Fragmented 1900s Nonsense and News Snippets
A garbled Pierre edition of mixed anecdotes and headlines from a turn of the century paper. It references wealth, divorce by mail, political violence in Porto Rico, royal intrigues, and social commentary, with stray remarks on Europe prosperity and colonial affairs.
Icebound mystery clan tale of Paul Millett
Clarence Berry and old miner Glum Ralston rescue Paul Millett believed lost after being stranded in the woods. Amid ice and hunger Millett reveals a past as Cracklash, pursued by Theodore Lackland and Laura Keen. The party plans to extract Millett while nursing him back to health as a dramatic rescue unfolds under a stormy sky.
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Paul Millett
Clarence
Rablon
Metiakabtia
Himerif
Paul—Pauluts Paull
Ethel
Ralston
Crecklash
Cracklash
Mate
Glam Ralston
Yulon
Crackland
St. Paul
Lum
Pan
Clarence Berry
Witch Doctor Charged With Fraud After Fake Cure
An Irish farmer known as a witch doctor was charged with obtaining money by false pretenses from Moore, who paid for a supposed cure. The man demanded 12 shillings for preliminaries and gold coins for the full cure, subjected Moore to a torturous ritual, then claimed success but warned against digging up the site. Police later searched the burial spot but found no coins. The prisoner is held for trial.
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Orton Scusl
Come
Ogniway
Ireland
Moore
Chapter Kiv Kate for Harmony in a Snowbound Cabin
Morning breaks over a snowstorm as Kate warms the patient with broth in a small cabin. The bedridden man whispers asking where he is, and Kate replies she does not know, only that they are somewhere far from home.
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Kate
Loaded for the Lecturer Guests at Convivial Dinner
Prof Edward Howard Griggs of Stanford was guest of honor at a Boston dinner club. He planned to read a paper published in Overland Monthly, but the room echoed his words as members held proof and read along in unison.
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Edward Howard Griggs
Orly
Stanford
Boston
Biset
Gii
Griggs
Overland Monthly
San Francisco News
The Boy Philosopher Faces Fixed Despotism
A young boy, a budding philosopher, feels the rights of boyhood ignored by grown ups. He endures hunger and injustice, conceives revolt against Fate, and vents his bitterness that even a hired man would react to such neglect. His protest marks a rare awakening amid oppression.
Uptown school humor and a geography lesson twist
A New York Town report recalls a playful classroom moment where a pupil asks about compass and a teacher’s confident answer, a tale shaded by local tradition. The piece also quotes Uncle Peebles on vacations and a Chicago Tribune remark about men under the influence.
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New York
Jobo
Doukhobors Start on Pilgrimage to Christianize the World
A large group of Doukhobors left home and farm near Yorkton Manitoba for a northern Canadian trek. Police plan to confine wanderers to a village under surveillance while observers note the women and children are sheltered in town.
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Manitoba
Yorkton
Btrickland
Berthwast Mounted Police
Doukhobors Eally
Gaul
Thame Ene
Eltixens
Northwest Mounted Police
Yorkian
Apecia
Remarkable Remnant of Eequimaux Found on Hudson Bay Island
The remnant of a remarkable tribe of Eequimaux has been found on Southampton Island at Hudson Bay’s extreme north. They have lived with no prior contact with whites, building huts from whale bone and whalebone. A stone lamp atop an elevated platform fuels cooking and heating with whale oil and dried meat wick.
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Eequimaux
Southampton Island
Hudson Bay
Moana
Night Maneuvers Illuminate German War Tactics
German military experts favor night operations due to smokeless powder and refined firearms. Captive balloons with searchlights sweep vast areas, enabling four mile visibility and telegraphic contact with troops, guiding close quarter maneuvers unseen by the enemy.
Hanged on Slight Evidence in Historic Durham Case
Centuries ago in Durham Poglesd two men were tried and executed on no stronger proof than a ghostly night vision near a mill. The specter described a woman with hair about her head and five bloody wounds, naming the culprits who were later proven guilty by the tale.
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Durham
Poglesd
Record Year for City Building
Record year for city construction in 1901 shows 85 571 permits from 42 cities, up 25 percent from 1900, with building value totaling 372 173 431 dollars versus 241 516 685 in 1900, a gain of 150 057 046 dollars. Also reports a body of a man found on Glamorgan shore and buried. memory quirks noted in verse recall.
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United States Geological Survey
Department
Native Customs in Japan Reflect Drafty Paradise
A traveler describes Chu seni as a fashionable summer resort with a famed sulphur bath and milky waters. He notes the big bathhouse where people of all ages bathe together, sees babies dining in the bath, and remarks on perceived prudery by Japanese authorities as they move away from traditional naked customs.
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Japan
Chuseni
New Governor to Rule Guam Three Years Aboard Ship
Capt. William KE Sewell of the U S Navy will govern Guam for three years and live aboard the station ship Supply. He arrived with his family from New York and will remain on Guam, sending for mail and supplies from Cavite as needed.
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Guam
William KE. Sewell
Sewell
New York
Cavite
Robbery at Bank of France shocks wartime nation
A fragment reports a bold Bank of France robbery described as the war era’s first. It notes the Bank’s founding by Napoleon in 1800 and alludes to guarding vast specie and jewels, claiming it holds the nation’s wartime treasure. Also mentions Dr Simon Newsomb receiving an honorary PhD from Christiana University.
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Bank of
France
Simon Newsomb
Norway
Hes
Joine Hopking University
Christiana University
Lesson of the Boer War and Britain's war bill
Financial commentators tally Britain's South African War cost at about 220 million pounds in money terms. The Statist argues this spendthrift total exceeds the indemnity Germany exacted from France, urging that unpreparedness for conquering two small republics proved costlier than any military reorganization.
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England
Great Britain
Germany
France
Statiet
Boston Transcript
Seventeenth Century Silver in Rome An Angel Ornament
Seventeenth century silver pieces fascinate with a high relief angel door plaque holding chains for a holy water vase. The article marvels at the simple natural beauty, wonders at the singers who touched the water, and praises enduring charm that twentieth century artisans have yet to match.
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Benider of
Allver
Rome
Trying to Please All Keeps Visitors Out at Factory Gate
A New York area factory posts a sarcastic visitor policy listing hours for Commercial travelers, solicitors, book agents, stationery peddlers and insurance agents, and notes the firm will mind its own business between sunset and sunrise. A jumble of unrelated notes follows about Ella Witchazel’s outdoor cure on a Iowa farm and health remedies.
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New York
Ella Witchazel
Villisca
Iowa
Reichstag Drama Shapes Weimar Political Struggles
A fragmentary account notes shifts in German politics as agrarian and anti-republic factions clash. It cites figures Gudermann Halbe and Pein, with references to the Kaiser era and the theater of public opinion amid economic and social pressures impacting workers and managers.
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Halbe
Pein
Baygio
Agra
Hare Thetre
Sis
Erene Shifter
AOG Coeling Makere
Kaiser
Honored Illinois Mason John C Hallenbeck Chosen Grand Master
John C Hallenbeck elected excellent grand master of the Grand Council in Chicago at the annual event. The longtime Mason, noted for holding multiple offices and advancing through all degrees, is recognized for his Dutch heritage and service in Chicago’s Masonic chapters.
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John C. Hallenbeck
Grand Council
Ran
C. Hallenbeck
Chicago
Lve
Marchioness of Londonderry Considered for Literary Work
A draft profile notes the Marchioness of Londonderry may be composing a significant literary work. It recalls her Irish ties, Mount Stewart residence, and Lord Londonderry’s former role as lord lieutenant of Ireland, highlighting her connection to the Irish people and culture. There is mention of public complaint schemes at railway stations and a placeholder on Italian socialist friction near Como, with references to aristocratic figures and a distant incident near Plinus.
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Marchioness
Londondery
Earl of Shrewsbury and Talbot
Ireland
Theresa Helen Talbot
Lord Londonderry
Mount Stewart
County Down
Lord Weutenant
Aedonderry
UF Coal Trust
Land of the Free
Brave
Russia
Pathfinder
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