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Newspaper
Osceola Record
Location
Osceola, Nebraska, United States of America
Date
Feb 07, 1924
Page
8
A collection of terse, opinionated quotes touching on religion marriage wealth honesty responsibility and employment with no coherent narrative or identifying context.
Correspondence notes eight attended church Sunday while a church group postponed an all day meeting with Mrs Geo Bond. The item also lists social visits and gatherings involving local families and visitors across Osceola Gresham Rising York and surrounding areas during the past week.
Katharyn and Dean Dillsaver June Anderson on the sick list and improving. J G Rosdahl shelled corn Wednesday. A new barn is being erected on Harry Obrist’s place. Ladies Aid meets Thursday with Mrs D BR Powell and Mrs Lloyd Lindgren assisting. Farmers Union plans an oyster supper. Home Economics unit meets Feb 20 with Mrs J F Knerr. Mrs C B Knerr will assist. E R Dillsaver drove to Thayer to visit his sister Mrs William Keyes. Fritz Johnson and family visited the Swan Larson home Sunday. Sleety ice storm Sunday damaged telephone lines from Albert E Anderson farm to Stromsburg. Writer short of news, limited calls to neighbors. Russell Anderson and sister visited Mr and Mrs Aug E Anderson Sunday.
Wesley Chapel reports a Monday night community meeting attended by eighty with lunch. Mr. and Mrs. Merrick visited Leigh to see daughter Mrs. Banks returning Sunday. C. E. Casselberry family were guests of Fred Brigham. Dr. Ernest Jarmin stayed with parents.
The excerpt riffs on social norms and politics with humorous quips about licenses, education, practice, and public opinion. It pokes at football hype, gender roles, taxation, and daily life while noting the quirks of modern society through satirical lines.
A string of humorous, contrarian aphorisms touches on labor, money, fashion, sports, gender, and social pretenses. It lampoons specialists, manners, and public policy with quips about haters, workers, love of money, and the absurdities of modern life.
Nels Nyberg from Polk conducted business in the city yesterday. Hassler Drug Co. promotes DeForest radios for careful listening before investment. Walter Bucholz attended the Glen McQueen sale in Silver Creek yesterday. Everett Rutter traveled to Lincoln for treatment at the sanitarium today.
Arthur Mickey traveled to Omaha on Tuesday evening to hear the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. Hassler Drug Co keeps your favorite cigar in good shape in their cigar case. Mrs George Brittain returned to Central City on Tuesday after visiting her daughter Mrs Hugh Schmoker.
Fritz H. Olson schedules a public sale at his Platte precinct farm on Thursday February 28. Watch for bills and notices of sale in local postings.
For sale notices list 30 tons of alfalfa hay nine miles northwest of Osceola offered by John Koehler. Also offered are Rose Comb White Wyandotte hatching eggs at four dollars per hundred from an accredited flock run by Mrs. Joe Moore.
The speaker advocates a nineteenth amendment to the constitution, aiming to eliminate reformers and welfare workers from public policy. The statement reflects a stance against social reform efforts and welfare programs.
A pithy clash between coal miners and operators highlights a long standing tension as both sides accuse the other of marking the burial site for their hatchet. The remark underscores ongoing disputes in the coal industry.
The article quotes Old Man Weekes stating he does not expect to take his automobile to heaven and that repairs will be unnecessary there.
Mrs Bill Israel explains her costly wardrobe stems from needing to match her husband Bill's dignity. She states the attire reflects social standing and respect in public appearances.
Opinion notes that modern hootch avoids delirium tremens but alas shortens drinkers’ lifespans.
George Snow claims his public speaking skill stems from a course in electrocution taken in youth. He presents this quirk as the secret behind his confident oratory style.
Another argument against prohibition notes it would save many people who might otherwise drink themselves to death. The discussion centers on public health and moral concerns in regulating alcohol.
Advice urges taking personal responsibility for eating too much and too fast and for consuming items that should not be eaten rather than blaming a spouse’s cooking for indigestion.
Proposal to begin a Lincoln revival cites Charley Poole Frank Sielvey Grant Shumway and Leo Allen the Lindell hotel clerk as potential organizers or participants. The note frames these names as key local backers for the event.
Mrs. Fletch Merwin expresses fear over the workload of baking pies and cakes to raise funds for a new church, while a local vendor comments on income from selling extra copies of the Harvard Courier and their bookkeeping efficiency.
A Gering girl attended a party where each girl received a kiss or a box of candy. She left with thirteen boxes of candy in her possession.
An Ohio woman carried out a bank robbery recently. The report notes growing participation by women in all trades and professions.
Horace Davis notes his closest friends are those who tolerate his trifling nature. He also observes that many people overlook cost when they can buy on credit.
A quarrel left The Boss and me irritable for weeks, both acting difficult and short tempered after the incident.
A friend recently said I am getting grouchy and bossy and that people dislike me. I plan to assess the claim and consider changes in behavior.
Advertisement describes gas on the stomach causing possible appendix inflammation. Claims Adlerika clears gas from both upper and lower bowels in ten minutes and notes simple remedies like glycerine and buckthorn bark as mixes. Mentions Crouse-Tex Drug Company.
A reader laments unproductive holiday hints as friends seem exhausted or short of funds, leaving them unsure if the issue is their approach or everyone’s financial strain this season.
A reader recalls Bill Maupin promising a bottle of sulphuretted hydrogen for Christmas. The note adds that such a substance is not pleasant to drink, suggesting the promise is more a joke than a gift.
A wry note that voters may forget the missteps and scandals of the last campaign as the nation moves forward. The commentary suggests the country will endure and politics will progress even as new calamities arise next year.
Good. ven Paul and Lillian Janecke returned home yesterday after a visit with relatives in Grand Island. Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Curren arrived from Polk for visits with relatives in the area. John R. Davis of Juniata visited relatives in town and Shelby before returning home. Mrs. Frank LeSuer traveled to Hastings to visit her parents Mr. and Mrs. A. Weber. The LeSuer family will reside in Omaha this winter after leaving Tekamah. For Sale or Trade: 160 acre Osceola area farm near Strausburg, Colo under cultivation with buildings, possession March 1 1925. See Record Office. Mrs. R. H. McBeth hospitalized in Columbus for appendicitis surgery and is reported to be recovering.
Last Sunday marked Frank W Hendrickson's birthday which he will have this year. Mrs Hendrickson invited relatives from both Hendrickson branches. a happy company gathered and surprised him. A sumptuous dinner followed and guests wished him many happy returns on future birthdays.
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