Wrong Party Four in Irish Provncial Town
Four good friends met after many years in an Irish provincial town and visited an inn. They went to the railway station where three boarded the departing train, leaving the fourth man on the platform laughing as he realized he was meant to be seeing them off.
Russian Grass Aids Northwest Plains and Farmers
Crested wheat grass from Russia has transformed northern plains into valuable grazing land. It anchors soil, endures drought and cold, and is expanding as a staple in western spring wheat belts. Over 5.5 million acres planted. potential reach 20 million acres with suitability across states like Montana North Dakota Oregon Washington and Idaho.
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Washington
Russia
Great Plains
Agriculture Department
Spring
United States
Agricultural Adjustment Administration
C. B. Carter
AAA Western Division
Carter
Colorado
Dust Bowl
Southern Plains
Montana
North Dakota
Oregon
Idaho
England Tops Nations for American Travel Spending in 1938
The Department of Commerce reports Americans spent 130 million dollars in Europe in 1938 with the United Kingdom receiving 35 million. Germany France and Italy followed in order. Sweden the Netherlands Switzerland Ireland Norway and Poland also had notable receipts while no other country surpassed four percent of total expenditures.
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England
Washington
United Kingdom
United States
Department of Commerce
Europe
Germany
France
Italy
Sweden
Netherlands
Switzerland
Ireland
Norway
Poland
Building Permits Signal Strong U S Construction Gains
Washington reports marked gains in construction activity from building permits. March residential permit valuations rose 70 percent over March 1938, with six of nine regions up more than 50 percent. Non residential buildings up 31 percent and alterations and repairs up 11 percent.
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Washington
Frances Perkins
Middle Atlantic
East North Central
South Atlantic
West South Central
Mountain and
Pacific
Perkins
Boy Wins Doll Contest in Lorain Ohio
In a doll contest with 400 children, John Crompp won with a Japanese Geisha girl doll taking first in the nationality group.
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Lorain
Ohio
John Crompp
Just a Little Just a Little
A young policeman on his beat orders a Rolls Royce out of a cul de sac. The driver argues the street is a cul de sac, but the officer remains firm that there is no parking there.
Hat Nearly Delights Theatergoer Despite Frightful Style
A theater scene features Miss Thompkinson wearing a striking hat. An onlooker compliments the hat while admitting difficulty praising the wearer, noting the hat's extravagant appearance and the delays in preparation.
Harvest Oats Joke From Missouri Farmer
A Missouri farmer wakes his new hired man at 4 a m and asks about their plans. The man asks if the oats are wild, and the farmer replies they are not, so they must sneak up on them in the dark.
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Missouri
One Sure Remedy for the Seaside Glare
Jim warns about the glare at the seaside resort and suggests wearing smoked glasses as a remedy. The exchange shows frustration with the vacation spot and the need for eye protection against bright light.
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Tom
Jim
Hungry Billy Provokes Quick Dinner Reply
An anecdote recalls Billy rushing in before meals to declare hunger. His mother replies that his hunger is expected and dinner is being prepared. The tale highlights a child’s appetite and a mother’s steady routine.
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Billy
When the Frost Is on the Pump Kin Poetic Moment
A young man with premature gray asks a girl on a pier about poetry. She notes the moment recalls a poem title. He inquires the poem’s name, prompting her cryptic reply about "When the Frost Is on the Pump kin."
Yes We Have No Bananas Exchange
A playful music store moment centers on a customer asking if the shop has the song Yes We Have No Bananas. The clerk responds that they indeed have no such song, turning the quip into a lighthearted exchange.
Hat Lovers Debate Ends in Bold Sale
A lighthearted exchange about a hat sparks a plan to sell the item as worn, with humor highlighting a domestic debate. The dialogue notes the wearer’s preference and odd alignment, prompting a practical sale decision.
Wage Slave and the Pitcher’s Prethrow Tricks
Jane asks why the pitcher makes odd motions before delivery while George contends he adds these feints to show the manager he earns his salary. The contrast highlights workplace performance and incentives in the club.
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Jane
George
Not a Bed of Roses Picnic Punchline
A woman, with five children, occupies a car seat. A gentleman offers his seat and asks if the children are hers or part of a picnic. She snaps that they are all hers and it is no picnic.
No Title from Fractured Quote in Asylum Dialog
A fragment from a 19th or early 20th century newspaper dialogue shows a visitor asking about patient troubles in an asylum and a response claiming patients are busy writing movie scenarios. The item highlights humor or satire typical of period chatter.
Decorative Angels for Sheets and Pillow Cases Pattern
Decorative angels in simple stitchery suit guest linens with options Good Morning and Good Evening. Pattern 6348 includes seven motifs from 4% by 16% inches to 3% by 9% inches with crochet edging, directions, charts, and material lists. Send 15 cents to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept New York for the transfer pattern.
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Sewing Circle
Household Arts Dept
W. 14Th St
New York
N. Y
Bananas Introduced as Novelty at Philadelphia Exposition
A Collier's Weekly note recalls that sixty years ago bananas were rare in the United States with most citizens having never tasted them. They were showcased at the Philadelphia Centennial Exposition in 1876, sold in tin foil for ten cents each as novelties.
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Collier’s Weekly
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic Advertised for Malaria
A vintage ad promotes Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic as a proven remedy for malarial chills and fever. It claims to combine tasteless quinidine and iron, offering quick relief and a general health boost. The message urges immediate purchase at drugstores and recommends the large size for value.
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Grove
Empty Task Proverb Reflects on Silence and Time
A reflective line on those with little to say who nonetheless fill time with silence. It contrasts effort in speech with the value of meaningful action.
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Lowell
The Better Way to Correct Constipation
A health advertisement promotes Kellogg's All Bran as a preventive treatment for constipation. It argues prevention through diet, cites lack of bulk as cause, and states All Bran provides needed bulk when eaten daily with water. Kellogg's in Battle Creek markets the cereal sold by grocers.
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Kellogg's
Battle Creek
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