Christmas Time Returns and Tax Tales in The Nation
A seasonal collage contrasts China and America over debts and duties, noting post holiday resentments, tax anxiety, and payroll jokes. It quips about aging youth myths, posterity paying national debt, and shoppers’ returns. It mocks late night dancing and kids’ wear on a festive note.
The Unemployables Debate and Youth Ambition
The article discusses a divide between employable relief recipients and the unemployable, estimating 2 000 000 in the latter group. It cites aged and disabled veterans, natural idlers, and wanderers, arguing for treatment to spur ambition and competition, especially in youth, to prevent long term unemployment.
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Federal
Johnny
Confessions of a Scientist by Dr R L Ditmars
Dr R L Ditmars curator of the New York Zoological Park writes Confessions of a Scientist about snakes his preferred topic and the value of snake serums for nerves and blood He argues for higher regard for snakes noting their beneficial role in agriculture and their appetite for pests.
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R. L. Ditmars
New York Zoological Park
Ditmare
Nation without Christmas
The piece questions Russia’s stance on Christmas, noting global carols and bells but pointing out Communist propaganda against religion. It asks whether scrapping Christmas benefits any country and warns children would veto such a move, risking loss of generosity and charitable spirit.
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Russia
Curing Depressions and the Nation’s Focus
The piece argues to prioritize ending the current low mood over preventing future depressions. It likens recovery to schooling with basics first, noting the 1929 to 1934 downturn cost much and urging full effort against lingering malaise before tackling long term planning.
Deaths on the Road: 1984 Fatalities Reach Thirty-Six Thousand
A reflective piece laments 1984 automobile deaths totaling about 36,000, calling highways a death harvest. It notes ongoing, inadequately funded efforts to educate the public on road safety and urges stronger action.
Canada selects Harold Webster as outstanding athlete
Harold Webster of Hamilton Ontario was chosen Canada's outstanding athlete for 198 by a national poll of sports writers. He earned fourteen of thirty nine possible votes in the tally.
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Harold Webster
Marahon Avonger Af
Tamilton
Ont
Canada
Webster
Riverdale Skits Hint at Crimes and Courtship
A chaotic Riverdale scene features lines about murder, theft, and disguises. Dialogues touch on secret acts, a photographer's fakery, and a mock court, with exchanges between a mistress, suitors, convicts, and a salesman. The tone blends satire with crime hints and social plots.
Private Definitions and the Strange Number 720.719
A quirky collection of playful definitions and jokes from a past era. It includes witty exchanges about love, budgeting, and professions, plus a riddle about the number 720.719 with increasing remainders. The tone resembles a light comic page in an old newspaper segment.
Vain Girl Misreads Compliment From Doctor
A young doctor remarks the patient has acute neuritis and she interprets it as praise. The terse exchange highlights miscommunication between caller and clinician amid a small town medical scene.
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