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A fragmentary page from Marble Hill Missouris Marble Hill Press Alll & Chandler publishers features a stream of witty observations and satirical quips. It comments on fashion corsets privacy and social trends with mock aphorisms and topical jests referencing figures like Commodore Peary and Rojestvensky while joking about Niagara Falls seals and glass houses.
Parson Refuses Wedding Fees Over Moral Grounds
A Kansas pastor declines charging fees for a wedding, saying it is wrong to profit from others mistakes, as reported by the Kansas City Star.
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Virginia youth fined for kissing against will faces inquiry
A Virginia young man fined $20 for kissing a girl against her will contemplates the sum as a fair price. He argues the incident was worth the penalty, while local peers weigh the implications of the court action and social norms.
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Lipton recounts yacht accident with horse causing capsize
Yachtsman Lipton describes the incident as his horse jerks, the saddle tilts to starboard, and Lipton is thrown overboard during the voyage. The account emphasizes the suddenness of the mishap and Lipton’s account of events aboard.
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Doctor joins Sage against typhoid in vacation warning
In a striking alliance, New York physician backs Uncle Russell Sage in opposing what he calls the deadly vacation typhoid spread. The warning pairs public health concern with urging restraint during holiday travel and leisure.
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New York
Woman deserts husband after advance pay draw
A woman at Camilen deserted her husband the other day after drawing his monthly pay in advance. The incident sparks reflection as some people still view the Inquisition as cruel.
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Sensation Claim Sparks Paris Living Tale
An able correspondent reports a New York man and his wife living happily together in Paris under dramatic headlines and sensational framing. The piece implies an unexpected domestic arrangement as a notable story from the Atlantic to Paris.
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California robber poses for photo after burglary
A controversial incident in California ends with a robber posing briefly for a photo taken by a Philadelphia girl after the theft. The scene drew attention as witnesses described the surprising calmness and unusual behavior during the crime.
Matrimony Misgivings Stirred In Minnesota Man
An unreadable clipping notes a Minnesota man faced with marriage chose death over wedlock. The snippet suggests society warned against matrimony and hints at social pressures around union.
Nashville Man With Hands Twelve Inches
A fragment from a Nashville scene hints at a man with notably long hands, drawing a sigh of envy from a lithe pianist as she practices and aims for higher octaves.
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Money tally shows US treasury mass counted in days
It took twenty-five expert money counters sixty-seven days to count the treasury funds with a peak daily haul of 120 tons of silver, illustrating the US government's substantial reserves and paying capacity.
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Mexican woman Missed $9000 mine sale scheme
A San Francisco iis patch reports Mrs Pernnin Sarras, an elderly Mexican woman, received 9000 dollars from a syndicate for a mine she owned. The syndicate plans to press the sale to a buyer for 1000 dollars, aiming to push the deal forward.
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Suit Seeks 20000 From Woman Refusing Marriage
In St Louis a young mother sues a girl for 20000 claiming she refused to be his wife. The case highlights social tensions as the plaintiff doubts fairness but notes friends believe she received a proposal.
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Deserted bride tale reaches Chicago police
A garbled report tells of a snide desertion two days after marriage. The rumor names TL as the sixth husband who vanished. Her consolation is she may live to be rescued another day.
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Bank founder author faces rapid bank expansion
A writer of Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch supposedly launches a bank venture, with the author-and-a-half figure starting a bank-and-a-half in a year and a half. If so, ten banks could be started by the publisher in about six and two thirds years, assuming linear scaling.
Russian in New York Fails to Bring Wife Home
A Russian resident in New York sent passage money to the old country for his wife but the mother in law arrived instead. The ensuing scene was described as unwrittenable, suggesting that even mother in law jokes cannot capture the worst yet to come.
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Franklin biography edition to span ten volumes
A library edition of the life and writings of Benjamin Franklin is announced for publication in ten volumes. The author of the Autobiography and Poor Richard’s Almanack maintained a busy pen in compiling the work.
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Bridal Plot in the Summer Palace Continues
In a tense scene at the Summer Palace, Princess Margaret taunts Maurice von Lynar as Father Clement maneuvers the bridal conspiracy. The trio schemes on who will marry whom as high officials plot to keep secrets, while Maurice and Margaret exchange guarded affections amid looming danger and a royal wedding.
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The Sparhawk and the Princess of Courtland
A priest questions the disguised Duchess Joan of Courtland’s secretary Maurice von Lynar about how the Princess Margaret grew to favor him. He reveals the tangled web of mistaken identities, loyalties, and schemes among Courtland factions as floods stir Baltic counsel.
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Character the Handmaid of Culture at Wellesley Graduation
Dr. Donald Sage Mackay of New York preached at Memorial chapel on Character, the Supreme Attainment of Life. He contrasted character with reputation, calling character the priestly vestments of the soul and a product of line, faith, prayer, and conscience shaping souls through experience. He likened life to a world shop and people as sculptors using tools from God.
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Explanation of Sing a Song of Sixpence by Rev John Howard
The Reverend explains the nursery rhyme as a folk lore allegory. He interprets the four and twenty blackbirds as the hours in a day, the world as the pie, the sky as the crust, the sun as the king, moonlight as the queen, the day dawn as the industrious maid, and sunset as the bird that ends the tale.
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Eccentric Depositor Narrates Bank Trust Debt Tale
The Wilkes-Barre banquet tale from H A Fuller recounts a wealthy middle aged depositor who overdrew by 50 dollars and balked at repayment. He argued that since he trusts the bank with his funds there is no need for formal notification or pressure. The anecdote underscores depositor confidence and bank duty in handling overdrafts.
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Buffalo Enquirer
Bear Tries to Lift Deer From Water
W M Kennedy, a longtime lumberman, recounts a MaCalloway River incident where a bear grabbed a live deer by the head and clung with claws. The deer swam to shore dragging the bear but fell into a log boom trap. the bear struggled to reach land and was dispatched by Kennedy.
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Had the Theory All Right Hot Air Magazine Preview
Editor applauds the article explaining the financial solution and determination behind it. Contributor begs for an advance payment, citing poverty and hunger while awaiting the magazine’s next issue.
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Hat Theft Sparks Small Business Jest
In a light exchange Crimsonbeak jokes about his wife taking money from Johnnie to buy a new hat. Yeast remarks on the act, and Crimsonbeak laments the money was meant for a fishing trip, highlighting a domestic misdeed in a humorous turn.
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Dowie Stricken By Paralysis Seeks Mexico Succession
Alexander Dowie of Zion suffers a sudden paralysis and travels toward Mexico. He attributes illness to overwork and declares intent to appoint a successor as head of the Christian Catholic Apostolic Church of Zion. Dowie writes farewell words amid fading strength and hopes to recover to address followers with certainty of mind. The voyage and message were kept secret until now.
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Wall Street Scandal Over 2600000 Bank Heist Details
A New York City securities theft targets City National Bank with a forged Hanover National check for 2600000, tied to Pearl & Co. brokers at 27 William Street. Investigators trace a private loan scheme involving a stranger posing as a broker, with no suspect identified yet.
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Vineless potatoes exhibition at county fair in Great Falls
An inventor demonstrates a vineless potato method in a box eight feet square. Layers of potatoes are planted in soil and stacked with three inch and deeper layers. He claims the device could be built to any height, enabling harvests of new potatoes for market year round in any climate.
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Control Shingle Output in Seattle Mills
The shingle mills bureau organized in Seattle to control Washington red cedar shingles output. About fifty percent of the state's total output was represented. A resolution advised closing mills during December and January.
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Baltimore structural workers strike over pay rise demand
In Baltimore 312 draw workers on four haree youthtines were ordered out by a local union official. They had been paid 4.0 dollars for eight hours but demanded 4.50 dollars.
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Witte Made a Count in St Petersburg
M Witte has been raised to the rank of count in St Petersburg amid reports that the peace treaty signing will be delayed until week’s end due to the emperor’s absence.
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White Woman Weds Negro in Magnolia Pronouncement
In Magnolia Mississippi Dessie Perkins a white woman was sentenced to years in the penitentiary for marrying and living with a Black man named Brown Judge Wilkinson lamented the punishment could not be heavier reflecting on the interracial marriage case and the sentence imposed.
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Change of Venue Granted in Perryville Bribery Case
Judge Lea grants change of venue from Little Rock to Perryville in the Capitol bill bribery indictment involving Senator Butt of Carroll county accused of offering 3100 to Senator Adams of Grant county. Perryville, Perry county, becomes the trial site.
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Volcano Eruption Wrecks Coffee Plantations in Asia?
In Mazatlan Nicaragua reports say the Santiago volcano erupts violently pouring water and hot rocks over a wide area. At the Corinth port officials state millions of coffee trees have been destroyed by boiling water striking them.
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Bank dynamiting gang hunted after Eldorado raid
Posse fails to locate four men who dynamited a bank at Eldorado Louisiana, securing $3,000 and escaping after exchanging gunfire with citizens.
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Town real estate blaze in Thomas Oklahoma blamed on dog
A dog overturned a lamp in a Thomas real estate office starting a fire that damaged multiple properties listed in the report. The blaze affected a Mayfield dive shop Turner Mercantile Company Jok Smith residence Clawson's barber shop Worley Bros real estate office Randall's photo factory and Mrs J K Moore's millinery store with losses totaling about FAO in unspecified currency.
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Wrenton Rail Station brawl during trial injures several
At Wrenton Missouri a trial interruption in the railway station waiting room led witness Mrs D B F Wratt to strike a defense party member. The altercation sparked a melee among officers and bystanders, leaving five with black eyes and many more hurt as furniture was smashed.
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W Barlow v Royal Arcanir Supreme Council ruling
The court held that the Supreme Council was within its rights to implement changes and that those changes were binding on the plaintiff W Barlow. The restraining action was denied and the defendants were affirmed in their legal authority.
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St. Petersburg Signs Franco Russian Commercial Convention
The Franco Russian commercial convention was signed in St. Petersburg and becomes effective March 1, 1906. The agreement outlines trade terms between the two nations and marks a milestone in early 20th century diplomacy.
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Berlin Cholera Toll Rises With Fresh Cases
The official bulletin issued Friday reports nine new cholera cases and two deaths in the past day ending at noon. Total figures reach 183 cases and 66 deaths in the city.
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Carnegie urges Anglo French American alliance for world peace
The Echo de Paris prints a piece signed by Andrew Carnegie advocating a three nation alliance of the United States France and Great Britain to safeguard global peace and deter conflict.
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Millionaire William R Travers Dies by Self Inflicted Shot
New York reports the death of William R Travers a millionaire and son of the famed wit and Wall Street operator of the same name. He shot himself in his Madison Avenue apartment. The incident is described as inexplicable and shocking given his youth health and wealth.
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Panama Canal Costly Toy Stirred by Hill
James J. Hill calls the Panama Canal an expensive toy in a sweeping critique. Floods and winds devastate Missouri Valley crops, while Oral G. Thomas, a 3-year-old Kansas City boy, receives a preacher licensing amid unusual public notices. Federal drug policy takes effect in December, with Illinois health officials issuing ultimatums and Missouri inspectors tasked to enforce the new rules.
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Lighting in Country Homes via Acetylene Lamps
The article champions calcium carbide derived acetylene lighting for rural homes over candles and kerosene. It explains simple water–driven production, small portable generators, safe clean flame, and easy installation in cellars or outbuildings, urging every rural resident to adopt acetylene illumination for better, brighter light.
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Lochinvar Net in It. A Jersey man eloped with a village belle in an automobile, and the sorrowful father, mounted on a horse, was hopelessly distances. They do things better now than in Lochinvar days. New York Herald. A sturgeon invents a loud whistle to aid soldiers when wounded and needing attention.
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Restored Hair Through Cuticura Soap and Ointment
A New York man describes severe scalp trouble and hair loss, resolved after using Cuticura Soap and Ointment. He reports the humor vanished and hair restored to health, continuing to use the products as a scalp dressing. Signed by Fred Busche of New York City.
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Agile Flea Versus Jumping Mouse in Desert Feats
The flea records high agility with near ten miles per hour movement. It could keep leaping without fatigue, yet it lags behind the African desert jumping mouse which clears ten feet per jump at eight hundred feet per second.
Ringed birds to be killed for study in Prussia
A vorrel warte in Ros siten eastern Prussia will trap birds for observation and attach small rings to their feet. After marking, birds may be killed anywhere and their feet sent to the directors for study.
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Washington era officers wore ruffed shirts and red sashes
The period of the confederation saw troops retaining Revolutionary uniforms. Washington staff wore ruffed shirts red sashes and worsted gloves. Cavalry featured brass helmets with white horsehair. In 1792 infantry and artillery officers used saber formed swords.
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Pest pencil trade uses vast cedar wood supply
The article notes an enormous annual cedar wood consumption for pencil making, about 4.00 acres cut yearly, with 2.00 acres in Florida. It mentions around forty pencil factories operating in Hawaria, illustrating the scale of the industry and its regional concentration.
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Grape-Nuts Food Restores Health Claims
A Missourian woman suffering from chronic stomach troubles credits Grape-Nuts with easing heart burn gas and digestion. After months of poor nutrition she used the product and reports weight gain from 98 to 116 pounds, stronger health, and renewed ability to perform housework. A ten days trial is suggested by Postum Co. Battle Creek Michigan. There's a reason.
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