Mid-Summer Cleaning Sale Slashes Dry Goods Prices
Local store advertises deep discounts on underwear and notations across departments. Highlights include lace curtains and imported soap at dramatic savings with men’s shirts, skirts, and colored duck fabrics reduced to a fraction of their regular prices.
Infanticide case leads to jail for Nettie Wareham
Constable J A Robb returns to Sedalia with Nettie Wareham in custody on an infanticide charge. Wareham was arrested at Sheldon Illinois after requisition papers were issued in Sedalia and taken to Prosecutor Steele for a preliminary hearing planned before Judge Kinsey. Relatives distant from the case offered no help as the Wareham family’s fortunes are described, while the girl’s mother is said to be estimable though the Wareham side distanced themselves. A Sweet Springs notice follows about resort accommodations and medical facilities.
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Nettie Wareham
Sheldon
Lll
Robb
Sedalia
Sampson
Jake Wareham
Wareham
Pettis County
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Miss Wareham
Ibles
Warea
Lise Wareham
Steele
Kinsey
Godfrey
Billie
Wady
Registry Office
Tubbs
Flummux
Ethel
Mr. Softhead
Dearie
Cutsy
Irish Humour and Quips From 19th Century Notes
A parade of Irish anecdotes and wry reflections on life, liberty, and manners. Jokes about Pat and Biddy, a humorous verdict on a death by lighting a pipe, quips from soldiers and boatmen, and pithy maxims on time, love, and lawyers populate a column of light entertainment.
Notable Figures Supposedly Touched by Vision or Madness
A list cites famous figures from history and literature as examples of genius bordering on insanity. Names include Joan of Arc, Walter Scott, Byron, Julius Caesar, Coleridge, Peter the Great, Martin Luther, Mozart, Descartes, Raphael, Poe, Rousseau, Cromwell, Richelieu, Swedenborg, and Muhammad with various alleged symptoms and visions.
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Enius
Jean I Arc
Walter Scott
Charles Laml
Byron
Julius Caesar
Coleridge
Peter the Great
Martin Luther
Mozart
Descartes
Raphael
A. Poe
J. J. Rousseau
Cromwell
Richelieu
Swedenborg
Mahammed
Riceiley
Local Briefs Chronicle Odd Deaths and Mishaps
A London man Louis M Forbes dies from tattooing related blood poisoning. A Sacramento baby drowns face down in a wash tub. A Coxsackie NY burial ground for animals is opened. Three robins disrupt a Bournemouth church organ. R Merrill of Fresno dies after sitting on dynamite and smoking. Abducted heir Harry Frei resurfaces in Knoxville claiming fortune. A Niagara woman’s body, buried for eleven years, is found petrified. S H Ruhlen killed by a pebble from a child’s sling in Marysville. Charles Fay of Oakland convicted for breaking his daughter's thigh over cake. Indiana man thaws nitroglycerin in a stove, but remains unaware of outcome. Eight-year-old Lizzie McKenny dies after jumping rope 300 times.
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London
Sacramento
Cal
Coxsackie
N. Y
Robins
Bournemouth
R. Merrill
Fresno
Harry Frei
Knoxville
Niagara
Goliath
S. H. Ruhlen
Marysville
Charles H. Fay
Oakland
Indiana
Lizzie McKenny
Bristol
Sympathetic Passer-by and the Dinner Time Quip
Comic dialogue snippets capture a parade of characters including a sympathetic passer-by a concerned mother and her daughter Agatha Alethea Agatha's sharp remark about tipping a waiter Alphonse Henri and a counsel exchange with Pat noting the striking detail of his fist A lighthearted period piece with witty exchanges and social poses.
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Mamma
Agatha
Alethea
Alphonse
Henri
Pat
Pearls of Thought Reflect on Virtue and Ambition
A collection of aphorisms notes that without enthusiasm nothing great is achieved a bad actor is the ham with antique eggs a discontented person sails without a rudder and no one is so good that neighbors cannot see room for improvement.
Reed Praises Cholfing-Dish Expert Speaker Reed Praises Cholfing-Dish Expert
Major Strong hails Colonel Fred Funs ton as the bravest man ever lived. Kipling reports fifty three publications since starting writing eighteen years ago. Kipling also notes the hardest work he did was in a newspaper office. Peter A B Widener owns an art gallery valued at 2 500 000 dollars.
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Speaker Reed
Major Strong
Fred Funston
Senator Hoar
United States Senate
Sarah Bernhardt
Dante
Countess Gozzandini
Bologna
Kipling
Bellamy Storer
Spain
Harvard
Great Britain
Russia
Rudyard Kipling
Peter A. B. Widener
Philadelphia
Quay
Victor Hugo
Salutes of rulers in royal handshakes and greetings
A survey of royal manners shows Nicholas of Russia avoids handshakes except with fellow monarchs while Franz Josef of Austria shuns all but brother sovereigns. Victoria limits handshakes to relatives, the prince of Wales enjoys offering his hand, and Sweden’s king dislikes official exchanges until off the throne. Emperor William, one of two Exureneian monarchs, delights in a different royal greeting.
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Nicholas
Russia
Italy
Humbert
Franz Josef
Austria
Sweden
Queen Victoria
Prince of Wales
Wiliam
Royal appetites through history examples of mutton and ale
The text contrasts royal tastes from George III to Napoleon and Elizabeth I. George III favored boiled mutton and turnips while Napoleon enjoyed boiled mutton with onion sauce until he made himself ill. Elizabeth I had salt beef and ale for meals, Mary Queen of Scots preferred French luxury, James I enjoyed leekie cookies, and Charles II hosted lavish dinners with two dozen castles open and hundreds of guests, often with five hundred dishes served.
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George III
Napoleon
Queen Elizabeth
Mary Queen of Scots
James I
Charles
Humorous Punchline Snippets Across Comic Panels
A collage of cartoon captions and quips from Punch and similar comic pages. Jokes span dramatic shop talk and playful exchanges about manners, mischief, and misunderstandings. Characters tease, argue, and linger on small mishaps with light wit.
Icebergs Persisting in the Atlantic and Industrial Notes
Icebergs in the Atlantic can endure for two centuries. France allocates £5,000,000 annually to steamship subsidies. Over ten years German steam engine production more than doubled. Western Siberia speeds oil refining with sizable exports. The Siberian railway operates 300 refrigerator cars for butter transport to Russian cities.
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Atlantic
France
Germany
Siberia
Siberian
Grain-O Promotes Healthful Grain Beverage Choice
A reader praises Grain-O made from pure grains claiming it converts coffee drinkers after a week. The letter notes Grain-O nourishes the system and is suitable for children, offering a delicious, healthful table beverage. Sold wholesale and retail at Candy Palace for 15¢ to 25¢.
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Candy? Palace
Tel
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