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Newspaper

Patoka Register

Location

Patoka, Illinois, United States of America

Date

Dec 06, 1935

Page

6

Regular Fellers and the Barber Joke Gag

A collection of short jokes includes a barber with long hair and whiskers who says the look attracts customers. Father humor follows with lines about vision and sight and a quip from Father William about hosting a party and paying the bills.

Father William

Quotations and Witty Exchanges in Old News Panels

A collage of humorous quotes from periodsical snippets. The lines feature a wife seeking rights, a playful husband response, a Cincinnati Enquirer joke, a child asking about age with porridge, Pearson's Weekly wordplay, and a child asking about diplomatic relations with a humorous reply.

Cincinnati Enquirer

No Marine Animal Is Safe From the Terrible Sawfish

A historic passage describes sawfish as oceanic sharks of the Pristidae family with four or five species reaching up to 20 feet. They wield a long rostrum with teeth, are ferocious predators attacking whales and other fish, and roam warm tropical waters often along the Gulf Stream and major rivers like the Mississippi. They give birth to live young and are valued for their rough skin by fishermen.

Tropics Equator Mississippi Nicaragua

Virgin Islands Named as Saint Tribute on Columbus Voyage

The Virgin Islands earned their name after Columbus could not find enough saints to honor the sight. He named them the Virgin Islands as a tribute to St. Ursula and her 11,000 virgins, reflecting surprise at their beauty and abundance.

Virgin Islands Columbus St. Ursula

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