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Newspaper

Polk Progress

Location

Polk, Nebraska, United States of America

Date

Dec 28, 1939

Page

7

Easy Entertaining Menu Ideas From The Household Page

Household advice on hosting tea parties from informal to grand events. Includes recipes for Ginger Cream Cakes, Orange Ice Cream, One-Two-Three-Four Cakes, Brown Bread Peanut Sandwiches, Parsley Sandwiches, Banana Nut Bread, and Reception Cakes. Promotes Eleanor Howe's cookbook Easy Entertaining and requests ten cents for a copy.

Parent- Teacher Association Garden Club Dasher Eleanor Howe North Michigan Ave Chicago Ill Western Union

Burglary-Proof Window Latches Feature Padlock Pin

A simple modification to ordinary window latches strengthens security by boring a hole in the turning part of the catch and inserting a small padlock. When locked, the catch cannot be opened, effectively burglar-proofing the mechanism.

Italian railway worker bitten by rattler in Florida joke

An Italian worker on a Florida railway ignored the warning bell belief and nearly escaped a rattlesnake strike while eating. He watched the snake coil near him and raised his feet as the fangs struck the bark, prompting the quip about a bell.

Florida

Original Man Impresses With New Revelations

A quoted exchange recalls admiration for a man described as original and full of unheard insights. The dialogue includes a direct question about marriage proposals. The source preserves a personal, conversational tone without additional context.

Rather Poor Judge Lady I Want A Bottle Of Aspirins

A light dialogue shows a shopper naming aspirin six lemons and a tin of bath mustard while a druggist thanks her and inquires about the household health in a domestic scene.

Pin Money Diamonds Spark Wife’s Pin Money Claim

A dialogue captures a wife asking for pin money and the clever reply that the first pin she wanted contained 12 diamonds, illustrating a humorous exchange over household funds.

License Clerk and Henry Carr on a Misread Number

Henry Carr jokes his license number 1898 is mistaken for the date of his car by friends at the clerk’s office. The humorous exchange highlights the mix up between license numbers and dates.

Henry Carr

Topeka Gardener Offender tale in Negro workplace dialogue

A Topeka businessman hires two Black men for his gardens and oversees them. One worker, Sam, fails to appear and is sent to hospital after a dispute with his wife. Sam claimed he would strike his wife for ten days, and she struck him first yesterday.

Topeka Sam George

Snappy Comebacks in Quick Witty Exchanges

A humorous dialogue features a clever man asking for a kiss and a woman replying with a sharp line telling him to go away. Then a wife recounts jokes about tenderness and household chores highlighting humorous misunderstandings between spouses.

Ready for Anything Maud

Dialogue exchange about belief and trust unfolds with two characters Gladys and Maud seeking to hear the rumored tale. The tone hints at a dramatic or comic kitchen sink moment as they weigh truth versus rumor.

Gladys

Bell or Belle Joke Exchange Sparks Ribbing

A comic strip tease jokes about two girls named Bell and Belle as one character asks to meet a girl while another quips she is a dumb bell. The light dialogue centers on a pun about bells and a playful insult.

Second Best for Him Joke Quip

A patient asks for the second best after the doctor prescribes complete abstinence. The doctor suggests giving up drinking and smoking, early bedtimes, and early rising. The patient replies that he does not deserve the best and seeks the second best.

Empress Catherine and Voltaire Knit Stocks Tale

A playful tale recalls Catherine the Great sending Voltaire an ivory box and his niece teaching him to knit stockings. Voltaire answered with a gallant note about receiving a piece of a woman's work from a man. The story ends with the stockings only half finished for the ladies.

Catherine of Russia Voltaire

Improve My Looks with Glasses Question

Dialogue shows a woman asking about wearing glasses and another person replies they will improve her looks and enable her to look farther. The exchange emphasizes appearance and perception through eyewear.

Classroom anecdote in a rabbit joke

A teacher asks for a sentence with the word anecdote. Johnny writes a humorous line about a rabbit having four legs and one anecdote, delivering a small punchline on the blackboard.

Johnny

You Would Too Physical Culture Instructor

A pupil boasts of a salary increase and finally winning the love of the girl he adores as the mentor offers encouragement in a brisk exchange.

Head of the Class Professor-Now class, how many make a dozen?

The playful exchange frames a classroom moment with a joke on counting and lineage. A back and forth touches on math and ancestry, ending with a lighter aside as the scene shifts to a dinner mishap.

Chickens at Two Weeks Old How They Survive

Heyton asks if a two week old chick is big enough to eat. Vanda answers that it is not. Heyton then questions how such a chick can live at that age.

Heyton Vanda

Latest styles spark buzz in downtown area

Shoppers note new fashion trends as residents discuss today’s style wave. Tailors report brisk demand for fresh looks while photographers capture street ensembles in the 10 block stretch.

Wry diners and witty banter in Stray Stories

A collage of brief gags presents diplomacy versus duty in lines about missing someone, stubbornness at closing time, and a quip on vanity. Alma, Alma remarks about mirrors while a diner laments flies in soup and a waiter offering a slave prompts a punchy exchange from Stray Stories.

New Fall Pattern Book Offers No 1848 Dress and No 1825 Two Piece

Features pattern No 1848 a princess line dress with two neckline options long or short sleeves and Victorian front buttons in velveteen wool broadcloth and faille fabrics. Also highlights No 1825 schoolgirl outfit with a full skirt nipped jacket blouse cuffs and collar in velveteen wool plaid corduroy or blanket wool. Includes size details and fabric yardage.

Sewing Circle Pattern Dept W. Wacker Dr Chicago Bell Syndicate WNU

Take No Chances Sally-Then Take Me and You Won’t Be Risk

The fragment suggests a marriage hesitation where one party refuses the best man and asserts risk avoidance by not pursuing marriage. The tone hints at a cautious relationship dynamic and promises or reassurances in a personal dialogue.

Sally

No Need Repeating Barber

The exchange shows a solicitor’s remark and Vicetim’s refusal to hear repeats, suggesting a cartoonish street scene framing a mock confrontation over information. No clear entities beyond generic roles are present.

Dr Pierce's Favorite Prescription Booster

A vintage tonic claim states Dr Pierce's Favorite Prescription has aided women of all ages for nearly seven decades, presenting a long running patent medicine image tied to health and vitality.

Secret I May Share With Love Not Friend's

A compact reflection quotes Philip Sidney on love and privacy noting that a secret kept for a beloved is mine, but a friend’s secret remains theirs to reveal or withhold.

Philip Sidney

Wren’s Windsor Town Hall Pillar Controversy

Sir Christopher Wren, famed for St Paul’s, faced councillors over the Windsor Town Hall 1686 project. They demanded pillars to brace the hall, he installed four, but later found the pillars fell one inch short of the ceiling.

Christopher Wren St. Paul’s Cathedral Windsor Wren

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