Patchwork of quips and quotes from papers across decades
A collage of wry maxims, snatches of editorials, and clipped comments from various newspapers. It blends aphorisms on actors, fashion, and society with local notes on schools, editors, and moral commentary, citing Detroit Free Press, Yonkers Statesman, Atchison Globe, and Archbishops. The tone is reflective and pithy, tracing cultural mood through scattered excerpts.
Saddle horses to debut season of 1904 at Monroe City
The high class saddle horses will begin the 1904 season at the south end of Main Street in Monroe City. Gloster is recognized as a leading breeder and Missouri Demark among the best combined horses in Missouri. Last fall at nine shows in gaidle harness and model rings he earned six blue ribbons and three red.
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Roy Meriwether
Monroe City
Monroe County
Mercury
Main Street
Gloster
Missouri Demark
Missouri
Shelbina
Palayra
Springfield
Sedalia
Dr. Mc Nutt
Vp Head & Stud
Injured Arm Willie Watts Seeks Care After Poison Infection
Willie Watts son of John Watts near Cincinnati wrenched elbow while driving fence posts. He sought treatment in the city where Dr. Miles found local blood poison. Five coons, a month old, were caught by Hugh A. Ford and sold to Hawkins & Melson for 50 cents each. one coon had no hind legs.
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Willie
John Watts
Cincinnati
Miles
Hugh A. Ford
Hawkins & Melson
Portraits of Small Town Characters
A Perry Enterprise observation lists varied town figures including a liar a sponger a smart Alec a giggling girl a weather prophet feuding neighbors a tattling woman a know-it-all man loafers and a boy who cuts up in church Also noted are a few meddlesome women a staring thing and habitual borrowers with remarks about women The piece captures local quirks in brisk survey style.
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Perry Enterprise
Suffragette Lecturer Declares Votes for Women Joke
A suffragette lecturer wins hearty response with a sharp quip about voting rights. She notes she has no vote but her groom does and jokes that asking her husband to exercise the franchise would elicit a puzzled reply about which horse.
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John
Eva Fitzpatrick and Burris L Turner wed at Indian Creek
Last Tuesday evening at Rev Fr Cooney's residence in Indian Creek, Miss Eva Fitzpatrick and Burris L Turner were married. The bride, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Richard Fitzpatrick, and the groom, son of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Turner, were surrounded by friends who wish them happiness in their married life.
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Fr. Cooney
Indian Creek
Eva Fitzpatrick
Burris L. Turner
Richard Fitzpatrick
Mrs
Frank Turner
Local visitors and residents listed in city notes
Miss Mackey Lee of Ely visited friends in the city. Jobo Campbell was a business visitor in Shelbina on Thursday. Miss Tomy Ely went to Troy to judge a piano recital Thursday. Mrs. G. R. Ford spent the latter part of last week with Shel bina relatives. Grace French returned home to Quincy after a millinery season with Miss Etta Bodkins in the city.
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Miss Mackey Lee
Ely
Jobo Campbell
Shelbina
Tomy Ely
Troy
G. R. Ford
Etta Bodkins
Grace French
Quincy
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Sis Hopkin
Rose Melville
Mary
Green
Detroit Free Press
Thomson
Bacon
Egbert
Yonkers Statesman
Washington Star
Sunflower Philosophy
G. L .Coleman
Hadith Nichols
Ella Gentry
Marie Sweeney
Myra, Lewis
Lena Evans
Bess Bristow
Rosa Mae Smith
Dora Halleck
India Griffith
Georgia Vaughn
Minnie Headberg
Edna Smith
Prof. Bell
Harrisonville
Am Aleraon
Boonville
Ben Deer‘ing
Rampart
St. Louis
John J. Glennon
Jim Christian
South Side
North Side
Denmark
Texas
Oklahoma
W. S. ST. George
Gene
St. Louis. Mo
Monroe City Saddle Stock Farm
A. W. Miles
Ofice
Brown
Alvar, Ely
Monroe City, Mo
Graduate Jones School
Chicago
RK. F. D. No
FL & M
Jeffersonians
THE
Thomson, Ga
Streans
Bath
and Robert 0. Lubins
Rensseleur
Thomas Hulse
the Democrat