Colds Cure Promoted With Pine Compound Whisky Mix
An old home remedy touts mixing glycerine pine compound and whisky for coughs and colds. The recipe calls for two ounces glycerine half an ounce Concentrated Pine, half a pint whisky, shaken and used in teaspoon doses after meals and at night.
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic Offers Sore Throat Cure
Claims Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic is a preventative and cure for sore throat. Describes gargling with a glass of water to relieve soreness and strengthen throat membranes. Advertises 26 and 50 cent boxes from The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston, with free samples.
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Paxton Toilet Co
Boston
Mass
Eccentric Toasts by Pitt at Kidderminster
The account recalls Pitt praising Kidderminster carpet makers with a toast asking their trade be trampled by the world. A bolder, double meaning toast is attributed to Smeaton and Erskine and others, condemning canals coal pits minerals and manufactures to disrupt British commerce.
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Kidderminster
Smeaton
Erskine
Great Britain and Ireland
Cornhill Magazine
Nola Chucky Tales and a Tobacco Mishap
A humorous dialogue recalls a lethargic mood after a good dinner and a saying about Nola Chucky residents. A separate joke follows about Bill who is sick in bed because a girl suspects he uses tobacco and he meets her while chewing.
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Hustlera
Simeon Ford
Nola Chucky
Folteras
When He Was Slow Swiftest proposition quote
The phrasing presents a sharp exchange about speed and debt. It features a wry boast comparing swiftness to financial obligation, hinting at a humorous or confrontational streetwise dialogue. The line showcases brisk wit and a sly social dynamic.
Proverbial Wit and Patent Remedies Ad Snippet
A clipped anthology ad mentions proverbs about friendship and adversity. It promotes remedies such as LAXATIVE BROMO MINOR and Garfield Tea and Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children, with generic claims of curing cold in one day and soothing gums. It uses dated branding and promotional language.
Trios of Celebrities in an Informal Political History
The article recounts how Timothy OD Campbell a New York state senator aided telegraph firm interests by opposing a strike bill in Albany. William Orton of Western Union praises Campbell for killing the measure and recalls a favor involving appointing Campbell’s father as a New York post office messenger. Roscoe Conkling defends the appointment when party leaders object, declaring the act honorable if done.
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Timothy OD. Campbell
New York
East Side
Cleveland
William Orton
Western Union Telegraph Company
Roscoe Conkling
James G. Blaine
Knight
Campbell
Orton
Tim
Europe
New York City
Mr. Orton
Tim Campbell
Fifth Avenue
Conkling
E. J. Edwards
Garland Accepts Cabinet Post After Personal Hesitation
President Grover Cleveland sought a cabinet formed from experienced Washington insiders. He offered Garland attorney general, but Garland hesitated due to temperament and social life concerns. Cleveland reassured him that personal lifestyle would be respected, and Garland agreed, ensuring open chats without social obligations.
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Congress
Thomas F. Bayard
Delaware
John G. Carlisle
Kentucky
L. Q. C. Lamar
Mississippi
Augustus H. Garland
Arkansas
Garland
Cleveland
Arkansan
Senate
Allen G. Thurman
Ohio
George F. Edmunds
Vermont
Daniel Lamont
Lamont
E. J. Edwards
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Five Dollar Offer Turns Sour at Rural Church Meeting
A rural church board meeting seeks funds for repairs when a wealthy member pledges five dollars. A plaster piece falls on him, he stammers to fifty dollars, and a backroom voice quips the Lord to strike him again, per the National Monthly.
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Aagin
Wifely Solicitude Prompted Plea for No Arrest
A St. Joseph Gazette report notes a wife, worried by her husband’s absence after leaving for work, gave Patrolman Hickerson a note. The missive asked officers not to arrest him or speak sharply, and requested police aid in locating the husband while describing him and voicing concern it was his first such disappearance.
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Cross
Hickerson
Almond
St. Joseph
Vera asks about trans Atlantic and transparent
A brief humorous dialogue shows Vera eight years old pestering her mother with linguistic questions. The mother dismisses the questions, prompting Vera to wonder if transparent means across. The exchange plays on word meanings and family dynamics.
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Vera
Lincoln and Nasby Humor in Wartime Cabinet Tale
Charles A. Dana recalls President Lincoln using Nasby and Artemus Ward humor to relieve stress. He notes Stanton lacked humor and explains why Lincoln read humorous pieces on election night 1864 to ease the nation’s strain. Dana says Stanton finally understood Lincoln's need for laughter amid crisis.
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Lincoln
Petroleum V. Nasby
Artemus Ward
United States
Mr. Dana
Dana
William H. Seward
Treasury
Salmon P. Chase
Gideon Welles
Navy
Edwin M. Stanton
War Department
White House
Stanton
Whitelaw Reid
Washington
Cincinnati
Mr. Reid
Petroleum
V. Nasby
Toledo Blade
Stabtén
Nasby
E. J. Edwards
Remarkable woods and their strength described in brief
The Philippines offer about 400 marketable woods distributed by the Manila forestry bureau at cost. Australian gate timber is noted as the strongest timber, reaching up to 100 feet in height and 2.5 to 3 feet in diameter. Its tensile strength ranges from 24,000 to 35,000 psi, comparable to iron, while white oak and ash run 20,000 to 24,000 psi and 13,000 to 21,000 psi respectively.
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Philippines
Bureau of Forestry
Manila
Australia
Land Rush Sparks City versus Farm Debate
A farmer named Corntessel warns city dwellers that farmland value will rise as cities expand. He predicts urban housing will backfire, with city folks regretting their land development choices as rural land becomes scarce and valued.
Portraits on currency spark a money joke exchange
A Treasury official notes the honor of having a statesman’s portrait on national currency while Senator Sorghum quips that people rarely keep a dollar long enough to see whose image it bears.
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Treasury
Sorghum
Washington Star
Difference in meaning between raise and lift noted
An exchange quoted by the Philadelphia Ledger contrasts raise and lift. It highlights that raising chickens is different from lifting them, illustrating nuance in word usage.
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Philadelphia Ledger
Poetic Lady Exchange Refrains About Sir Charles and Furs
The fragment shows a playful exchange where a speaker notes a wife’s beauty in furs and contrasts romantic lines with a dry financial figure. It juxtaposes poetic sentiment with a numerical reference to money and a horse in a humorous, clipped aside.
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Sir Charles
Time change prank and pennyworths at the shop
A father jokes about moving up William by an hour while a child worries about standard time. A canny Scot wanders into a pharmacy seeking threepenn'orth laudanum for two pence, provoking the chemist's suspicion.
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William
Three Boys Battle Sunday School Choices
Three young boys aged three four and five dispute Sunday school preferences. The five year old favors the Episcopal option the four year old prefers the Methodist and the three year old whimsically chooses the Hippodrome. This light anecdote from Norman B Mack's Nation reflects childlike humor about church attendance.
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Episcopal
Methodist
Hippodrome
Norman B. Mack
Request for Prayers and Misread Punctuation Tale
A historical anecdote recounts a mariner’s wife sending a note to the parish clergyman asking for prayers as her husband prepares to sail. The clergyman misread the line due to missing punctuation, interpreting it as a confession that a husband was going to see his wife, prompting unintended parish concern.
Teacher probes pupil ignorance about Washington
A teacher in a foreign tenement district quizzed pupils on Washington's deeds for the American people and a sharp student replied with a bold, terse line. The anecdote from Success Magazine highlights gaps in civic knowledge among the class.
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Washington
Success Magazine
At the Telephone Blaetter Dialogue Sparks Curiosity
A brief, dialogue style line suggests a caller and receiver exchanging inquiries. The brief exchange implies a scene of recognition or intrigue with a fragmentary setup. No clear names, places, or dates are provided.
Bits Illustration Sparks Odd Domestic Debate
In a humorous panel, a wife argues that marriage gives a wife a man’s name but a husband counters that the man should have something of his own. The dialogue ends with the husband agreeing a man should retain an identity separate from his wife.
Perquisites at the Office Faced by a Husky Janitor
A Baltimore American quote remarks that office perks are scarce and a strong janitor keeps out disruptive crowds, implying a strict housekeeping influence in workplace perks and access.
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Baltimore American
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