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Newspaper

Madras Pioneer

Location

Madras, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Apr 16, 1908

Page

3

Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises Broad Health Cures

An old advertisement touts Hood's Sarsaparilla as a cure for eruptions boils sores stomach troubles rheum eczema dyspepsia catarrh nervous trouble and fatigue. It claims vitality and improved sleep and appetite after use and mentions tablet form Swarsaparilla and low price options through druggists and merchants. The notice cites testimonials from users including Mrs Tyler Warrington Virginia.

Drugelate Prompuy Rt Food Co Lowell. Maa

Reeponsibility and Clabber Amid Odd Nostalgia

A fragmented 19th century scroll references Mrs Winslow goat remedy and quirky items like a “thumbell” cork and a deep sea surface note. It mentions nervous diseases and a physician’s address in a terse, era voice. The text blends folk remedies with odd household curios and unclear events.

No Time for That in Man’s Hard Luck Tale

A fragmentary dialogue shows a worn narrator lamenting work and poverty. The speaker confronts a moral demand, claiming constant soliciting and labor despite fatigue and hardship, in a rough exchange with a female interlocutor.

Catarrh Cure Ad Claims Unproven Result in Old Report

An excerpted ad claims a constitutional cure for catarrh from F J Cheney Company Toledo Ohio. The text promotes internal doses and circulating testimonials for a century of purported effectiveness. It also references a crime anecdote about a convict and a signature imitation.

F. J. Chaney &U Toledo

Not a cent says the rich man in a plea

A short quip from the Philadelphia Ledger where a rich man refuses aid with the line money is got good for the poor. An applicant counters by asking the man to pretend he holds a grudge.

Philadelphia Ledger

Absurd dispute over a $500 fowl upending hens

A pompous hen declares the scene absurd as a fowl costs 500 dollars yet lays eggs for 86 cents a dozen. She perches above the barnyard, scolding the other hens with disdain while the dispute unfolds below.

Knicker and Mia Quarrel Over Haste and Shoes

A New York Sun excerpt shows Knicker chiding Mia for delays while Mia mocks him. A morning racket from Bob’s room leads his mother to call him, and Bob replies that he is dealing with his shoes. The scene captures domestic impatience and a humorous exchange.

Mia New York Sun Bob Bobby

Tees On Mr Goodhart and a Kiss Offer

A fragment from the Philadelphia Press quotes Mr Goodhart as soft hearted and charitable after an alleged kiss offer. It contrasts his behavior with a light note on self doubt and insurance as a measure of being okay.

dew—Yea Jack Goodhart Philadelphia Press

Mr Sirius Barker Makes Light of a Bad Day

In a Washington Star note, Mr Sirius Barker jokes that his tit blew off and he chased it two blocks, as a hopeful bystander suggests doing something to lift spirits. The remark underlines a humorous mishap and Barker’s quick response.

Sirius Barker Washington Star

Mining Metaphor Sparks Quiet Board Debate

A philosophical board member likens a person to a gold mine and urges deep exploration of every level. Another member responds with cautious doubt, noting minimal faith or stocks in omen. The exchange frames a reflective, cryptic discussion about value and potential.

Begging Route Working in Vienna Draws Big Crowds

It has been proved that no fewer than 32 000 beggars are at present making a better living in Vienna than ordinary workmen. A notorious family of professional beggars held a grand ball and a concert at a local hotel.

Vienna

New desk tool aids removal of rusty pens

A desk convenience helps extract corroded pens without injury. The device features plier like handles to grip the pen and a small lever operated by the forefinger to draw it out, reducing ink and rust stains on fingers.

Traveling Libraries by Cornelia Marvin

Seer Becretaretary Oregon Library notes traveling libraries expand across states since 1906. Oregon now operates 95 state traveling libraries delivering books to stations statewide with no charge to readers. Librarians praise the program for promoting intelligent rural reading and literacy.

Cornelia Marvin Seer Becretaretary Oregon Library Melvil Dewey Buster Brown Oregon Oregon Library Commission Balem

Simple Hinged Dish Drainer Aids Quick Drainage

A New York inventor introduces a dish drainer that tucks into the dish pan and hinges at the edge. The unit acts as a shallow pan with side walls to keep dishes from slipping while draining. Water runs down the inclined bottom into the pan, supported by a small upright, allowing easy separation or readjustment.

Leosen New York

Man Drinks 82850 Pints In Lifetime At 1.5 Pints A Day

A man consuming one and a half pints daily would reach a total of 82 850 pints over his lifetime. The statement converts daily intake into a long term volume, illustrating cumulative effect.

Tomato and Onion Pickle Preparation Notes

Ripe tomatoes peeled and drained overnight. Six onions chopped fine. Three heads of celery, five red peppers. One small cup of salt. Drain and add two pounds brown sugar. Two ounces whole mustard seed. Five cups vinegar. Prepare for glass canning. keep pure cold and cook accordingly.

The Rise of Patent Medicines From Home Remedies

The article traces how home brewed remedies in early America evolved into patent medicines. It notes family made tonics and bitters, the spread via almanacs, and how Peruna emerged from Mennonite roots with Dr. Hartman commercializing the formula for wider sale.

Pennsylvania Hartman

Value of time saving habits in telephone use

An exchange between a caller and a professor illustrates a method of saving time. The professor halts goodbyes and ends calls abruptly to streamline work, emphasizing efficiency in handling odds and ends.

Illustrated Weekly

Not Yet but Seen Opens Campaign Talks with Shoreline Speakers

The Bay campaign chairman complains about the speakers at a recent event. The campaign manager responds that the opening guns are fired and promises better speakers later.

Bke Dunk

Free Consent of the People and Connecticut’s Founding

The Rev. Thomas Hooker of Connecticut proclaimed in Hartford in 1633 that authority rests on the free consent of the people. His idea helped shape the Fundamental Orders of Connecticut of 1638, the first written constitution creating a government.

Thomas Hooker Connecticut Hartford Hooker New York American

Benevolent Gentleman Spars Ice Cream Soda With Nickel

A shivering boy pleads for a nickel in bitter cold. A kind old man opens his purse and gives the coin. The boy thanks him and explains he will buy an ice cream soda, not fuel.

Simple Pleasant Laxative Syrup of Figs and Senna

The Well Informed demand a gentle yet prompt liquid laxative of known value. California Fig Syrup Co offers Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna as a trusted remedy, ethically manufactured and preferred by physicians. Sold by leading druggists at fifty cents per bottle.

Ita California Pig Syrup Co California Fig Syrup Co

To Fit the Crime

An old vagabond pleads guilty to drunkenness and general worthlessness. He blames his in laws for driving him to crime, insisting he is at fault only because of family pressure. The police justice sentences him to six months in the workhouse.

Police

Frantic resident seeks match as building burns from cellar to garret

Exhausted by carrying furniture out of the burning building a man asks a fireman for a match. The fireman refuses and retorts that if he wants to light the cigarette he should light it at his own house.

Garret

Solitary Worker Claims Boss Title In Holiday Shop

A business agent finds a man at work in a shop on a holiday. The man, not looking up, declares, I’m the boss, and continues his task while the agent questions his presence.

Truth in a way that won’t challenge veracity

The Washington Star quote contrasts the difficulty of telling truth in journalism with the editor’s admission that doing so without challenging credibility is hard. It frames newspapers as best-effort truth tellers facing scrutiny.

Washington Star Portland T. P. Wise

Naming the Tiger at Jardin des Plantes

A Sunday crowd visited the Jardin des Plantes after the overthrow of Louis Philippe and demanded the tiger’s name be changed from Le Tigre Royal to Le Tigre National, and the authorities complied.

Louis Philippe Jardin Des Plantes London Academy

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