Dont kiss the baby Wait till she ETOWS up
A collage of wry quips and brief notes from The Marshfield Times includes jokes about law like a kimono, prunes in theology, a 150,000 candie power light, and a Hamilton county Ohio well delivering both fresh and salt water. It references Gertrude Woker, Boni de Castellano, Mother Stewart, and a jury excuse in Terrell Texas.
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Geological Survey
Hamilton County
Ohio
Pigeon care to pasture and stock management tips
Rural guidance covers breeding, feeding, and cattle care. Advice stresses balanced stock management, dairy cow milk yields, calf health, orchard upkeep, and humane horse handling. Practical notes address silos, fruit packing, weather, and fair conduct. Enthusiastic, period voice cites farm practices, insurance, and agricultural wisdom from Kansas to Illinois.
New York Life Sees Half Year Premiums Top Seventy Million
New York Life Insurance Company reports more than 70 million in paid business in the half year ending June 30. The law limits annual writing to 150 million, yet the company appears near the cap, aided by prior headway and the Armstrong investigation. Policyholder payments totaled 21,060,761, split nearly evenly between death claims and living policy maturities and dividends. This reflects modern life insurance as saving for old age and support for families.
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New York Life Insurance Company
New York Life
Armstrong
Ite
Conpanys
Modesty and Mischief at the Ballpark
Abou Ben Adbern, noted for his modesty, comments on a young season while claiming luck and a low batting percentage. He receives roses from admirers, steps to the plate, strikes out, dodges a lemon from a disgruntled spectator, then returns to the bench.
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Abou Ben Adbern
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A Trouble Maker Towne Etching Mixup Causes Frustration
A fragmentary exchange shows Towne and Browne arguing over an etching sent by a supposed friend Dubley. Browne resents the gift and claims his wife rearranged all pictures in the parlor, accusing Dubley of being no friend. The dialogue reflects social friction over gift etiquette and household disruption.
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Towne
Dubley
Browne
Unkind Advice from Ally Sloper Dialogue
Two Irishmen share a wry exchange over thoughts while dining. Pat muses about how he might carry clothes on wings after death, while Mike retorts that he should imagine getting his hat over his horns on the other side.
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Pat
Mike
Ally Sloper
Grape Nuts Ad Promotes Pre Digested Starch
An old advertisement extols Grape Nuts cereal as the best form of starch, claiming pre digested sugar conversion aids quick blood and tissue formation. It argues against vegetarianism due to life removal, touts phosphate of potash from grains, and asserts ten days of use proves the claim.
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Wellville
Pre
Fruit Express Trolley Cuts Fruit Haul Time Across Orchards
A Benton Harbor to Chicago electric trolley line eases fruit transport by loading baskets and barrels directly from orchards onto cars. The system reduces horse and wagon hauling, cuts travel to the market, and speeds shipments to commission men in Chicago with multiple daily trips.
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Benton Harbor
Mich
St. Joseph River
E'Elock Ig
Chicago
Commission
Chi
Apeil
Cage
Rat
The Sheep Banker Visits a Farm Sheep Ranch Investment Tale
A comic tale recounts a portly sheep banker visiting a farm to view a sheep factory investment. He trips down a hay chute, is calmed by a hired man, loses coats and cravat, and departs with a mortgage on the home to avoid publicity, vowing to shun sheep men.
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Sheen
Ear
Charlotte Whitney
Water needs vary by crop in western tests
Different cultivated crops use different amounts of water. An experimenter in the west ranked crops from most to least water use as potatoes, oats, wheat, corn, sugar beets, old alfalfa, red clover, timothy, and English rye grass. Understanding moisture needs will aid using scarce western water.
Protect Trees from Sovers Using Cement Mixture
Old advice advocates applying a cement and skim milk mix to tree roots, six inches below ground and one foot above, with a second thin coat. The mixture forms a protective stone-like layer, also guarding feet from rabbit and mouse gnawing.
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