Versatile Private Sawtell Turns Tasks To Wins
Private Sawtell, famed around Manila as the army's most versatile man, fixed a horse shoe, cooked meals, barbered, wrote letters, repaired watches, and more. His wide skill set ends with a twist as the colonel reveals Sawtell will go to prison, boasting four years in Leavenworth.
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RIPE OLD AGE Parrot Ninety Five and Still Talkative
The fragment notes a parrot noted as ninety five years old and unusually green for its age, implying a long life and bright condition. It presents a humorous, quaint exchange highlighting the bird's age and vitality.
Bank President Warns Over Slipped Safe
A cashier urges quick retrieval of a dropped safe on the sidewalk, warning the bank president will object. Movers question the concern, asking where the president is, while the cashier notes he is under the safe.
Grand Uncle Killed on Scaffold Over Hangman Prior
A man killed by a fellow worker who pushed him from scaffolding receives payment. The assailant is linked to the hangman. The exchange suggests a motive tied to a prior role, with disbelief about compensation for murder.
Sewing Circle Needlecraft pattern order notice
Notice from Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept in Chicago asks customers to send 16 cents per pattern and include name address for Pattern 7320 cross stitch kitchen towels. Order form mentions four patterns with six motifs each and notes higher demand may delay fulfillment.
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Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept
W. Randolph St
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Okapi Wonders: Giraffe Head Zebra Legs Mystery Creature
Naturalists misbelieved all giants existed by 1900 when the okapi was found in Belgian Congo. The animal blends zebra legs giraffe head horse neck antelope body with oxlike tail and hoofs and a two foot blue tongue. Its skeleton resembles a 10 million year old Crete species.
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Belgian Congo
Crete
Mediterranean Sea
Household care tips for home, kitchen, and roof care
UnU Sea For sweeter music give your phonograph records a bath with warm water and mild soap. Before stuffing fowl wipe the inside thoroughly dry to avoid soggy stuffing. Place spices on a cookie sheet on a kitchen shelf and use it when cooking. Wrap valuables in dark cloth to prevent tarnish. If jewelry discolors skin apply colorless nail polish on the back after cleaning. Grease glass baking dishes to ease washing. Patch worn roof spots early to extend life. patching a well-worn roof is usually uneconomical.
Broadway Tragedy After Brother Falls Into Open Manhole
In a startling incident on Broadway, a man is reported drowned after slipping into an open manhole. Police say the fall appears accidental and no foul play is suspected. The victim’s identity is being withheld pending family notification.
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Joe
Broadway
Bill
No Resemblance Portrait Banter Between Artist and Patron
A witty exchange centers on painting a portrait. The client questions accuracy while the artist jokes that a good portrait would not feature the wife, hinting at guarded truth in a humorous conversation.
Cold Sober quip sparks debate on driving control
A humorous exchange between Cold Sober Harry and Jerry features a joke about control while driving. Jerry admits that with his wife in the back seat his self discipline wavers, prompting playful commentary on husband and wife dynamics during travel.
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Harry
Jerry
Jones and Smith Involved In Loud Domestic Incident
A domestic dispute is described with a flare of humor as Jones asks about a wife and a shooting sound while Smith confirms powder on a coat collar. The exchange suggests a comic misunderstanding rather than a serious crime.
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Jones
Smith
Remark on Recovery and Sharp Wit From Doctor's Note
Dialogue notes quick recovery after operation with praise for resilience. Brown mentions feeling better and Blue quips about a doctor highlighting vituperation powers. The exchange reads as light humor amid healing.
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Brown
Blue
Keep Your Glasses On Diner Cartoon Snappy Line
A diner exchange delivers a sharp humor beat about a bad grapefruit and a waiter promising a more shocking sight. The gag hinges on a visual pun and quick quip.
Hat spark causes domestic friction at home
A husband reacts to his wife showing a new hat with sharp sarcasm. The exchange ends with the husband calling it the last straw as they joke about fashion choices in a domestic setting.
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