Dont Let Hypocrites Keep You From Church
A clergyman confronts a successful businessman about attending church. When asked for his reason he says there are many hypocrites there, to which the parson retorts there is always room for one more.
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Newspaper
Mount Dora Topic
Location
Mount Dora, Florida, United States of America
Date
Dec 10, 1942
Page
7
A clergyman confronts a successful businessman about attending church. When asked for his reason he says there are many hypocrites there, to which the parson retorts there is always room for one more.
A dialogue notes biblical reference to the Queen of Sheba traveling to Jerusalem with a very great train. The exchange questions the timing of railroads, then asserts ancient transport by a grand procession as described in scripture.
A playful dialogue between husband and wife features a claim of once sitting on a throne with a scepter and a retort about standing on the back porch and waving a rug beater. The banter suggests a domestic tease about status and chores in a light manner.
A playful dialogue scene depicts family chatter about creativity, politics, spelling, and skating. Characters Tom Betty Jerry John Jane and Mother interact with quips about presidents, stretchers, and six cylinder words, ending with a light note on persistence after falls.
A humorous exchange features a fresh guy proposing lovemaking, a Senorita signaling calling grandma, and a waiter quipping about pearl luck in oyster stew. Other snippets show a Grandma encounter, a door greeting, and a driver misdirected about Mudville Flats with wild mileage.
Henry recalls being furious after stumbling on a skunk, while Harry claims to have been equally angered. The exchange shows a heated moment between the two men.
Betty claims a mouse in the milk pail while her mother suspects. Betty insists she threw the cat in, sparking a playful difference. A quip about marriage and a playful flirtation thread appears among characters Betty Larry Harry and Anne in a domestic scene.
Mrs asks how to proceed while Mr guides with a playful prompt to imagine driving. The exchange hints at a teaching moment in a domestic setting using humorous weathering of new skills.
A brief quotation notes that self entitled men learn the world pays debts in the penitentiary or poorhouse. The line reflects a harsh view of unearned gain and consequences for laziness and entitlement.
Advertises Dr Caldwell’s Laxative Senna combined with Syrup Pepsin as a stomach friendly remedy for constipation. Claims to wake lazy nerves and muscles in the intestines and ease discomfort after meals with a pleasant taste for children. Encourages taking as directed and getting genuine Dr Caldwell’s.
A Samuel Johnson quote emphasizes quick forgiveness, valuing time and avoiding needless pain. The wise man acts swiftly to forgive, recognizing time as a precious resource.
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