Witty Snippets and Curiosities Across Topics
A collage of sardonic jests and observations from a 1900s editorial page. Comments touch on Tibetans and Russians, doctors, a Harvard astronomer, an ugly girl inheriting money, farm horses vs automobiles, Cocaine as a new luxury, Napoleon books, the Hague, whaling, lovers suing for damages, Britain’s Welhaiwel expansion, Igor rales, divorce anecdotes, Perdicaris and Raisuli, a $100000 wedding fee, meat in heat, and cucumbers as cooling fare.
Incomplete Report on Aristocracy and Turkey Comment
A fragment notes Harry Lehr appearing before Newport aristocracy in formal attire. It mentions Jijfi Shimpo hoping Turkey will not aid Russia, adding a remark that Turkey borrows, and asserts no danger. The text is garbled and relies on partial quotes.
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Harry Lehr
Newport
Jijfi Shimpo
Turkey
Russia
Curious claim on hay fever closing business listed
A reflective remark notes the paradox that those without hay fever are convinced there exists a place where the ailment will vanish. The line highlights belief in a lasting remedy or end to hay fever, suggesting skepticism about such promises.
Prophet Barton on money and power in Millennium League
Prophet Barton argues the greatest evil is the concentration of money, while lamenting the community's own inability to concentrate wealth more effectively. The statement contrasts moral critique with self-critique of economic control.
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Prophet Barton
The
Millennium League
Waldorf Astor daughter’s companion inherits funds
The text notes that William Waldorf Astor's daughter's steady companion has his own money. She will be able to hire a maid and he won't need to mow the lawn.
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William Waldorf
Astor
London papers praise Kruger on his passing
The London press spoke generously of Paul Kruger’s remarkable career upon his death noting his long political influence and the enemies he made during his time in power.
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Kruger
London
Newport fashionables Clip the clipped life for scrapbooks
The newest trend among Newport fashionables is to cut from newspapers all items about themselves and paste the clippings into scrapbooks. Clearly the fashionable set does not do the clipping themselves.
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Newport
Claus Spreckles to send man to Hawaii for cane pest hunt
Mr. Claus Spreckles plans to dispatch an Ohioan to Hawaii to search for an insect that will feed on the pests harming sugar cane. It is understood that no attempt will be made to kill the trust bug.
Rioting at stockyards district over nonunion workers clash
A massive mob of about 5000 in Chicago attacked a saloon and a grocery on Forty fourth and Wood streets. They battled police with bricks and stones, wrecked Maziko’s saloon and Feinden’s grocery, and damaged a patrol wagon. Police, aided by 100 officers, dispersed the crowd after gunfire in the air and clubbing 200 rioters.
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Chicago
Wood Streets
Bluecoats
Capt. Clancy
Stock Yards
Clancy
Maziko
Maziko’s
Edward Feinden
Police Break Riot In Darkened Street Scene
A mob blocks Wood Street as a patrol wagon arrives with blue coats. Officers leap out with clubs and disperse the crowd. Horses are capsized and trampled as rioters retreat only to regroup at each corner. The clash lasts over an hour with both sides firing shots.
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Wood Street
Port Arthur Rumors May Be Based On Fact
London reports urge caution as rumors from Port Arthur and Haicheng fuel speculation on the war. Admiral Togo eyes naval actions while land movements show heavy fighting with Kouropatkin’s army threatened by Japanese columns. No major battles confirmed since Tatcherno affair, but several serious engagements noted recently.
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London
Port Arthur
Hatcheng
Port Arthure
Togo
Haicheng
Kouropatkin
Baseball Standings Across Leagues, Scores Tally
National League Chicago 9 St Louis 1 Cincinnati 1 Pittsburg 8 American Association Columbus 4 Toledo 4 Louisville 8 Indianapolis 8 Kansas City 4 12 St Paul 6 11 Milwaukee 10 Minneapolis 2 Western League St Joseph 6 2 Omaha 2 3 Sioux City 8 Colorado Springs 8 7 Des Moines 8 Denver 1 Three Eye League Rock Island 13 Davenport ? Springfield 4 Dubuque 2 Rockford 1 Bloomington 5 Cedar Rapids 4 Central League South Bend 3 Fort Wayne 2 Marion 4 3 Grand Rapids 3 Wheeling 2 Terre Haute 3 Dayton 8 4 Evansville 2 3
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Chicago
St. Loure
Cincinnati
Pittsburg
Columbus
Toleo
Louisville
Indianapolis
Kansas City
St. Paul
Milwaukee
Minneapolis
Joseph
Omnaha
Sioux City
Colorado Springs
Des Moines
Denver
Rock Island
Davenport
Springfield
Dubuque
Decatur
Rockford
Bloomington
Cedar Rapids
South Bend
Fort Wayne
Marion
Grand Rapids
Wheeling
Terre Haute
Dayton
Evansville
New York
Cleveland
Philadelphia
Detroit
Washington
Chiciga
Conemnnatt
Asd
Pittsburg Af
Ney St Louis
Boston
Brooklyn
American Association
Mt. Pawnee Eee Oh
Milwaukee Ve
Tuleda Sbigeg
Hays Yaseegeres
War Pet
Vaasens
Oman Ave
St Joseph
Three Eye League
I Oberon
Eneces
Ween Wens W
Pet Springfield Ey Sa Veenes
Pete Nerree
Dubuque Nenee Vites
Ase
Decatur Hrtlaomington
Ceenearteretarense Ddl
Tees Reteneons
Rock Island Davenport
Paves Vaneeee
Iebave Nodistertves Range
W. IL
Pet
Fort Wayne Orr
Erereny Veveneen
Terra Santa Preeeres
Toonanaville Pentesereeencenes
Benvbweaset
AmAyton
Grand Rapida
Cincinati
Ittsure
St. Ouls
T. Ours
Uate Cothimbais
Miwaukee
License Transfers Declared Illegal in Illinois Opinion
Attorney General Hamlin issues opinion that the common practice of transferring liquor licenses between parties, widespread among city councils, is contrary to law in Illinois.
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Joliet
Hamlin
New Postmasters Appointments in Metropolis and Mount Pulaski
Aug 1 report lists F R Young named postmaster of Metropolis Illinois and W J Lincoln appointed postmaster of Mount Pulaski Illinois in the Washington dispatch.
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Washington
F. R. Young
Metropolis
Thl
W. J. Lincoln
Mount Pulaski
Canada Bars Foreign Labor Sparks U S Canada Clash
A dispute over alien contract labor laws erupts as American engineers face Canadian efforts to recruit workers and deport national workers. The Ottawa strategy includes government agents promoting migration to Manitoba, prompting questions on sovereignty and cross border rights.
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Washington
United States
Canada
Hay
Bacon
Grand Trunk Railway Management
Grand Trunk Pacific
Ottawa
Toronto
Lake Superior
Winnipeg
Port Arthur
State Department
Grand Trunk
Montreal
Earthquake Shakes Far West
Earthquake shocks were felt in Woodland California on Saturday Aug 1 waking residents but causing no damage.
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Woodland
Cal
Widow Offers To Wed Sewing Machine Agent
In Preble New York a 60 year old widow, Mrs. Emanda Burlingame, offered to marry BE. J. Bowdish of Chicago, a sewing machine representative, to manage her two farms. Bowdish, 47 and widowed with a Chicago daughter, accepted and they wed on sight after she came to Cortland.
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Binghamton
N. Y
Preble
BE. J. Bowdish
Chicago
Emanda Burlingame
Bowdish
Diphtheria Bug Stuns Twin Cities Doctors
In St Paul and Minneapolis doctors face a new illness misidentified as diphtheria. Over six weeks, patients showed a virulent spirillum instead of the diphtheria bacillus, causing unnecessary quarantines and antitoxin use though rarely fatal.
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St. Paul, Minn
St. Paul
Minneapolis
Corner murderers in swamp near Portage Pa
Portage, Pa Aug 1 Pursued by 800 determined men three men who murdered Charles Hays a driver and perhaps fatally wounded Patrick F Campbell paymaster for the Puritan Coal company are hidden in Cedar swamp about seven miles from Portage. One fugitive is wounded having been shot entering the swamp. In parties of about twenty pursuers cover the Laurel thicket and swamp twelve miles long seven miles wide while hundreds press through undergrowth seeking the fugitives trail.
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Portage
Charles Hays
Patrick F. Campbell
Puritan Coal Company
Cedar Swamp
Laurel
Four Bears Hold Up a Train in Pennsylvania
Four bears halted an excursion on the Cammal and Black Forest railway near Wilcox Summit. A large bear perched on a trestle while three others dug under it, endangering crossing. Train crew and 250 picnickers tried to drive them away with stones and clubs until long poles with oil were used and fired. The bears fled into the woods.
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Lock Haven
Cammal & Black Forest
Wilcox Summit
Michigan State Bank Closes in White Pigeon
White Pigeon Mich Aug 1 The state bank at this place capitalized at 251000 and one of the oldest financial institutions in western Michigan did not open for business Saturday A statement by bank officers promised depositors payment in full No reason was given for the closing Crowds gathered outside the bank and there was excitement for a time The bank counts many Indiana farmers and capitalists among its thousands of depositors.
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White Pigeon
Mich
Indiana
Fire destroys Prairie-du-Chien landmarks in Wisconsin
A blaze in Prairie du Chien wiped out the City Opera House, B N Peterson hardware, and Peterson Hiie Otdines bottling works at Soldiers Grove. Loss runs about 22000 dollars with 11000 dollars insured. Origin traced to a lit cigar stub discarded in rubbish behind the stage.
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Prairie-du-Chien
Wis
City Opera House
B. N. Peterson Hardware Store
Peterson, Hiie & Otdines’ Bottling Works
Soldiers’ Grove
Trolley Cars in Collision Near Nottingham Ohio
Twenty-three people were injured in a rear-end trolley collision on the shore line of the Cleveland Western and Painesville railroad near Nottingham Ohio. Except for Mrs John Heinrich of 384 Harbor Street who is said to be badly hurt the passengers escaped with minor bruises.
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Cleveland, O
Cleveland, Western and Painesville
Nottingham
John Heinrich
Harbor Street
Murder Near World's Fair Ends in Fatal Shootout
At a resort just outside the fair grounds main entrance a brawl led to a fatal shot. Stanley Gelino of Wisconsin was wounded and died from the injuries sustained in the August incident near the St Louis World’s Fair site. Police investigation underway.
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St. Louis
Stanley Gelino
Wi Kasi
Western towns wiped out by cloudburst floods
Reno Nevada August 1 disaster reports Douglass and Silver Star near Sodaville swept away by four to five foot flood waves. Schoolhouse and four dwellings destroyed. Widespread damage along Carson Colorado railroad at Rhodes and New Boston. Kingman Arizona reports thirty foot canyon flood washing tracks and bridges, wrecking stations and pumping facilities. Cedar mining camp cloudburst shifts debris, mill parts, and mine shaft blockages.
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Reno
Nev
Douglass
Silver Star
Sodaville
New Boston
Carson
Colorado
Rhodes
Kingman
Ariz
Truxton
Santa Fe
Crozier
Hackberry
Arizona
Utah
Cedar
Here
Arnold
Plan NI Independent Telephone Association Formed
Preliminary plans to organize the Central Illinois Independent Telephone association were made in Bloomington Il Aug 1 The group aims to represent over 10 million dollars in capitalization and include every Central Illinois independent telephone company Albert Schuler of Streator was chairman and R C Critchfield of Minier secretary A committee was appointed to outline permanent organization plans.
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Bloomington
Central Illinois Independent Telephone Association
Central
Ilnois Independent Telephone Company
Albert Schuler
Streator
R. C. Critchfield
Minier
New York Educator Appointed University of Iowa Professor
Dr Henry Prentiss of New York City is named professor of anatomy by the regents at the University of Iowa. He currently teaches practical anatomy at Bellevue Medical College, New York University. He will assume duties in September.
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Iowa City
Henry Prentiss
New York City
University of Iowa
Regents
Bellevue Medical College
New York University
Girl Drowns in Mississippi River Near Galena
Anna Harroun twelve year old daughter of Alderman Harroun of Hast Dubuque drowned in the Mississippi near her Galena home. She fell from a barge while with a Sunday school picnic party.
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Galena, al
Anna Harroun
Alderman Harroun
Hast Dubuque
Mississippi
Forfeiture amendment defeated in West Virginia session
Charleston, W. Va. Aug. 1 The proposed constitutional amendment abolishing forfeiture of lands for non payment of taxes, one of the purposes named in the call for the special session, was defeated by a strict party vote.
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Charleston
W. Va
Girl Falls Through Skylight in Chicago Package Incident
Nellie Bly, a 14 year old girl, fell twenty feet through a skylight on a second floor while delivering a package in Chicago. She sustained internal injuries but details of her condition or exact location were not fully clear in the fragment.
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O. Chicago
Nellie Bly
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