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Myrtle Point Enterprise

Location

Myrtle Point, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Feb 12, 1909

Page

7

Hood's Sarsaparilla Promotes Blood Health

The ad explains corpuscles or little soldiers in blood defend against disease germs and claim Hood's Sarsaparilla strengthens them. It touts a formula of more than twenty remedies known only to the makers and asserts thirty years of proven worth with no substitutes.

Tower Babel Reference Sparks Office Quarrel

A tense exchange unfolds between a bookkeeper and a typewriter girl over work and conversation. The woman challenges the bookkeeper to read history, likening the situation to the tower of Babel.

One Day Cure for Cold Ad Claims Breezy Laxative

An old advertisement touts Bromo Quinine as a universal cold cure in one day. It features a slogan using the signature of E. W. Grove and markets the product as a laxative solution priced at 25 cents.

E. W. Grove

Extremes Meet Travel Tales Bridge Builder

A brief vignette shows a little traveling man admiring a bigger one. The exchange reveals the big man as a needle factory agent, while the smaller claims to build suspension bridges, highlighting a humorous miscommunication about their trades.

Corliss

Those Dear Friends Noting a Front Door Ring

A brief interlude describes Nan waiting for Jack at the front door as he rings once. The exchange recalls a familiar, intimate ritual like a familiar household sound.

Nan Jack Sager

Short Quip Sparks Curious Exchange About a Striking Man

A brisk remark describes a stocky man as having killed a man with a single punch. The reply asks whether he is a boxer or a bartender, highlighting a sharp tease about his identity.

Too Much for Him in a Light Conversation

A thin-party member jokes about moving his boarding place as he finds the three course dinners too much for his digestion. His friend asks what the courses include and he quips that they are merely napkins ice water and toothpicks.

The Cook’s Book a Gift for Domestic Taste

A new book of 80 refined recipes by Mrs Janet McKenzie Hill of the Boston cooking school has appeared titled The Cook's Book. It offers delicious dishes and household tips with elegant illustrations. Send a 25 cent K C baking powder certificate to Dept 48 Jacques Mfg Co Chicago to receive free.

Janet McKenzie Hill Boston Cooking School K. C Jacques Mfg. Co Chicago

Salt in Ocean Lies and Six Proposals Flag a Feud

In a playful exchange, one character claims ocean salt could form a 500 mile cube, prompting a dig about truthfulness. The scene shifts to a quarrel where Totta Guph accuses Dora Hope of marriage proposals made repeatedly, exposing a ridiculous “whopper.”

Tommy Wrott Dora Hope Totta Guph

Across the Backyard Fence

A quote from a Chicago Tribune column features a sun bonnet woman warning she will sue for slander if accused of misdeeds, and a gingham apron woman defending her neighbor Mag Parkins with a vow to sue. The exchange captures small town friction and courtroom stakes in a sharp, humorous mood.

Mag Parkins Chicago Tribune

Convictes Exchange Location in Truro Prison Line

Fragmentary prison exchange dialogue mentions Convict 411 from Truro and Convict 44 serving for perjury. The text ends mid-sentence, offering no clear incident, date, or outcome to summarize.

Truro

Farm Industry Prosperity Outlines Strong 1908 Outlook

Agricultural prosperity fuels the economy amid a financial lull. The government cites 1908 farm product value at 8.5 billion dollars with farmers investing about 25 billion yielding high returns. Dairy, eggs, poultry and livestock values surge while farm stock and land utilization rise nationwide.

Root cellar construction for roots and vegetables guidance

Instructions describe building a root cellar partly underground with a floor dug sixteen inches deep. A twelve-inch wide foundation of Port is laid around the sides to support the structure and preserve produce.

Combined farm outputs match value of dairy and corn crops

The piece notes 6,000,000 farms yield a gross output of 1,500,000,000 dollars, averaging 1,416 dollars per farm annually and 118 dollars per month, with New England farms averaging 1,052 dollars each. It urges farm prosperity and unity among farmers while offering practical notes on farming methods and livestock care.

New England Goodall’s

Boston Greeting Sparks Classic Lingo Clash

DeWolf Hopper meets a Bostonian and insists on pronouncing been with a New York accent. The exchange highlights regional speech quirks. The Bohemian Mothers recommend Mrs Winslow's Boothing Syrup for teething children.

Boston DeWolf Hopper Hopper New York

Hat Size Dispute Sparks Storefront Exchange

A har store customer complains the hat bought yesterday is too small. The clerk confirms the sale and asks if the buyer reached home late, hinting at the time of day. An advertising fragment touts a nerve restorer from Dr B H Kline, with a Philadelphia address for a trial bottle.

Har Yonkera Statesman St. Vitus Ine B. H. Kline Arch St Philadelphia

Fiery speaker mocks bank guaranty scheme and gambling gum

A fiery orator warned against a bank guaranty scheme then deflected by asking if the slot machine would deliver a stick of chewing gum. His audience pressed him, leaving him completely nonplused before he shifted topics.

Chicago Tribune

Auld Scotchman Proposes Unlikely Marriage Plan

A Scots tale shows Napcy urged to wed another man to avoid almshouse life. Nancy refuses, asking about two husbands in heaven. Andy then suggests John Clemens, a kind man not in the kirk, as Nancy’s future spouse to keep her in heaven.

John Andy Nancy Johno Clemens The Kirk

Piles Cure Claim With Pazo Ointment Guarantee

The notice advertises Pazo ointment promising to cure piles itching bleeding or protruding within six to fourteen days with a money back refund option. The price listed is 60e.

Statue of Limitations Haunts Old Lady at Gallery

In a comic exchange an old woman asks for more marble figures while the attendant says all are accounted for. She then requests the statue of limitations, a nod to the husband’s frequent chatter.

Getting Back Misshapen Banter At Lodginghouse

A fragment from a Chicago Tribune page shows a flirtatious exchange where a mistress teases about time off and a girl asserts independence from lodge affiliations, reflecting urban social chatter of the period.

Norah Chicago Tribune

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