Classified notices and wants in Portland area ads
Multiple short classifieds note loans with attorney in McMinnville and job asks. Listings include furnished rooms, best rooms at Hotel Clark, exchange options, farm rent near Newberg, plant sales, haulage and moving, sale of brood sows and pigs, poultry trades, cattle and dairy exchanges, acreage near city, and a Portland residence with a wood shed priced at 750 dollars.
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Portland
Violin Class Ad Promises King Like Mastery
A local ad promotes violin lessons with a bold claim that violin is the king of instruments. The teacher, Oskar R. Janovsky, offers instruction at Kienle Music Co with sessions on Mondays and urges readers not to waste time.
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Kienle Music Co
Oskar R. Janovsky
Marvel of the Pampas A tree that crumbles into powder when handled
Describes Argentinian pampas trees such as the ombu and palo borracho. The ombu remains useless yet astonishing, its hollow trunk shedding powdery fragments that vanish in open air as new shoots sprout. The palo borracho yields a hardening wood and a milky unripe fruit, used by natives and Europeans alike for practical uses.
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Pampas
Argentina
M. Georges Clemenceau
South America
Pampuas
Ombu
Squaw
Wesley Denounces French Language in Personal Note
The writer recalls John Wesley criticizing French as inferior to German or Spanish. He claims French poetry is inferior due to awkward measures, rhyme schemes, and alleged vulgar rhymes, comparing composing in French to making music with a bagpipe.
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Wesley
John Wesley
Housekeeper Tests New Maid With Joke Over Vase
A strict housewife warns Maude about deductions for broken items. Maude, disenchanted after two days, laughs and says she already broke a hundred dollar vase and will leave at week’s end if four dollars can cover it, proving she is not intimidated.
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Maude
Dinner Call Prompted by Family Friend
A family friend arrives unannounced with a dinner invitation, stating he came to make his dinner call. The family protests noting prior lateness, while he maintains he intended to remedy that defect with a prompt invitation.
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New York Press
Lemon Tart Quip Sparks Dorm Room Banter
A cooking school girl mocks a student for lemon tart skills while another retorts that it is unnecessary to make the tart. The exchange underscores tensions over pastry technique and taste.
Swallowing a Pill and the Fear of Performance
Observation suggests inexperienced swallows often falter with pills while cherries, though harmless, risk choking on pits. Fear disrupts nerves, making practiced motions falter in presence of observers. Automatic muscle memory aids habitual acts. conscious effort interferes, as shown by musicians and stair walkers under scrutiny.
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Harper’s Weekly
Uniforms to Scare the Enemy in Ancient Rome
The article notes Emperor Valerius ordered red uniforms to intimidate foes and recalls Roman legions sometimes wore bear skins or figures on the battlefield to appear more formidable.
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Valerius
Rome
The Camel Hum: Function and Value of the Hump
The hump stores fat as nourishment to sustain the camel during scarcity. It is a reservoir of fat not easily used by heat and serves as a reserve in wild and domestic camels. A dromedary can endure long periods on this fat alone until the hump is exhausted.
The Freezing Limit Jokes Across Nations
An American and a Scotsman trade remarks on North Scotland frost versus U S cold. A humorous image recalls a man tumbling from a hill frozen midair, with the Scotsman declining to admit the gravity would not allow it and the American claiming gravity was frozen too.
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Scot
States
London
The Original Old Man in Society
The piece portrays an elderly man described as original and endearing. He is noted as a wartime private, not a top player, outperformed by others in fighting, not handsome, and never successful with girls, explaining neighbors’ curiosity about his company.
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Houston Ost
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