Baseball’s comic politics and a Somerville journal
In a lively Somerset style, the piece mocks political interventions and a Vermont note about Reed for McKinley. It pivots to a vivid ball game description from Chicago and a playful jab at John Kendrick Bangs. The piece closes with chatter about the upcoming championship and a wink to Somerville Journal readers.
Quirky Exchanges and Wordplay Jokes from Old Papers
A collage of witty exchanges and quips from vintage newspapers. The bits feature playful mishearings, slangy banter, and humorous asides about fashion, poetry, dining room mishaps, and marriage dynamics, showing early joke culture and wordplay.
Outsized litter and tiny bicycle headline reel
A Boston lumber schooner's St Bernard gave birth to 19 pups last Saturday, drowning the surplus. Detroit girl Joyce Madeline Slocum owns the lightest bicycle ever built, weighing 15 pounds with an 11 inch frame and 16 inch wheels. A Bulgarian statistician claims 3888 centenarians exist, a record for longevity. A mastodon tooth was found in Oklahoma by A V Stewart. Minneapolis mills produced 12,040,215 barrels of flour in the year ending April 30.
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St. Bernard
Boston
Detroit
Joyce Madeline Slocum
Minneapolis, Minn
Rescue of Crew After Schooner Daniel B Fearing Goes Aground
Highland Light May 6 The four masted schooner Daniel B Fearing capt J B Clifford from Newport R I went ashore on the outer bar off Wellfleet in a northeast gale about midnight The eight man crew was rescued but the vessel badly grounded and likely to be lost The Fearing was built at Belfast in 1891.
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Highland Light
Daniel B. Fearing
J. B. Clifford
Newport
R. I
Wellfleet
Fearing
Belfast
Disturbance at Milwaukee as strike turns violent
A mob of about 3000 men and boys attacked three Farwell avenue cars near the east switch barn in Milwaukee. The cars, the first to depart, were guarded by patrolmen when bricks and missiles shattered all windows. Police charged the crowd several times and made multiple arrests to disperse the mob.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Milwaukee
Wis
Farwell Avenue
East Switch Barn
Still at Large in Washington Murder Sparks manhunt
Police have not located the murderer of 16 year old Elsie Kregle in a woods attack near Washington. Four negroes are held with one witness. three suspects face weak evidence based on night travel and damp clothes amid a vigorous search for crews. Coroner's inquest confirms an attempted assault.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Washington
F Elsie Kregle
Methodist Conference Debates Delegate Eligibility Continues
Cleveland May 5 The fourth day of the Methodist general conference saw no business transacted as the session struggled with delegate eligibility. Laymen seek an end to the contest and a motion may close debate by noon tomorrow, with a vote likely tomorrow or Thursday morning.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cleveland
Methodist General Conference
Giant Heart Case Stuns Indiana Medical Society
Doctors E W Chittenden and C N Branch reported on Frank Hughes a young farmer who died suddenly in Anderson. Post mortem revealed an enlarged heart weighing over six pounds and measuring nine by seven inches, with surrounding organs crowded and lung function affected. The finding was described as one of the most striking cases in Madison association records.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Anderson
Ind
E. W. Chittenden
C. N. Branch
Frank Hughes
Medical Society of Madison Association
Indianapolis Journal
Death by own action club member dies in San Francisco
George G Haag aged 25 died after ingesting strychnine in San Francisco on May 5 he had said at his boarding house that he was a member of a death by own action club and would be dead before June the remark was treated as a joke but proved true Haag belonged to the Central New Jersey death by own action club
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
San Francisco
Cal
George G. Haag
Haag
Central
N. J
California Athletics Cancel East Trip Due to Torrey Health
San Francisco May 6 The University of California athletic team will not travel east this year. H B Torrey hurdler informed Captain Merwin that he cannot go because of his health. Torrey was the team's surest point winner.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
San Francisco
University of California Athletic
H. B. Torrey
Merwin
Torrey
Persian agitator Djen Eldin arrested after Shah death news
Constantinople May 6 The Persian agitator Sheik Djen Eldin linked to the assassination plot was arrested but released due to lack of evidence.
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Constantinople
Sheik Djen Eldin
West Virginia Electrical Storm Claims Youth, Injuries
A severe electrical storm swept central West Virginia with lightning striking a school house. One young woman was killed and a boy fatally injured, while several others suffered burns.
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Wheeling
W. Va
West Virginia
Viking reports loss of Nor ma schooner voyage to South Seas
San Francisco dispatch notes the schooner Nor ma, which left Feb 9 for the South Seas, is overdue by six weeks. The Viking, which just arrived, reports the likely loss and a crew of ten.
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San Francisco
Cal
Viking
Norma
Here
South Seas
Reformers to receive small fines and short sentences
Johannesburg report states reformers condemned will face minor penalties as banishment sentences are waived. The Standard and Digger News asserts authorities will impose small fines and brief jail terms, marking a change in the prior punitive stance.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Johannesburg
South Africa
the Standard and Digger News
Dust particle counts rise with altitude in studies
Mr Fridlander told the Institution of Civil Engineers that at 6700 feet there are 950 dust particles per cubic centimetre, at 8400 feet 513, and at 13600 feet 157. Across the Indian Ocean the average dust count stayed below 500 per cubic centimetre on seven of nine days and under 400 on five days. In a thick Atlantic fog air contained 3120 particles per cm³, while the clear region beyond held 280 particles per cm³.
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Institution of Civil Engineers
Fridlander
Indian Ocean
Atlantic
Westminster Gazette
Providence Line Will Open for 1896 Season
The Providence line between Boston and New York will resume service for the 1896 season on Monday May 11. Steamboat trains depart Park square station daily at 630 p m except Sundays, connecting at Fox Point wharf Providence with steamers Massachusetts or Connecticut. The line is popular with travelers seeking quiet and a small company, with well appointed steamers and high patronage.
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Providence
Boston
New
Fourth District Democrats Convene With Low Attendance
Marlboro hosted the fourth district convention with little interest. Delegates chosen were Robert M. Burnett of Southboro and Dr. Herbert E. Lyons of Fitchburg. Alternates are Frank S. Rock of Marlboro and Major Henry C. Hall of Waltham. Resolutions endorsed William E. Russell.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Marlboro
Robert M. Burnett
Southboro
Herbert E. Lyons
Fitchburg
Frank S. Rock
Henry C. Hall
Waltham
William E. Russell
Chiseled Ole Bull Statue Fired Up in Minneapolis
Minneapolis officials and artists gathered on May six to discuss the statue of Ole Bull by Jacob Field. Field, the sculptor behind the Minnesota statue at Gettysburg, revealed a finished model and signaled further steps in the project.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ole Bull
Minneapolis
Minn
Jacob Field
Minnesota
Gettysburg
Inquest Finds Natural Causes for Col North Death
London on May 6 an inquest into the death of Col. North the nitrate king concluded the cause was natural death from heart disease chiefly. Medical witnesses testified to heart failure as the primary factor in the veteran industrialist's demise.
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London
Col. North
Receiver Resigns in Peoria and Evansville Railroad Case
Springfield May 6 Judge Alien accepted the resignation of J T Houston as receiver of the Peoria and Evansville railroad. The U court appointment was confirmed and the matter proceeded.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Springfield
Ill
J&. T. Houston
Peoria and
Evansville
New England Crop Bulletin Highlights Frosts and Buds
The weekly telegraphic bulletins to the weather bureau from the different states as to the progress of the crops were released yesterday. New England reports sharp frosts but no serious damage with only trace rainfall and fruit buds showing well.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New England
Weather Bureau
Circus Horses Rampage Injuring Dozens in Paterson
A coal wagon team bolted as a circus parade passed Main Street Paterson New Jersey injuring more than twenty people. Ten year old Edward Schultz died from his injuries at St Josephs hospital. Separate incident in West Collingswood saw painter Thomas J Potter killed instantly and wife fatally hurt after collision with an express train. Cunard steamship Pavonia arrived with 10 first cabin 98 second cabin and 1189 steerage passengers marking its first Boston trip since August while transporting troops.
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Main Street
Paterson
N. J
Edward Schultz
St. Joseph's Hospital
Thomas J. Potter
Atlantic City Railroad
West Collingswood
Potter
Cunard
Pavonia
Boston
Directors resign from British Chartered South Africa Co
London May 6 report confirms Ce cil Rhodes and Alfred Bell have resigned as directors of the British Chartered South Africa company.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
London
Cecil Rhodes
Alfred Bell
South Africa Company
Beardsley Believed Dying Of Pneumonia In Brussels
Brussels on May 6 reports Aubrey Beardsley the artist is believed to be dying of pneumonia. His family have been summoned as doctors fight to save him.
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Brussels
Aubrey Beardsley
Cloudburst Ravages Property in Ashland Wisconsin
Ashland Wisconsin May 6 a cloudburst caused severe damage to property across the city. High winds and heavy rain tore roofs and felled trees, disrupting utilities and local traffic. Fire and police crews coordinated response as residents assessed losses and inspected structural safety.
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Wisconsin
Ashland
Wis
Greene to Manage The Weirs Hotel in Weirs
Dr J A Greene will assume management of The Weirs hotel at The Weirs New Hampshire on May 5 assisted by R H Coldson of the Eagle hotel in Laconia. Greene plans liberal entertainments for his political friends in the area.
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Laconia, N. H
J. A. Greene
Weirs
R. H. Coldson
Eagle
Representative Bank Introduces Gettysburg Park Land Bill
In Gettysburg Park Washington on May 5 Representative Bank head of Alabama introduced a bill directing the secretary of war to proceed without delay to procure lands to complete Gettysburg National Park. Six hundred thousand dollars is appropriated for this purpose.
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Washington
Bankhead
Alabama
Secretary of War
Gettysburg National Park
Boston Athletes Welcome Reception at Faneuil Hall
Boston plans an official reception for its Athens games athletes at Faneuil Hall with a banquet at the Vendome. The event marks local pride in the recent Olympic participation and honors the competitors from the city.
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Boston
Faneuil Hall
Kruger projects hope for peace and prosperity in Volksraad
Pretoria May 5 The Volksraad opened with President Kruger reviewing the year s events and voicing hope for rest and peace through unity with the Orange Free State He cited improved mining and native affairs and said foreign relations remain favorable The presidents of both chambers were re-elected A Bulawayo dispatch reports Earl Grey declaring Matabele revolt quelled and Bulawayo safe Convicted Johannesburg reform committee members receive better food and luxuries in jail
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pretoria
Volksraad
Pres. Kruger
N. J. Smit
Transvaal
Kruger
Orange Free State
Bulawayo
Earl Grey
British South Africa Company
Johannesburg
Rutland Company to Operate Its Roads Again
A May 5 hearing before U S District Judge Wheeler dealt with the Central Vermont receivership. A petition asked interest on Ogdensburg bonds and an order to compel payment of overdue rent or surrender the road. The court ordered surrender of the road at midnight Thursday, after which the Rutland road will operate its property. The Central Vermont has run the road for 25 years.
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Brattleboro
U. S
Wheeler
Central Vermont
Ogdensburg
Windsor
Rutland Railroad Company
Rutland Road
Central
Vermont
Body Identified as Drowned Man George Goodwin
Nearly three months after George O. Goodwin of Pawtucketville was believed drowned in the Merrimack river near the upper boulevard, a body with face upturned was seen near the falls. Reported recognition by witnesses reached Mrs. Goodwin who seeks to meet those who identified him.
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George O. Goodwin
Pawtucketville
Merrimack River
Upper Boulevard
Pawtucket
Goodwin
Runaway Stone Cart Plunges Down Hill in Dracut
A heavy stone laden cart drawn by two horses owned by Ross Fox of Dracut ran downhill on Third street near Fremont, tipping at a brick stop and then sliding away. The pair of horses dragged the cart as it moved uncontrollably downhill, turning and pulling the animals in a dangerous escape.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ross Fox
Dracut
Third Street
Fremont Street
Cart Crash Outside Harry E. Shaw House
A noisy disturbance drew a crowd as a cart broke and tilted into the gutter in front of Harry E. Shaw’s house. The two horses were thrown, the cart wrecked, but both animals were only bruised and the people escaped serious injury.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Harry E. Shaw
Successful season for Philharmonic Society ends with balance
After a highly successful season the Philharmonic club held its annual meeting. Under Mr. F. L. Diman the two concerts were of high merit. Despite expense the society ends with a small treasury balance of 17.14. The club owns a $400 piano funded by a $300 loan, $150 of which has been paid, leaving the club financially better off than the ledger shows. Treasurer F. P. Haggett reported receipts of 2121.84 and expenditures of 2104.20. Officer elections were postponed to the last Tuesday in September.
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Philharmonic Club
F. L. Diman
F. P. Haggett
Treasury
Billiard Tourney Awards Silk Umbrellas and Glass Carafe
The Highland club billiard tournament ends with Team One including Stowell Abbott Gray Sherman and Whitney taking first prize and each man receiving a silk umbrella. Team Six Dudley Sturtevant Smith Wilcox Anderson takes second with silver cake trays. Team Five with Taft Stencel Thomas Kittridge Corwin placed third receiving a cut glass celery bowl. A. H. Morton wins the individual prize for most games, a fine cut glass carafe.
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Highland Club
Team One
Stowell
Abbott
Gray
Sherman
Whitney
Dudley
Sturtevant
Smith
Wilcox
Anderson
Team Six
Taft
Stencel
Thomas
Kittredge
Corwin
A. H. Morton
Flora E. Stacy Lodge Installs New Officers
Flora E Stacy Lodge of Good Templars held a long session as newly elected officers were installed last night by Deputy Mountford of Mt Zion lodge. New officers include Chief Templar John MacPhail Vice Templar Ethel Chadbourne Secretary George H Ruswell Assistant Secretary Mabel Geldert Financial Secretary Herbert Clifford Treasurer George H Capen Captain Jennie Smith Marshal W A Gardner Deputy Marshal Hortense Keith Guard Mrs Carrie Gardner Sentinel N O Blake Remarks followed by Deputy Mountford and Brothers and Sisters Keily of Birene lodge.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Flora E. Stacy
Mountford
Keily
Birene Lodge
Crowley enters race for district delegate seat
Hon Jeremiah Crowley declares candidacy for district delegate to the democratic convention. He aims to travel to Jackson hall next Monday to contest credentials with Peter H Bonohoe, whose Lowell delegates likely hold the majority. Crowley’s strong reputation could win votes from Lawrence and Woburn. No rival for Jeremiah T O Sullivan of Lawrence is noted.
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Jeremiah Crowley
Jackson Hall
Peter H. Bonohoe
Lowell
Crowley
Lawrence
Woburn
Jeremiah T. O’sullivan
No Hearing on Dracut Rifle Range Site
The military affairs committee will not hold a hearing on the Dracut location for the new city rifle range. Chairman C. Howe stated the site will be established where it has been selected, despite opposition from militia officers. The Westford street alternative is more costly, needs bridges in wet weather, and lacks a public approach.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New City
C. &. Howe
Westford Street
Jewett Will Filed in East Cambridge
The will of the late Hon. Francis Jewett is filed in East Cambridge and reportedly contains no public bequests. It mentions a $20,000 bequest to son Frank and leaves the remainder in trust for the widow with remainder to two heirs after her death.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Francis Jewett
East Cambridge
Frank
Savings Deposits at Traders National Bank
Money deposited in the Savings Department at 30 Middlesex Street and 11 Post Office Avenue before 4 p.m. Wednesday June 38 will draw interest at 4 percent per annum from June 1. Interest may be withdrawn or added to the principal on the first days of July and January. Bank hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. and Saturdays 8 a.m. to 1 p.m., and 7 to 9 p.m. William F. Hills, Cashier.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Traders National Bank
Middlesex Street
Post Office Avenue
William F. Hills
Golden Wedding Fifty Years After Dracut Union
David P. Farmer and Mary A. Hambler celebrated a golden wedding yesterday at 595 Westford Street. Rev C L Merriam remarried them before a crowd. former bridesmaid and best man attended. Highland Congregational Church presented $25 in gold and a silver cake dish. The couple have no children and have lived in Dracut and Pelham before settling 25 years ago at their present home.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Amanda Spalding
North Chelmsford
Farmer
L. A. Wallingford
Stella Foss
A. A. Adams
Joseph Pennett
George W. Bagley
S. A. Dole
Joseph Merrill
Pelham
N. H
Dracut
Appleton Street
Grand Jury Held. Several Hearings in Police Court
May 6. Judge Hadley freed three intoxication cases while fines were handed to Nellie Ivers and John Barrett at 3 dollars each. William McCoy and Martin Malloy received six month and four month terms at state farm and workhouse respectively. Martin Gallagher paid ten for assault on his sister-in-law plus five for drunkenness. James Park fined twenty and order to keep peace, with appeal and bonds set. Jacob Wetherell, age forty, charged with rape of 12 year old Mary Earl, held for grand jury at 1200 bond after witness testimony. Frederick Russell malicious injury case dismissed.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hadley
Nellie Ivers
John Barrett
William McCoy
State Farm
Martin Malloy
Martin Gallagher
James Park
Superior Court
Jacob Wetherell
Mary Earl
Cheney
Wetherell
N. D. Pratt
Frederick Russell
W. A. Hogan
Gorham Street Sewer Project to Start Next Week
The sewer loan negotiation allows initial work on Gorham street from Towers corner to Charles street. Chairman Dow will announce start dates, with work likely to begin next week. The project may affect five electric rail lines and is the summer priority, employing day and night crews. Only light repairs have occurred this spring while some sewer workers joined the street department. Work on Princeton street extension is nearly finished.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dow
Sewer Committee
Gorham Street
Tower's Corner
Charles Street
Street Railway Company
Princeton Street
Powdered hair and old fashioned concert by John Street church group
The Young People's Christian Endeavor society of John Street Congregational church staged an old fashioned concert in the vestry last night. Though costumes and powdered hair were antique, the performances by Lloyd Haworth, Arthur M. Burtt, Ada Buckland, Edith Trueworthy, Edna MacBrayne, Mrs. O A Gelineau, and Mrs. John B. Willman were of high quality with Mr F O Blunt directing and A K Whitcomb as master of ceremonies. Suppers were served 6 to 8 by a group led by Mrs. John Rogers and others.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Young People’s Christian Endeavor Society
John Street Congregational Church
F. O. Blunt
Lloyd Haworth
Arthur M. Burtt
Ada Buckland
Edith Trueworthy
Edna MacBrayne
O. A. Gelineau
John B. Willman
A. K. Whitcomb
John Rogers
H. W. Coburn
Alexander Sargent
George Coburn
G. 4. Johnson
Dean's Rheumatic Pills Cure Rheumatism and Neuralgia
An advertisement touts Dean's Rheumatic Pills as a safe entirely vegetable remedy that absolutely cures rheumatism and neuralgia.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dean
Genuine Balbriggan underwear sale at 25 cents each
Genuine Balbriggan underwear presser notes that the 25 cent price remains for shirts and drawers. Describes exact duplicate of sensations from last year with long or short sleeve shirts, pearl buttons, sizes 34 to 44 chest and 30 to 42 waist, featuring patent gusset and extensions.
Merrimack Valley Bowlers Prize Awards Debated
J. G B. Swift led a Merrimack Valley Bowling League meeting to settle a disputed Ha verhill Nashua game and approved 140 in prizes. Nashua awarded the game after evidence showed score changes while Nashua players were in the dressing room. Remaining Middlesex Nashua games ordered to be played with two matches, one in Nashua and one in Lowell, potential tie and roll-off scenarios.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. G B. Swift
Merrimack Valley Bowling League
Haverhill
Nashua
Middlesex
Lowell
First annual Jersey auction sale at Hood Farm announced
Applications arrive from breeders across Texas Louisiana Dakota Iowa and other states for the Hood Farm Jersey sale next Friday afternoon featuring several choice animals in the catalogue and sale lineup from the central eastern and western regions of the country.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hood Farm
Texas
Louisiana
Dakota
Iowa
Annual meeting of Lowell Co operative Bank shareholders
The annual meeting of Lowell Co operative Bank shareholders is set for Friday evening May 15 1896 at 7 30 in room 89 Central block Entrance at 53 Central Street Lowell Massachusetts for the election of officers for the ensuing year. GEO W Batchelder clerk May 5 1896.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lowell Co-operative Bank
Central Block
Central Street
Lowell
Mass
Geo. W. Batchelder
Injuries Less Severe For Mrs Chadwick After Carriage Fall
Mrs A K Chadwick escaped serious harm after being thrown from a carriage yesterday. No bones were broken though her face was cut. She is resting comfortably at her home on Andover Street today.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
A. K. Chadwick
Andover Street
Devine Named Delegate to National Convention
Dennis J. Devine was elected delegate to the national convention in Denver in September by Branch 97 of the National Association of Post Office Clerks. W. J. Garvey was chosen alternate.
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National Association of Post Office Clerks
Dennis J. Devine
Denver
W. J. Garvey
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