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Newspaper

Montezuma Enterprise

Location

Montezuma, Indiana, United States of America

Date

Apr 10, 1913

Page

7

Blue Sky Promoters and a Hamless Sandwich Tale

Postmaster General Hitchcock cites a blue sky promoter convicted of fraud and compares his mine to a railway sandwich with no ham. A patron at the marble bar challenges the absence of ham as the joke lands in a long, wary exchange.

Blue Sky Hitchcock New York Tribune

Proposer Delayed by Fear of Haste in Chicago Belle

A gentleman in Chicago three days teased by delays. He asked about proposing after three days of acquaintance. She replied that one should not postpone what should have been done yesterday.

Chicago

Masquerade Ball Exchange Delights Hidden Revelations

A ballroom scene captures a compliment on a disguise and a playful surprise as guests ask about unmasking. The exchange centers on admiration for the costume and the moment of revelation during the masquerade.

Maybe Advice And A Promise From An Old Proverb

A compact reflection notes that a man who minds his own affairs will gain true friends and perhaps climb the golden stairs at life’s end, suggesting quiet virtue brings rewards.

The Weary World Quip on Mixon and Marriage

A brief quip from Woman's World mocks Mixon and marriage. The speaker jokes that his fiancée is demanding, noting that keeping such a wife requires much effort and “winding.”

Economic reform advocate seeks tariff changes

An energetic man calls for quick tariff reform, unsure of exact objections but confident several changes could aid his line of business. He asserts the tariff should be modified to help industry.

Parody Dialogue on Votes for Women Parade Approval

A humorous exchange features Mr Growcher declaring approval of a votes for women parade. He jokes the event will be the first function his wife attends in years without him worrying about her costume costs.

Mr. Growcher

So You Are Going To Be A Suffragette

In a brief exchange a husband asks if his wife will vote. She answers not exactly, but marching in a parade would be splendid exercise and she looks forward to participating in public events.

Judge Questions Loaning Wombat Over Quarter

Fragmentary remarks show a judge questioning why someone offered a loan of two quarts, debating the value of the small loan and whether it mattered to establish a point. The dialogue reveals hesitation and a focus on the amount.

Bargain Dialogue Sparks Hint of Influence Offer

A brief exchange shows Cholly proposing help to win his sister in exchange for about 25 cents, prompting Johnny to wonder if it could work and indicating the informal negotiation of influence.

Cholly Johnny

Not the Same Jones Upset by Level Head Remark

When told he had a level head Jones objected and the speaker called Jonesy’s head flat. The exchange centers on the insult and Jones’s reaction.

Jones Jonesy

Mother Wins Pie Bet at Dinner Table

At dinner the hostess offers more pie to William who already had two. The family laughs as Frank proclaims Mother’s a winner for predicting William would eat more. The exchange captures a light, playful moment from Harper's Bazar.

William Little Frank Harper’s Bazar

Telling a Turkey's Age Joke

Casey claims teeth determine a turkey’s age while Pat doubts, then admits the bird has no teeth. The gag hinges on Casey’s quirky misdirection about “oO” teeth.

Casey Pat

Ice Expands in Cold and Contracts in Heat

A classroom riddle asks what expands when cold and contracts with heat. The teacher confirms the answer is ice, prompting children to guess aloud in unison.

Ice

Long Hyphen Marriage Sparks Name Change

A playful exchange notes a couple’s marriage linking their names with a hyphen. Patrice remarks on the trend as the rich spouse influences a new surname style.

Patience Patrice

Speech Echoes From The Directory

A witty exchange questions the originality of Hubert Bacon-Was’s speech as someone suggests it may have come from a directory. The remark implies a sourced lineage for the speech. The dialogue captures a moment of literary humor in a casual setting.

Hubert

Dust in His Eyes Lets Man Escape Con Stable

The passage notes a man claiming he escaped from the con stable by quickly throwing dust in his pursuer’s eyes. The brief exchange centers on how he managed to flee the scene.

Family Flame Burns Budget and Boundaries

A fragment shows a quarrel over punishment within a family. The speaker cites a father's anger leading to reduced allowance, while a reply notes worse punishment already occurred. No names or dates are provided.

Chimney The Only Smoker Among Boarders

A humorous remark contrasts resident boarders with the house’s policy. The speaker asks if boarders may smoke inside, and the reply humorously limits the allowance to only the chimney.

Fragmentary Poker Thoughts Reveal Society Mention

Scattered lines reference Benton and a Society for the Prevention of Cruelty, with fragmentary dialogue about joining and discussing eight tom. words and conversation. The incomplete OCR leaves uncertainty about context or names.

the. “Society Anfmgis

Canada Wins Again in Western Grain Trophy Contest

Canada wins for the second time the $1,500 silver trophy from Colorado for best peck of data grown by J. C. Hill & Sons at Lloydminster Saskatchewan. The article notes Western Canada superiority in oats wheat barley and flax and mentions Manitoba cattle winning a Chicago steer championship. It discusses mixed farming growth and government agents offering free information in the U S. It ends with geological notes from the Canadian North railroad project Mount Royal once an active volcano and a glacier-carved Ste. Monique heading.

Canada West Colorado Columbus Ohio J. C. Hill & Sons Lloydminster Saskatchewan U S. C Hill & Sons of Hill & Sons Western Canada Manitoba Alberta Chicago United States Mount Royal Canadian Northern Railway Laurentian Mountains St. Lawrence River Ste. Monique Street

Castoria and Mother Remedies Ad Endorsements

An ad reel touts Castoria as a safe infant remedy with a long signature claim and notes Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for children to ease feverishness teething and digestion. It claims 22 years of use and invites samples and stationery from A S Olmsted of Le Roy New York.

Fletcher Gray A. S. Olmsted le Roy Adv

Untitled excerpt hints at health pills and education debate

Fragment mentions Dr Pierce's Pills as a remedy and contrasts youth education with experience. Mentions Blinks and Amile in a casual dialogue about retirement from business and personal vitality. Speech resembles ad style and opinion notes from a historical column.

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