8 D is cleared of charges of drinking beer and smoking cigars. The exoneration ends a period of turmoil and restores leadership at the school.
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State University of Vermilion
Prince Botijar Comment on Servian Affair Described
A Paris prince brands the Servian affair as an operetta while a playful exchange implies he might have played a different, more legitimate role if given the star part.
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Prince Botijar
Paris
Laziness disease fatal claim recalled by Dr Stiles
Dr Stiles says the laziness disease has proven fatal in some cases. He cites a case of a man too tired to leave the track as a train approached, illustrating the danger in modern life.
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Stiles
England Accuses We Bolted Islands for Waldorf Astor
The fragment notes a dispute over islands claimed by England, denying any taking and framing the matter as an exchange. It asserts William Waldorf Astor was given with value greater than the islands, implying the issue is about a trade rather than seizure.
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England
William Waldorf Astor
Nearly 87 and 63 Couple Arrested in Lincoln Park Scene
Jacob Jung and Marie Moster, aged 87 and 63, shared a kiss in Lincoln Park Chicago recently and were promptly arrested. The report questions how Chicago can tolerate policemen lacking tender sentiments in their souls.
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Jacob Jung
Marie Moster
Lincoln Park
Chicago
Theosophist Couple Seek More Formalities to End Marriage
A theosophist lady and gentleman who announced their marriage to friends last week now plan to call it off. They state additional formalities are required, and law may intervene on certain aspects of the dissolution.
Looted Rock Island jewelry store sparks Iowa theft
Robbers entered McCabe & Co jewelry store in Rock Island a few days ago and stole about $5,000 in goods before fleeing. The report notes other local incidents including a shooting death, railroad wrecks, and a state capitol inspection in progress.
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McCabe & Co
Rock Island
Council Bluffs
Id. Campbell
Campbell
Gelffiefense
van Buren County
Des Moines
Bonaparte
Ita
Iowa
David Littell
Sumner
Great Western Railroad
Dover
Hans Nelson
Nelson
State Capitol
State House
Capitol
IOWA Ditch A Major Canal Through Three Counties
Monona county officials approved a plan to locate a Harrigan Monona ditch twenty five to thirty miles long, draining Woodbury Monona and Harrison counties into the Missouri river. G H Elliott and John R Murphy named as commissioners. route will include Oliver lakes area and Little Sioux river, with work starting immediately and hoped finished next year.
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Onawa
Board of Supervisors
Monona County
Monona
Harrison
Harrigan-Monona
Missouri River
Harrigan County
Woodbury
Little Sioux
Big Ditch
Oliver Chain of Lakes
Isg
Storm sweeps Mason City area killing three in duck-boat救
Mason City reports its worst flood in thirty years after Willow Creek bursts its banks transforming a cloudburst into a torrent. Twenty five families rescued at six this morning as three prominent business men die in attempts to save others. Barns and foundries inundated. Western tracks washed out and crops ruined across three townships. Rainfall reaches ten inches in spots with extensive property and rail damage.
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Mason City
Willow Creek
Trae
Hawthorn Foundry
Milwaukee Round House
Iowa Central
Cameron
Clear Lake
Dumont
Traer
Plum Pit Throat Rescue At Waterloo
A 14 month old, Miller Dietz, nearly died when a plum pit blocked his airway in Waterloo. Parents removed the pit with care, saving the child. In Muscatine, 22 workers quit at South Muscatine Button Co over a one cent per grosso wage cut. a Beadle factory may follow, though officials deny a strike. Production halted at both plants pending talks.
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Waterloo
Miller
Bll Dietz
South
How the Guide Fell Ethe How did you feel when the avalanche hurled you
Judge records a brief exchange describing the avalanche incident with the guide and bystander reaction. The guide says he felt a hard cold settle over him. The fragment hints at a courtroom or inquiry context without additional details.
Woman waits up for husband then curses his deception
A Missouri woman sat up until 1 a clock waiting for her husband to return home. Finding him asleep in bed, she called his misdeeds deception and refused to speak to him for three days. Her anger grew from being deprived of delivering the Mrs Caudle lecture.
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Missouri
State boards raise farm land values while setting three mill levy
The executive council completed Iowa 1903 assessments raising farm land values across counties and keeping railroad and personal property mostly steady. The state levy was fixed at 3 mills, one half mill below last year, with total taxable property value rising by about 65 million dollars driven by railroad assessments and farm land gains.
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Iowa
Cummins
Executive Council
Jefferson, Lee
Louisa
Lucas
Marion
Monroe
Poweshiek
Sheriff Seizes Circus in Janesville Auction of Stock Ordered
Janesville Wisconsin special report says Phary Ella Forepaugh Fish Wild West Circus was attached by Mr and Mrs Fish for 23000 dollars. Sheriff took possession and plans to auction the stock while employees will be paid off.
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Janesville
Wis
Wild West Circus
Fish
Steamer Denver Drops Time on Galveston to New York Run
New York dispatch reports the steamer Denver completed the voyage from Galveston to New York in four days two hours, setting a speed record for the route. Weather and sea conditions were listed as favorable, with captains praising streamlined schedules.
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New York Dispatch
Denver
Galveston
New York
State Education Dept Posts Rossetti Letter Collection News
Des Moines reports the Iowa state educational department has published a manual for proper conduct in schools and notes good work. Curator Charles Aldrich will send to William Rossetti in London three bound Rossetti family letters volumes with annota tions. Secretary Simpson notes strong horse entries for the fair from nine major breeders and inquiries from Indiana and Illinois. Governor Cummins urged to note a new federal naturalization law. Health rules now restrict compulsory vaccination to actual epidemics. Wadsworth and other fair officials prepare concessions. Dental exam fees may be reduced to 15 dollars and licensing records streamlined. Legal actions challenge state auditors over assessments on corporations, and telegraph property assessments are disputed. A column of humorous bits and market chatter follows.
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Ed Puckett
Polk County
al Bucher
Puckett
Conklin
I. L. Silvara
W. F. Warnebold
Jersey Ridge
Mr. Warnebold
State Board of Medical Examiners
Des Moines
Trades Assembly
Ninth
Locuat
Iowa
H. H. Edwards
Sioux City
Dhawarda
Charles Taylor
Grinnell
Here
Hoe
J. E. Mather
Council Bluffs
Fifty-fifth Regiment
Adjutant General
Chicago
Fifty-third
Cedar Falls
Frank Welbes
Oclwein
Great Western
Pattison Hospital
Wesley Elkins
Clayton County
Prairie Grove
Mins
el- King
Henry L. Snakeberg
Sigourney
Jefferson Bee
Frank J. Stillman
Turrill
Paul E. Stillman
D. Carr
Sac City
Blaine
Sac City State Bank
First National Bank
Burlington
H.C. Picking
Hammerman
Picking
Charles Aldrich
Late
John A. Kasson
United States
Washington
Saratoga
Kasson
South Poland
Mr. Kasson
Weldlein
Kinross
Union Station
Des Moinea
Tama Reservation
Horton
Kansas
Alzes
Buck
Sqiaws
Old Man
Pal-Di-To-Mi-Ya
State Educational Departmett
Andrecitett Aboord
State Educational Board
Iowa Historical” Department
William Rossatt
London
Dante Gabriel Rossetti
Aldrich
Rossetti
William Rossetti
Simpson
State Agricultural Department
Indiana
Sedalia Fair
Minois
State Board of Health
Lucas County
Vermillion
Tule Fa
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