Son Feared for His Horses
A humorous tale from New York Journal about a man trying to hear music through an ear listening device and mistaking a band for a hidden upstairs performance. He fears his horse will be spooked and repeatedly checks the machine, nickel in hand, before returning home.
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York
Sousa
New York Journal
He Worked
A sociological student confronts Kelly the son king about entitlement. Kelly insists he earns every cent through brain work and rejects the idea the world owes him a living, claiming no prior involvement in politics.
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Kelly
Encore ad prompts revenge in troubled performance
A speaker insists on hearing a woman sing again despite moral discomfort, framing the moment as a punishment and personal revenge. The exchange centers on a harsh, dramatic demand amidStrained audience reaction and a chilling undertone.
Aged Husband and Young Wife Spar Over a Cape
In a domestic dispute the elderly husband scolds his wife for extravagance and buying on the cheap. The young wife retorts that the cape was not a mere heap, costing fifty dollars, and insists the purchase was justified.
What is the meaning of relics in school humor
A schoolboy asks what relics means and explains a re-lick by recounting being kept after class and spanked again by the master. The joke hinges on the pun re-lick as a second punishment.
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Jim
So many tell me you are fast Lionel in dui ket tones
A fragmented humorous dialogue and scattered aphorisms fill the page with quips about manners, taxes, forests, temper, and social observations. The ragged text mentions a piano tuner, Georgia towns with prohibitory law, gold postage stamps, and a pawnshop sign of prosperity while noting various proverbs.
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Lionel
Georgia
France
Merritt Wherley Hurt At Loeffler Guenther Shoe Works
Merritt Wherley of Warrensburg suffered two severely mashed fingers in a machine at the Loeffler Guenther shoe factory on Saturday. Dr. Overstreet treated the injured worker.
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Merritt Wherley
Warrensburg
Loeffler-Guenther Shoe Factory
Dr. Overstreet
Foley’s Kidney Cure Praised By Tampico Merchant
Mr G A Stillman of Tampico Illinois credits Foley’s Kidney Cure with bringing his health back to a living picture. He states it cured cases doctors deemed incurable and endorses the remedy, noting his own improved condition. Available at all druggists.
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G. A. Stillman
Tampico, Ill
Foley
Assault On George Light Leads To Short Jail Stay
Herman Witcher aged 21 son of West Witcher was jailed for two days on Saturday for assaulting George Light a white man.
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Herman Witcher
West Witcher
George Light, White
Lover Builds House Heats It With Flaming Heart
A poetic note describes a lover building a house and attempting to warm it with a fiery heart. The remedy arrives with Rocky Mountain Tea, priced 35 cents, available from druggists.
Two men released from jail after 60 days
Emmett Hardin and Cyrus Goodwin were released from jail Saturday after serving sixty days each. Hardin had been imprisoned for assault and battery while Goodwin served time for petit larceny.
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Emmett Hardin
Cyrus Goodwin
Eleven Ex-Convicts Released From City Jail Week Of State Fair
Eleven persons who had served sentences for offenses committed during State fair week were released from the city calaboose Saturday.
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Calaboose
One Minute Cough Cure Praised by Satisfied User
Mr E H Wise of Madison Ga credits One Minute Cough Cure with recovery from lung trouble after la grippe. He says doctors failed to help but the cure restored his health, a claim echoed by W E Bard Drug Co.
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la Grippe
E. H. Wise
Madison, Ga
W. E. Bard Drug Co
Miss Ti McDougall Accepts Perry School Post
Miss Ti McDougall, who recently left for Perry Oklahoma to visit friends, has accepted a position to teach at a school near Perry.
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Ti McDougall
Perry, Ok
For a bad taste in the mouth take Chamberlain tablets
Advertises Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets for sale by Mertz Hale J L Kautzman and Otis W Smith.
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Chamberlain
Mertz & Hale
J. L. Kautzman
Otis W. Smith
Sweet Springs and the Chain o Lakes Resort Attraction
Sweet Springs the Prince of Carbonated Waters explains the Wisconsin summer outing at Waupaca and the Chain o Lakes reachable from Chicago and Milwaukee via the Wisconsin Central railway. Electric lines run from depot to lakes with trout streams nearby and black bass and pickerel in the lakes. Address Jas C Pond Milwaukee Wis for illustrated booklets.
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Sweet Springs
Crawford
Waupaca
Wis
Chain O’ Lakes
Wisconsin
Chicago
Milwaukee
Wisconsin Central Railway
Jas. C. Pond
Pests Killing Orchards Reported in Local Area
Horticulturists warn San Jose scales and woolly aphis are killing trees in many orchards nearby. Growers blamed drought, but that explanation is often incorrect.
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San Jose
Botanic Blood Balm Promises Cure for Eczema Suffering
An old advertisement touts B B B Botanic Blood Balm as a internal remedy that purges humors causing itching and skin sores. It claims to purify blood and permanently stop itching with a glow of health, offering a trial free by mail and prepaid treatment from Atlanta Georgia.
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Botanic
Blood Balm Co
Atlanta
Estate Papers Turned Over In Holcomb Case
Mrs. Cora B. Holcomb transfers to Public Administrator Frank Hughes the papers concerning the estate of the late D. I. Holcomb, pending litigation in progress.
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Cora B. Holcomb
Frank Hughes
D. I. Holcomb
Hall’s Catarrh Cure and craps at Fort Scott
One hundred dollar reward offer for an uncured catarrh case. F J Cheney guarantees, backed by local druggists West Truax Walding Kinnan Marvin Toledo. Cure advertised as internal and blood affecting. Crap games in Fort Scott allow players to lose two hundred fifty dollars per run.
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Hall
F. J. Cheney
Props
Toledo
West & Truax
O. Walding
Fort Scott
Steady Girl Wanted in Local Ad Pitches Health Remedy
Several young men complain they have no steady girl as plans are thwarted by girls canceling with sick headaches. An Arlington Pharmacy advertises Dr Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin as a cure for stomach trouble and headaches, urging readers to heed the advice.
Committee to Judge School Boys Lawn Contest
The committee appointed to judge the lawns of school boys has finished inspection in the western town part and will visit eastern sections at the earliest opportunity.
New Jacket Line Featured by Carl A Guenther
Ladies' and Misses' jackets highlight a complete new line offered by Carl A Guenther located at 310 Ohio Street. The display emphasizes modern styles and fit for the upcoming season.
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Carl A. Guenther
Ohio Street
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