Nonsense and curious quips in a southern meet joke
A humorous parade of misheard phrases and puns unfolds with a truthful cage ad and a tongue in cheek exchange about a meeting. The Society For the Prevention of necessary Noises is mocked as a south comparison.
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Eran
the Society For the Prevention of
Old Settlers Reunion Near Windsor August LY
The four county Old Settlers Reunion near Windsor will host leading citizens and amusements. Addresses will be delivered by Henry Lamm W D Steele PD A DeArmond Senator Cockrell J H Lay Rex A M Cockrell Squire Paul Judge James Parks. Rocky Mountain promotes overall well being through body organ harmony.
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Windsor
Henry Lamm
W. DD. Steele
County Court realigns boundary between Dresden and Hughesville
The county court Tuesday moved the boundary to detach the north half of section 1 and 2 and the northeast quarter of section 3 from Dresden township and attach them to Hughesville. The Pettis Johnson counties crooked creek bridge was received and payment warrant ordered. Court adjourned at noon with judges going to the State fair afternoon.
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Dresden
Hughesville
Dresden Township
Hughesville Township
Crooked Creek
Pettis
Johnson Counties
Bicycle prices drop daily until sale by October 23
A bicycle advertised at 35.00 drops 50 cents each day from August 15 after a 55.00 start. sales end price changes at 50 cents daily until unsold by October 23. Contact F. Taylor Cain at 116 West Main. Also note cleaning of wells and cisterns offered at reasonable rates. Mrs. M. J. Sullivan plans a visit to Pilot Grove to see relatives.
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F. Taylor Cain
West Main
Red Cross Ball Blue Promises White Laundry
Grocers offer a large 2 oz package of Red Cross Ball Blue for 5 cents to keep clothes white and remove yellowing.
Fresh oysters for Robinsons new European spread
Local menu note indicates a plan to serve elegant fresh oysters at Robinsons with a refined European influence.
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Robinson
Warrensburg dealer visits Sedalia on trade business
Lyman Littlefield who handles the Warrensburg hoard of trade was in Sedalia on business last night. Finest line of buggies in Sedalia at Queen City Implement Company 214 East Second Street.
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Lyman Littlefield
Warrensburg
Sedalia
Queen City Implement Company
East Second Street
John O Dell Visits Kansas City Friends
John O Dell from Kansas City is the guest of friends here, enjoying time in the city and social visits during a stay in town.
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John O'Dell
Kansas City
The Old Home Auction Offer Across Midwest Dates
The notice lists September sale dates in Western Ohio and Indiana regions including Louisville and Kw. It offers travel at one fare plus two dollars, valid for 30 days from purchase across multiple routes.
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Ohio
Indiana
Louisville
Sedalia Steam Dye Works Adds Delivery Wagon
The Sedalia steam dye works announces a new delivery wagon and invites customers to inspect goods and receive free estimates in any part of the city. They offer dyeing cleaning and repairing promptly and artistically, with free delivery. Office at 219 South Lamine Street, Queen City phone 3516.
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South Lamine Street
Queen City
For private loans see attorney at law C C Lawson
Private loan note references C C Lawson attorney at law located near Katie building and Bell telephone 467.
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C. C. Lawson
Katie
Bell Telephone
The New Royal Muskoka Hotel Opens This Summer
The New Royal Muskoka Hotel sits in the Muskoka Lakes summer resort region, with easy access to major Canadian and U S cities. Open for guests June 15. Inquiries go to George W. Vaux A G P T A Grand.
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Royal Muskoka Hotel
America
Muskoka Lakes
Canada
United States
George W. Vaux
T. A
Hind Nut line of perfumes advertised in Sedalia
Celebrated Hind nut line of perfumes touted as the finest quality offered in Sedalia by W. E. Bard Drug Company.
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Sedalia
W. E. Bard Drug Company
Local guests from Knob Noster brighten a night visit
Dr. Claude Huff and Ransom Ruiden of Knob Noster were guests of friends here last night, sharing conversation and hospitality with local hosts.
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Claude Huff
Ransom Ruiden
Knob Noster
Robinson's European hotel offers first season oysters
Fresh oysters are on hand at Dow's, touting the first of the season. Patrons are urged to ask for them at the European hotel.
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Robinson’s European
Dow’s
Quiet Exchange Sparks Barber Talk in Town
Patience teases Miss Fussanfeather about her barber, while Patrice suggests she may marry a barber. The exchange hints at social gossip and marriage plans in a small community.
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Patience
Footlighte Race Horse Named Sue Brette
Yonkers Statesman notes a playful exchange about a horse named Sue Brette. The actor explains the name stems from the horse following tracks, conveying a lighthearted tone in a brief item.
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Footlighte
Sue Brette
Better Left Unsaid
A brief exchange prompts a humorous jab about age between two speakers. The line suggests mutual perception of aging with a playful twist on appearance and reality.
Noah's Sarcasm Through an Animal Gathering
Noah's wife sits on the quarter deck and laments joining the animals. He jokes that observers would think she is Mme Zozo entering the lions' cage in a trained show, then returns to the weather report in the Indianapolis Sun.
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Noah
Mme. Zozo
Indianapolis Sun
Hangin On at the Edge of Town
In a brief comic note from the Ohio State Journal the pair of locals Hank and Luke spar over a hanger on. Hank stays attached while Luke jokes the hanger is still clinging to a cottonwood tree at town’s edge.
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Lariat
Luke
Hank
Red Eye
Ohio State Journal
Sunday School Picnic Question Sparks Honest Reply
In Cleve ne Plain Dealer a Sunday School picnic prompts the Superintendent to ask why they travel to parklands. Truthful Tommy answers with cheerful candor popcorn, sir.
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Tommy
Clevene Plain Dealer
Her Higher Life Chicago Record Herald Quote
A brief Chicago Record Herald snippet questions social duties and the arts. It notes a reply affirming daily devotion to art and literature for at least fifteen minutes.
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the Times
Chicago Record- Herald
Fire eater causes scene at dime museum row
A manager asks for the row as a fire eater slips into the adjacent restaurant seeking a light lunch. The bearded lady recounts that the performer was given a candle and a box of matches, triggering a confrontation.
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Dime Museum
Toledo A
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