Lighter Side on Metric System Jokes and Jabs
A humorous reflection on metricization noting a giant half liter bottle, butcher’s thumb weight, and yard goods becoming 91.44 centimeter goods. The piece satirically cites machinists’ union clever measures like 85 59 85 for the ideal feminine form, admitting difficulty in enjoying girls’ measurements in centimeters.
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Machinists’ Union
Actress Blasts Strip Clubs Over Commission Luring
A Hollywood actress testified that many strip clubs are fronts for racketeers and that liciting drinks for commissions is a public matter of knowledge in the industry. The remarks framed a broader critique of club management and illicit solicitations.
Police Probe B and E At Hilltop Post Office
Postal authorities and State Police investigate a Monday night break in at the Hilltop Post Office. Entry was gained through a rear window, according to Sgt. I P Richardson. A small boy reported the discovery to postmaster Mrs Lillian Brash this morning. investigators declined to itemize the loss.
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Hilltop
RNS
I. P. Richardson
Oak Hill
Lillian Brash
Shortening the News production management conference widens
About 2,000 executives and wives attend a three day production management conference that began Monday. State Police await a second autopsy in the murder probe of Phyllis Ann Jones 22 Rose Valley Pa. Her body was found in an Ocean County gravel pit Sunday. A Viscose plant employee vote favored a three year contract overall approval at six plants in three states. Authorities search for two of five prisoners who escaped Moundsville Penitentiary honor camp last Saturday. Marvin E. Loewen of Washington D C spoke against Sunday closing laws at the West Virginia Seventh day Adventists conference. General Services Admin bids invited for two forest products research buildings near Princeton. Robert Arnold Wilson 27 Morgantown indicted for murder in Waymond Johnson 27 Morgantown slaying. West Virginia Civil Service Commission holds second hearing in Clarksburg on pay scales and job specs for about 3,700 state employees.
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Pennsylvania
Ocean County
Phyllis Ann Jones
Rose Valley
American Viscose Corp
Parkersburg
Moundsville Penitentiary
William L. Adkins
Kanawha County
Jackie Dean Gillock
Randolph County
Marvin E. Loewen
Washington, D.C
W. Va
General Services Administration
Princeton
Robert Arnold Wilson
Morgantown
Waymond Johnson
W.va
WVU Extension Classes Held at Woodrow Wilson High
Registration for West Virginia University extension classes will be held today at Woodrow Wilson High School. The two courses English 242 Literature for Teachers and English 272 Folk Literature will be taught by WVU English professor Dr. Patrick W. Gainer.
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West Virginia University
Woodrow Wilson High School
Beckley Junior High
Patrick W. Gainer
WVU
Lottery Slips Prompt Arrests and Other Local Court News
John Williams of East Beckley was arrested at 8 45 am on numbers slip charges and released on a $500 appearance bond due in Police Court June 18. Crab Orchard man H B Snider freed on $500 bond after May 31 forgery arrest. Billy Joe Bragg held for ge and larceny over fence posts. Walter G Stover had assault charges dropped after warrant fail to appear. William S Miller arrested on speeding warrant for unpaid fines. Delmer Wiseman fined $5 and costs for attempted petit larceny after siphoning gas. remanded to jail.
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John Williams
East Beckley
H. B. Snider
Raleigh
Joe Rodriguez
Snider
Angelo B. Deledda
Crab Orchard
Billy Joe Bragg
Beckley
Walter G. Stover Beckley
W. A. Burke
Stover
William S. Miller
Fire claims three in trailer blaze near Portsmouth
Three people die when a 50 foot aluminum trailer burns after an evening of bridge in Portsmouth New Hampshire Electrician 1C Jimmy H Rol land 23 of Orwigsburg Pennsylvania owner of the trailer his wife 20 Sandra and Mrs Sally A Almer 23 are killed Navy submarine USS Skipjack crew members Lt Cmdr R H Weeks says Rol land and Mrs Almer were guests at the trailer and Mrs Almer stayed behind because her husband John M Almer 2C was not available to drive her home Rolland attached to the Skipjack has been at Portsmouth Navy Yard since February 9 as officials note.
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Portsmouth
N.H
UPI
Fire Department
Joseph H. Hudson
Jimmy H. Rolland
Orwigsburg
Sandra
Sally A. Almer
Rolland
Almer
Brooklyn, Conn
Raleigh
Health Department
Paul Fourney
Obugene Dumping Co
State Health Department
Obugene
Dry Hill
Beverly Home
Raleigh County
Fourney
Beaver
A. D. Marks
Mabscott Junk Yard
Charle Levine
Poor Charley
Burl Sawyer
Anthony J. Sparacino
Sporacino
Diabetic Attack Reported On North Kana Wha Street
Beckley Fire Rescue answered a call at the corner of North Kana wha and Prince streets at 9:35 a m. today for Mrs. Mamie Gill of 211 Wickham Ave. who apparently suffered a diabetic attack. She was taken home after treatment.
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Beckley
Garbage Dump Woes Dominate Court Session
The Raleigh County Court session focused on ongoing garbage dump problems affecting landowners, garbage firms, and health officials. Obugene Dumping Co. faced scrutiny over site compliance and procedures, while county officials discussed road access, funding for equipment, and potential bids for Stephen's Lake dam construction.
Curtain Callers Plan Wednesday Night Meet
The Curtain Callers will discuss revision of its by laws at a meeting at 8 p.m. Wednesday in the Playhouse. Refreshments will be served after the meeting.
Commodities pickup at Freewill Baptist Church of Sprague
Residents collecting commodities at the Freewill Baptist Church of Sprague on Wednesday and Thursday are asked to bring containers. Distribution runs 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the first day and 8 a.m. to noon on the second day.
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Freewill Baptist Church of Sprague
39 Argentine Students Die As Train Rams Bus
BUENOS AIRES UP I report says 39 schoolchildren aged 3 to 11 died and two adults perished when a train hit a school bus. About 80 other children were injured. Crossing guard Alonso Aragon blamed a faulty warning bell and said he raised the gate after a horn signal. The train struck as the bus reached the tracks in fog.
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Buenos Aires
UPI
Luis M. Castro
Castro
Alonso Aragon
Aragon
Panama Chief Visits Seeks More Recognition
President Kennedy will receive an official visit from Panama's President Roberto F. Chiari in Washington. Panama seeks greater recognition by the United States, along with more benefits from the canal, better jobs for Panamanian citizens in canal facilities, and improved trade privileges relating to the Canal Zone.
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Washington
UPI
Kennedy
Roberto F. Chiari
Panama
United States
Panama Canal
Canal
Armory bids due for Camp Dawson and St Albans projects
The State Armory Board was to receive bids today for new armories at Camp Dawson near Kingwood and at St Albans. estimated costs are about 250000 dollars for Kingwood and 350000 dollars for St Albans, which will feature a large drill hall for civilian use.
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Charleston
UPI
State Armory Board
Camp Dawson
Kingwood
St. Albans
Death notices for Vida Jane West in Guyan
Funeral services for Vida Jane West 83 of Guyan will be held 1 p.m. Thursday at Lower Cub Missionary Baptist cemetery in Guyan. She died Monday in Welch hospital. Born September 7 1878 in Guyan she was daughter of Sanford and Susan Morgan. Survived by two sons Herbert of Oceana Oscar of Clear Fork a foster son Herman Walker Morgantown five daughters Stella Walls Gracie Morgan Jennie West Lottie Browning Neva Johnson a brother Tollison Morgan and three sisters Bessie Morgan Celia Bailey Josie Walls. Body to the home in Oceana after 5 p.m. Wednesday.
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Vida Jane West
Guyan
West
Welch Hospital
Sanford and
Susan Meadows Morgan
Green West
Herbert
Oceana
Oscar
Clear Fork
Herman Walker
Morgantown
Stella Walls
Simon
Gracie Morgan
Baileysville
Jennie West
Stockbridge
Mich
Lottie Browning
Neva Johnson
Tollison Morgan
Bessie Morgan
Celia Bailey
Waverly
Ohio
Josie Walls
Huntington
Joan Funeral Home
Brother Shoots Sister's Suitor in Lower Manhattan
James Patrick Mullooly, 41, a traveling auditor, shot Taylor S. Gay, 54, oil executive, in a Hudson Terminal telephone booth after dining with Mullooly's sister’s secretary Mary Mullooly. Gay, Harvard alumnus and VP of Phillips Petroleum, was critically wounded. the gun jammed after the first shot and six shells remained unfired. Mullooly surrendered. the sister witnessed the event.
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New York
UPS
Oil Company
Taylor S. Gay
Gay
Phillips Petroleum Corp
Hudson and Manhattan
Mary Mullooly
Miss Mullooly
Manhattan
New Jersey
James Patrick Mullooly
Great Lakes Carbon Corp
Harvard
the Creek
Lowcust Valley
N.Y
Paul Owen Thomas Funeral Arrangements Incomplete
Paul Owen Thomas 43 Alderson died 8 p.m. Sunday at U S Naval Hospital San Diego after a long illness. Born Summers County December 23 1908 he was son of Marcus and Jennie Johnson Thomas. WWII veteran served with U S Air Force. Survived by brother Donald of Beckley. Body returning to Rose and Quesenberry Funeral Home for arrangements.
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Paul Owen Thomas
Alderson
U.S. Naval Hospital
San Diego
Calif
Summers County
Marcus
Jennie Johnson Thomas
Carbide and Carbon Co
South Charleston
U. S. Air Force
Donald
Beckley
Rose and Quesenberry Funeral Home
Final rites for Miss Elizabeth O Dell at Methodist Temple
Miss Elizabeth Topsy O Dell 49 longtime Raleigh County educator and civic worker died in a Sunday crash on the West Virginia Turnpike when her car hit a tractor trailer Burial followed at Sunset Memorial Park The body was taken from Keyser Bryant Funeral Home to the church for services.
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Elizabeth
Topsy” O'Dell
Methodist Temple
J. B. F. Yoak
Raleigh County
Sunset Memorial Park
Beckley College
West Virginia
Keyser-Bryant
Funeral for S Sgt Elmer N Lilly Held in Blue Jay Area
The regional chaplain will conduct funeral services for S Sgt Elmer N Lilly 43 formerly of Blue Jay at 1 p.m. Thursday in the Rose and Quesenberry Peace Chapel. Burial will follow at Blue Ridge Memorial Gardens. Lilly died June 3 in Germany where he was stationed after a heart attack. The body lies at Rose and Quesenberry Funeral Home with calling hours after 10 a.m. Wednesday.
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Sgt
Elmer N. Lilly
Blue Jay
Rose and Quesenberry Peace Chapel
Blue Ridge Memorial Gardens
Lilly
Germany
Rose and Quesenberry Funeral Home
Funeral services set for Walt Caldwell in Fayetteville
Funeral services for Walt er Brainard Caldwell 59 of Fayetteville will be held at 2 p m Wednesday at the First Church of God Fayetteville with Rev Newell Scott Depot and Rev William Dreger Fayetteville officiating Burial will be in Kessler Memorial Cemetery at Clifty Caldwell died Monday in a Fayetteville nursing home after a long illness He was born February 11 1903 in Fayette County a son of the late W S and Ora Kesler Caldwell Survivors include a son Walter B Caldwell Jr of Danville Virginia six brothers Harold and Randolph Lookout Willis Tallahassee Florida Dave Cortez Arizona Randall Indianapolis Indiana John Alexandria Virginia a sister Mrs Flossie Crist Hico and two grandchildren The body will be moved from the Dodd Payne Funeral Home to the church one hour before the service.
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Walter Brainard Caldwell
F.ville
Church of God
Fayetteville
Newell
Scott Depot
William Dreger
Kessler Memorial Cemetery
Clifty
Caldwell
Fayette County
W. S. and
Ora Kesler Caldwell
Walter B. Caldwell Jr
Danville
Harold
Randolph
Lookout
Willis
Tallahasse
Fla
Dave
Cortez
Ariz
Randall
Indianapolis
Ind
John
Alexandria
Flossie Crist
Hico
Dodd-Payne Funeral
Funeral services for Mrs Genevieve Keadle in Hinton
Mrs Genevieve Keadle of Detroit formerly of Summers County died in a Detroit hospital. Funeral rites were held today at 2 p.m. at the E M Meadows Funeral Home in Hinton with Rev H P Hackney in charge. She was a Summers County native, a beautician, lived in Detroit 20 years, and is survived by her mother Mrs V E Halsey of Beckley.
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Genevieve Keadle
Detroit
Mich
Hinton
H. P. Hackney
E. M. Meadows
Summers County
V. E. Halsey
Beckley
Final rites set for Mrs Virginia Mae Wickline Winfrey
Mrs Virginia Mae Wickline Winfrey 69 of Rock Camp to be laid to rest at Oak Grove Methodist Church Ballengee with Rev Leo Kendricks and Rev Gary Zeigler officiating. Burial in Oak Grove Cemetery Ballengee. She died Sunday evening in a Clifton Forge Virginia hospital after a long illness. Survivors include two brothers Joseph Wickline Bescano and Bishop Wickline Odd. Born May 8 1893 in Giles County VA she was a daughter of William J and Margaret Evans Wickline. Member of Mount Alexander Methodist Church Sarton. Broyles Funeral Home Union in charge of arrangements.
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Virginia Mae Wickline Winfrey
Rock Camp
Oak Grove Methodist Church
Ballengee
Leo Kendricks
Gary Zeigler
Oak Grove
Winfrey
Clifton Forge
Joseph Wickline
Besanco
Bishop Wickline
Odd
Giles County
William J
Margaret Evans Wickline
Mount Alexander Methodist
Sarton
Broyles Funeral
Union
Funeral services for Mae Dillon at Pine Grove Church Ravencliff
Funeral services for Mae Dillon 88 will be at 11 am Wednesday in Pine Grove Church Ravencliff with Rev E S Wilson and Rev John Richardson presiding. Burial in Davis Cemetery Maple Meadow. Died Monday at daughter's home after year long illness. She leaves two sons, two daughters, 13 grandchildren and 27 great grandchildren. Pallbearers are eight living grandsons. Body at Caffee Funeral Home until one hour before service.
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Mae Dillon
Pine Grove
Ravencliff
E. S. Wilson
John Richardson
Davis
M. M. (Garner) Davis
Frances Wills Davis
America
Coal River
Laurel Fork
Wyoming County
Glen Rogers
Dillon
First Methodist Church
Beckley
Rachel Rebekahs
Ravenclilf
Dan H. Dillon
Robert L. Dillon
Robert E. Dillon
Eugene Ralph Dillon
Frederick F. Dillon
Harold Dillon
Herman Lacy Dillon
Monty Dillon
Lacy Conrad Dillon
Robert Lacy Crotty
Caffee Funeral
Requiem Mass Set for Mrs Mary Collins in Bancroft
Mrs Mary Cecilia Collins 72 of Crab Orchard dies in Albuquerque after a heart attack while visiting her daughter Joan Robertson. Requiem mass with Rev Florence Kirchgessner celebrant at 10 am Wednesday at St Patrick Catholic Church Bancroft. Burial follows in Schowen Cemetery Bancroft. Rosary at 8 pm today at Gatens Funeral Home Chapel Poca.
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Florence Kirchgessner
Mary Cecilia Collins
Crab Orchard
St. Patrick Catholic Church
Bancroft
Schowen
Collins
Albuquerque
N. M
Joan Robertson
Gatens Funeral Home
Poca
Funeral services for Guy Moore in Chicago
Guy Moore of Chicago NL and formerly of Beckley died early Saturday after a short illness. Funeral services and burial will be conducted in Chicago.
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Guy Moore
Chicago
Beckley
Moore
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