Just Dissolved Engagement Over Clothes Cost And Pay
Two soldiers on leave talk about an engagement that ends abruptly after comparing clothing costs with the lieutenant’s pay. Misunderstanding and pride cause the breakup as they discuss money and gifts.
Cannot Determine Husband’s Income in Official Records
The quote reflects uncertainty over a husband’s earnings as the speaker admits lack of official confirmation. The remark hints at financial ambiguity within a marriage and raises questions about income disclosure and verification.
Fresh Air Fiend at boarding house alarm
A maid reports a new boarder plans a possible night departure. She overhears him tell a friend it is nice to open the window at night and throw one's chest out, prompting the landlady to fear an abrupt exit.
How to Erect a Flagpole Joke and Birthday Gag
A colonel tests officers with a 40 foot flagpole failure and orders simple obedience. The punch line is Youd say Sergeant get that flagpole up. Then a wry birthday exchange ends with Nothing as the gift, a pun on perception.
Brown Spells Out Name Using Peculiar Backed Letters
A phone operator asks for a name, Professor Brown responds with a playful spelling using unusual scientific terms B for Brontosaurus R for Rhizophoracae O for Opistobolan W for Willugbayae N for Nucifraga, then Brown.
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Stranger and boy exchange playful alarm bell vow
A brief, vivid exchange shows a stranger taunting a boy about reaching a bell and the boy responding with a warning to run. The dialogue captures a tense, almost theatrical moment in a street setting.
Better Each Bounce Grocer Cartoons Exchange
The bank returns Mrs. Smiths check and she muses on what to buy. Larry asks how many cows are in a pasture, and Harry notes one head per cow in plain sight.
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Laugh and grow fat and other political gag sketches
A humorous collection of short sketches features a U S senator and a gag speech about reform. It includes a pun about bread and butter and a backstage bluster about chloroform. Other bits cover acrobatics, a dog scent gag, a parachute joke, a Toonerville trolley rider, and a Boy Scout forest riddle.
Variety of Smart But Simple Curtains Pattern 7413
Pattern 7413 contains information for making curtains and drapes in varied styles. Due to high demand and wartime conditions, some orders take longer to fill. Send your order to the listed address.
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