How to Raise and Train Your Dog No 78
An instruction note on selecting a dog breed for different living spaces. It highlights working class dogs like Collies and Belgian Sheepdogs, praises German Shepherds for herding and guard roles, and promises AKC breed health and training insights. Readers are urged to send 25 cents for Booklet No 78 from Weekly Newspaper Service.
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New York
Woman Poses Amid Greek Ruins With Comic Car Warning
A holiday snapshot captures a woman before ancient temple ruins in Greece. She jokes not to move the car into the frame lest her husband think she drove into the site.
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Greece
Shoes Squeak in Harmony Boots Shop Punchline
In Harmony a bootshop manager asks Jodkins what’s the matter with a customer. The assistant admits he cannot help as the customer tries to CS two squeaky shoes in the same key. The scene lampoons insurance inquiries and a clerk’s worn patience.
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Jodkins
Bootshop
Hair tonic gift for the typist raises eyebrow
A man prepares to leave for the office when his wife presents a bottle of hair tonic. She explains it is for the typist whose hair is coming out badly on his coat, prompting a surprised reaction.
Smile Save and Serve for a New Year
A reflective New Year note urges writing a fresh page with action. It emphasizes gratitude for life, acknowledging failures, and sowing seeds of smiles and service to yield growth and consequence. The message concludes with a call to smile save and serve.
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Longfellow
Day's Mixup In New Year Dates Across Calendars
The article explains how New Year's Day was celebrated on different dates due to calendar reforms. It notes Gregory III’s 10 day removal from the Julian calendar, England adopting the Gregorian calendar in 1772, and how Jewish New Year varies from September 6 to October 4 in the Gregorian system. It also mentions Mohammedan dates lagging about 600 years behind the Gregorian due to the Prophet’s 622 AD migration.
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Europe
England
Gregory III
Mecca
Two Paths at the New Year From L D Stearns
The passage urges readers to choose between two life paths at the year's start. One leads to decline and weakness, the other to personal growth and higher achievement. Life welcomes those who act today with forward momentum toward a better tomorrow.
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L. D. Stearns
Chatham Island Begins New Year Celebrations
The year starts with the world’s first New Year celebration on Chatham Island, a British islet in the South Pacific near the 180th meridian. Residents, mostly Polynesian fishermen, greet the new year in proper style while the settlement lies 40 miles east of New Zealand.
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Chatham Island
South Pacific
Chatham
New Zealand
New Year's Day Calls Among American Belles
A historical account describes New Year's Day hospitality among young American women where men could visit without invitations. Barriers relaxed, conversations freer, mothers urged daughters to seek suitable matches. Yet a man staying over ten minutes was deemed a breach of propriety.
New Year Celebrations Acrosscultures and Calendars
The article traces New Year dates across civilizations. It lists Mohamedans October 17 Hebrews September Chinese early February and ancient Egypt Phoenicia Persia autumnal equinox September 21. It notes the Greeks shifted to winter solstice December 21 and Rome under Caesar moved from December 21 to January 1. March 25 appears in medieval Christendom and Anglo Saxon England kept December 25 until 1 January under Norman rule then moved to March 25 with Gregorian reform.
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Caesar
England
I Am Ready for You Year Ahead Says Edwin Markham
A quoted line from Edwin Markham declares an end to旧 years and a readiness for the future. The speaker speaks of leaving behind the dead and old, having mined the past, and turning to future prospects of wine and bread with a hopeful, defiant farewell.
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Edwin Markham
Progress Highlights From Various Historical Milestones
On New Year’s Day 1852 the first practical fire engine was tested. The cable across the Pacific was completed January 1, 1903. The Social Security Administration began in 1937. Amerigo Vespucci is said to have discovered the Bay of Rio de Janeiro in 1502.
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Pacific Ocean
Social Security Administration
Amerigo Vespucci
Bay of
Rio de Janeiro
The Coffee Order From A Man And His Dog
A man and his dog enter a restaurant and order coffee. The dog asks for the same drink with no cream or sugar. They drink and leave. A customer finds it strange, but the waiter notes many customers prefer coffee without additions.
Automatic Mixers Transform Farm Feed Making
The article explains how electricity enables automatic mixing on farms, coordinating with cribbing and grinding. A two ton mixer is shown on a Midwestern farm, with corn shelled, blown to a grinder, ground, and returned to the mixer for final blending before loading into a feed cart.
Soil management boosts yields and erosion control findings
University of Illinois Elizabethtown tests show manure lime and phosphate raise organic matter to 16 tons per acre, increase nitrogen and available nutrients, and reduce runoff. Heavy alfalfa clover and small grains protect soil, while rotations with legume grasses on 12 percent slopes improve water absorption. Contour farming strip cropping and terracing advised.
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University of Illinois
Elizabethtown Experiment Field
Three Major Problems Face Pork Producers
Michigan State college specialists warn 1948 plans face three obstacles. A short corn crop, a narrow corn hog ratio, and a stressed feed conservation program threaten sow breeding for spring pigs and could leave hogs short to consume the 1948 corn crop.
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Michigan State College
Backward Dealer Uses Harsh Letters To Collect Debts
A hardware supplier discovers a debtor copied its letters to his own late customers. The man explains he has been sending out the letters and collecting nearly all he was owed, prompting the supplier to hold back for a full series.
Desert buzzards comment on jet plane fire tail gag
Two buzzards watch a jet plane speed past leaving flame and smoke. One quips the bird would be in a hurry if its tail were on fire. The other agrees, jesting at the fiery tail as the jet disappears.
General Quiz Questions From ASK ME ANOTHER
A set of trivia prompts covers topics from baseball history Basque mountains circus elephant feeding costs biblical witches eyes growth in humans and river lengths. It asks which lineages divide populations and why the pangram sentence is used as a typing exercise.
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Saul
Red Cross
Language Exchange in a Bronx School Scene
A dialogue contrasts a New Lingo miss Jones and Mr Smith with casual greetings and school history. The speakers discuss attending Miss J- in Chawlston switching from a public school to a Bronx high school the first year in the new setting.
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Miss Jones
Mr. Smith
A Practical Way Balancing a Check Book Joke
A humorous exchange shows a wife balancing a check book by recalling checks while shopping and adding forty dollars to call it present balance. The husband questions the method and the wife replies with a cheerful dig about memory and budgeting.
Answers to trivia from The Stars of Brooklyn feature
The item lists multiple answers: Arthur Candy Cummings as a star, a horse named Endor, a Geneva cross, a 30 age split, eye growth facts, national accident statistics, rivers Missouri and Mississippi combined length 4,221 miles, and a pangram containing all alphabet letters.
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Brooklyn
Missouri
Mississippi
Public official’s lunch joke sparks office recall
A politically appointed worker in a large city finishes a meal and reads the paper when his wife reminds him to return to work. He responds that he briefly thought he was still in the office, highlighting the public life blur between duty and leisure.
Lecturer recalls American press remarks on his clothes
A returned lecturer quotes a friend who reacts to press critique that his clothes did not fit and that he was conceited. The friend dismisses the dressing critique as likely mistaken and offers consolation.
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England
United States
Fortunate Absence and A Fishing Tale
A neighbor passes Meezy and jokes about fishing luck. Meezy says shores were good but adds three bill collectors called while he was away, revealing a humorous yet telling moment about stranded creditors during his absence.
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Meezy
Out of Date Clara Any fashions in the paper
A light exchange in a domestic vignette shows a father telling his child the paper’s fashion items are from yesterday. The playful dialogue hints at a dated issue and an everyday family moment.
Sharp Tongues and Big Heads In Movieville Gossip
In Movieville two film fans discuss a mutual friend overheard in a scene. They remark she has developed a big head and claim she needs it to support her two faces. The exchange highlights sharp salon rhetoric among local cinephiles.
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Movieville
Labor Saving Machines Response Joke
A storekeeper jokes that labor saving machines will do half the work for you and the customer replies that it will take two, implying more work saved. The gag hinges on machines handling part of the workload and the customer opting for extra efficiency.
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