Christmas Holiday Jokes and Notes From Seattle Column
A fragment from a Seattle era column mixes holiday humor with civic jibes and reader quips. It mentions exchanges at a department store, New Year resolutions, a public notice tone, and a joke about a West Virginia man riding a streetcar, all in a casual, humorous newsroom style.
Fight Crime Wave as Epidemic of Disease
Bolton December 26 Dr L Vernon Briggs criminologist proposes treating crime like disease urging abolition of capital punishment and reform. He heads the Massachusetts Society for Mental Hygiene and is a member of the American Institute of Criminial Law and Criminology. He argues for systemic measures to reduce murder and crime nationwide.
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Bolton
L. Vernon Briggs
America
Briggs
Massachusetts Society For Mental Hygiene
American Institute of Crimineal Law and Criminology
Man forced to aid mob linked to Louisiana killings
Berry Whetstone, a farmer, testified that he was compelled to serve as water bearer for a hooded group that murdered Watt Daniels and Thomas Richards last August in Lake La Fourche area. T. F. Burnett, jailed in Bastrop, seeks an alibi defense as witnesses describe the mob and the murders.
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Berry Whetstone
T. F. Burnett
Department of Justice
Whetstone
Burnett
Bastrop
Daniels
Richards
Lake la Fourche
Ku Klux Klan
Invisible Empire
Force Mayor to Leave City in Mer Rouge Murders Case
In Mer Rouge Louisiana former mayor Dr. B McKoin was sought for testimony on terrorists who forced his departure and preceded killings of Watt Daniels and Thomas Richards. Their bodies were found in Lake La Fourche after a hooded mob attacked last August. Open hearings planned by January 6 with additional arrests expected.
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Mer Rouge
la. Dee
Watt Daniels
Thomas Richards
B. MecKoin
McKoin
Lake la Fourche
Coco
Daniels
Richards
Sarah Bernhardt Regains Strength After Illness
Paris reports Sarah Bernhardt, long critically ill, has greatly improved and risen from bed today. The famed actress drew hundreds of friends and notable figures from politics society and theater to her home after earlier reports she was dying were corrected by her recovery.
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Paris
Sarah Bernhardt
Murders Rise in 28 Largest U.S. Cities
Newark dispatch reports that last year murders in America's 28 largest cities rose to more than three times the level of twenty years ago with a rate of 93 per 100 000, the highest on record. Memphis leads with a 66.4 rate, Dr. Frederick L. Hoffman of Prudential Life Insurance Co notes widespread increases.
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Newark
N. J
America
Frederick L. Hoffman
Prudental Life Insurance Co
Memphis
Habit clinics aimed at preventing crime by treating causes
The speaker argues for life imprisonment for criminals and studies of cases. He proposes "habit clinics" like Boston's seven month old program led by Dr. Thoman to prevent crime by addressing root causes. He compares crime prevention to fighting epidemics by studying the disease and its sources rather than punishing the afflicted.
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Boston
Dr. Thoman
Danger of Flood Practically Over
Flood dangers in Western Washington eased by Tuesday as Skagit at Mount Vernon fell from Sunday highs. Snohomish and Stillaguamish rivers peaked Sunday night prompting cattle and belongings to be moved to high ground, but only momentary alarm. White River valley and Kelso areas had high waters for the season yet receding, with the west road near Kent gradually drying and becoming passable according to county engineers.
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Washington
The
Star
Skagit
Mount Vernon
Snohomish
White River
Kelso
Kent
Rev Hawkins to Face Charges Before Republican Club
Rev Chauncery Hawkins will appear before the Republican club Thursday to answer charges raised by Mayor Brown. Brown called Hawkins a dead letter and an annoying detail of the day’s work as he prepared for grand jury questioning over alleged vice in Seattle. Hawkins said he will help clean up the town with the club’s support.
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Chauncery Hawkins
Republican Club
Brown
Grand Jury
Seattle
Hawkins
Plan triple funeral for three slain
Free Qurial services for the three victims of Piamil Neurtter, 40, who shot and killed them Christmas morning in their West Seattle home were being arranged through Booth Undertaking Co. The Butter worth establishment offered free funeral services for the murdered children. Cremation likely Thursday. Police details outline motive questions.
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Piamil Neurtter
Seattle
Booth Undertaking Co
Butterworth Establishment
B. C. Engel
W. H. Carson
Neurster
Helen Engel
Anna
Hans
Lilly
Neurfter
Marty Johnson
Engel
Johnson
Bank Officers Questioned Over Missing Collateral
Bank officials from Seattle National faced grand jury questions in a civil dispute with Frank Waterhouse over collateral valued at 30 000 tied to an 18 500 loan due in August 1921. Waterhouse alleged forged checks on principal and interest and failure to return collateral, seeking grand larceny charges.
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Newberger
Seattle National Bank
Stusser
Hewen
Frank Waterhouse
Waterhouse
Robert H. Rudolf
Douglas
Attorney General's Office
Alimony for Men Proposed by National Woman's Party Official
Alta Estes Munger, national organizer for the National Woman's party, argues for alimony for men, saying it should apply only when the petitioner is physically disabled. She notes self supporting women and the need to recompense years spent in marriage, while acknowledging some men prefer jail to alimony. Eugene A. Johnson, Ludlow Street Jail Alimony club warden, cites cases of women resisting alimony and respects their stance.
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Josephine van DE Grift
New York
Alta Estes Munger
New York City
National Woman's Party
Eugene A. Johnson
Ludlow Street Jail
Charles Tiffany
Greeks degrade two generals after Asia Minor defeat
In Athens on Christmas Day Admiral Goudas and General Stratigas were sentenced to life imprisonment in a formal degradation ceremony. Reports from the capital say a counter revolution brews as revolutionaries now in power prepare to depart.
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Greece
Asia Minor
Goudas
Stratigas
Merakie Becomes Seattle Fielder In Trade Talk
Seattle signs infielder William Merakie a top Quake City prospect amid negotiations with Philadelphia clubs. Jim Boldt notes the deal after a long distance call from Manager Wolverton as teams discuss Merakie’s services.
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Seattle
William Merakie
Philadelphia
Jim Boldt
Wolverton
Merakie
Europe May Get American Gold
The United States, holder of the world’s largest gold hoard, may begin exporting gold in large quantities. The topic dominated today’s cabinet meeting alongside foreign trade and the new tariff law.
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Washington
United States
Meal Tickets Distributed to Unemployed Men at Millionair Club
Four hundred unemployed men received meal tickets at the Millionair club 98 Main St after a chicken dinner on Monday. A musical program led by J F Andrews followed by a Christmas message from Rev Ambrose Bailey pastor of the first Baptist church completed the event.
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Millionair Club
Main St
J. F. Andrews
Ambrose Bailey
First Baptist Church
Fear 3 Ships Lost in Storm
In Queenstown Ireland three vessels are thought to have sunk in severe Atlantic storms. The Celtic and Carmania limped in with smashed decks and lifeboats reporting 20 year record gales. The New Columbia’s captain said distress signals came from three ships before the storm peaked and radio contact was lost.
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Queenstown
Ireland
Atlantic
New Columbia
Celtic
Carmania
Eight crew missing as tug Cornell sinks in Lake Erie
Rescue efforts continue after the tug Cornell carrying eight crewmen departed Cleveland for Buffalo and is believed to have foundered in Lake Erie. A fleet of tugs and an airplane participate in the search today.
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Cleveland
Ohio
Cornell
Buffalo
Lake Erie
Prisoner Confesses Oklahoma Bank Robbery Surrendered Here
A man, with two accomplices including his brother, admitted holding up the Bank of Hulbert in Tahlequah county Oklahoma on January 20 1922 and escaping with 2800 dollars. He surrendered at a police station in Richmond California declaring the crime haunted him and he wished to pay the penalty.
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Richmond
Cal
Hulbert
Tahlequah County
Oklahoma
William T. Price
Affidavits allege jury tampering in Hartford case
John F. Dore filed affidavits in federal court charging Ben Williams bailiff with tampering with Nellie Hartford’s jury. Jurors claim discussions with Williams influenced verdict. affidavits detail alleged meetings and a compromised verdict. Judge Neterer delayed action until January 8 for counter affidavits.
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Bob Berman
Ku Klux Klan
Nellie Hartford
John F. Dore
Federal
Ben Williams
Hartford
Williams
Charles Raycraft
Brown
John Dore
Knights of Columbus
The
K. of Co
Dore
J. H. Gordon
Raycraft
O. F. Davenport
George
Rice
Gordon
Devonport
Ben B. Gri
Davenport
Neterer
District Attorney's Office
Slain on Park Bench Stuns Chicago
Police investigate a bizarre murder on a park bench in Chicago as Joseph O Day was found with a severed throat while hundreds passed nearby. He was seen talking to an unidentified stranger before the killer vanished during a traffic lull, with relatives unable to determine a motive.
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Chicago
Joseph O'Day
O'Day
Sinn Fein Clubs Urge National Peace Congress
Sinn Fein clubs in Dublin pass a resolution urging convocation of a national Sinn Fein congress to arrange peace with the Free State. The statement was issued on December 26 in Dublin.
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Sinn Fein
Dublin
Free State
Lillan Apartments Fire in Portland Causes $40,000 Loss
A blaze at the Lillan apartments in Portland caused $40,000 in damage due to defective wiring. No injuries reported though several residents escaped narrowly as the building burned and ledgers spilled into the street.
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Portland
Lillan
Man shoots father and kills self during liquor dispute
In Galesburg Illinois Dee bert Peterson fired at his father wounding him then killed himself as he failed to heed the son's cease making illicit liquor. Elder Peterson had installed a stir to make Christmas liquor prompting protests from his son.
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Galesburg, II
Deebert Peterson
Peterson
Stabbed at Dinner in Columbia Cafe
A man identified as A. Mikelson of the Elements was stabbed in the chest during a Christmas dinner at a Columbia cafe. He said he argued with a man known as Wobbly John who attacked him, stabbed twice, but recovered with slight cuts and was taken to the city hospital.
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Columbia Cafe
Mikelson
John
Bergdoll Search Ties To Cleveland Café Sighting
Police probe Bergdoll escape rumor after Puss n Boots cafe sighting. Owner L H Hamilton identified a man resembling the draft evader with two companions entering the restaurant and departing after paying for drinks.
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Iver Cleveland Bergdoll
Hamilton
Puss 'N Boots
Second Ave
Nnj
Bergdoll
Grand Jury Enters Final Phase In County Work
The county grand jury nears completion with Tuesday’s session to finalize the report for Superior Judge A Griffiths. Foreman Ullberg says a few more witnesses may be summoned, but the investigations will require many more days.
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County Grand
A . Griffiths
Ullberg
Officer to Recover After Sunday Shooting Incident
Patrolman B. W. Morris remained in unchanged condition Tuesday at Providence hospital after being shot Sunday by his brother J. A. Collier. He is expected to recover.
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B. W. Morris
J. A. Collier
Providence Hospital
Three men slain in Colorado road house gunfight
In Trinidad Colorado a Christmas shootout left three men dead. William Jamison was shot after a quarrel with August Malezia at the roadhouse. Demetrio Aragon was killed by Martinez following a dispute and Martinez’s wife was jailed.
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Trinidad
Colo
William Jamison
August Malezia
Jamison
Malesia
Aragon
Jerry
Demetrio Aragon
Martinez
Taft Improves at Washington Hospital Recovery
Justice Taft shows continued recovery from a high operation and may leave the hospital next week as doctors report progress.
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Washington
Justice Taft
Burglary at Chicago Piano Dealer Stolen Gems
Thieves stole gems valued at 20000 dollars from Henry Schaaf piano dealer after chloroforming family members. Also reported, in San Joaquin California on December 25 an auto accident on the levee road killed Bule Dent and John Macsenti.
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Chicago
Henry Schaaf
San Joaquin
Cal
Bule Dent
John Macsenti
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