Quotable Snippets From A Mix Of Humorous Observations
A collage of light verse and wry social quips from various papers. Jests about education, cigarettes, appetite, courtship, and fashion mix with brief anecdotes and pithy dialogue. The tone is playful, satirical, and periodically moralizing about manners and society.
Awfully Green An Acadian's Lesson In Honor And Debt
Jovite Arnivault, an Acadian from near Yarmouth Nova Scotia, signed a forty dollar note to Augustus Woodman after a bad voyage. Woodman pressed for payment, then offered repayment if Jovite could raise ten dollars, which finally arrived. Jovite later cleared four hundred dollars and faced Woodman’s renewed demand, prompting the Acadian to call him an naive businessman and depart, leaving Woodman in disbelief. This Detroit Free Press item reflects on trust, debt, and cultural perceptions.
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Jovite Arnivault
Yarmouth
N.S
Augustus Woodman
Jovite
Jevite
Mr. Woodman
Gust
Afr. Woodman
Ambrose
Woodman
Woolman
Jovit
Detroit Free Press
Love by Heart Lines and Hands in Palmistry
A Malay of palmistry discusses how nail shape and forked heart lines reveal love traits. It warns of crosses between heart and head indicating opposite-sex influence, danger from long head lines, and cautions about famous failed marriages. It cites examples of forged glamor, foreign lovers, and warnings from a London Standard reference.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Arisin
Glass
China
von Fiend
Painistry
Gwendolen Harleth
Mamma
London Standard
Warning to Bad Writers Story of a Cranberry Quip by Clay
Henry Clay promoted plain handwriting and told a tale about a Cincinnati grocer seeking cranberries. He wrote to a courier in Kentucky town to secure berries cheaply, but the letter’s writing was so poor that it drew ridicule and missteps.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pittsburgh
N. FY. Sun
Henry Clay
Cincinnati
Kentucky
Recalled Michael Davitt and a Ga healing miracle
Michael Davitt will be recalled to Ireland and likely depart America within a month. In Georgia near Maxeys two men suffered long severe sores from head to foot. after six bottles of B. B. and B. the injuries healed leaving the man appearing burned and revived. County authorities and doctors deem it wonderful. Also, Chicago beef firms Swift and Morris returned to the ten hour system this Monday.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Michael Davitt
Ireland
America
Maxeys
John Crawford
Athens
Chicago
G. F. Swift & Co
Nelson Morris
Scavengers of Importance: Kidneys as Blood Purifiers
The kidneys and bowels are key scavengers of the body. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is promoted as a diuretic that revitalizes relaxed renal activity to prevent renal diseases, and claims to aid chills, fever, dyspepsia, constipation, liver trouble and general debility.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bright
Hostetter
Advice to Mothers from a Trusted Teething Remedy
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup touted as a longtime standard remedy for teething children. Claims include relief from teething pain and cures for dysentery diarrhoea griping wind colic and general health benefits for babies. Price 25 cents per bottle. Alexandria Virginia noted as upcoming alliance meeting site following Oberlin session.
B B B medicine praised by Callahan in 1885 notice
Charlotte item quotes T O Callahan praising B B B medicine bag for kidney treatment. The note claims rapid action and tonic benefits. The National Educational Association accepts Mayor Hermon’s invitation to meet in Chicago in July.
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Charlotte
N. C
T. O. Callahan
The
National Educational Association
Hermon
Chicago
The Homeliess Man in Lawrence Ad Offers Kemp's Baleam Trial
An advertisement invites readers in Lawrence to visit Barber Bros. druggists for a free trial bottle of Kemp's Baleam for the throat and lungs. The remedy, priced at 50 cents and 1, is claimed to cure chronic and acute coughs asthma bronchitis and consumption based on its merits and guarantees relief.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Barber Bros
Free cure recipe for consumption and nervous debility
An old physician promotes a free mailed recipe for a vegetable remedy claimed to cure consumption bronchitis catarrh asthma and nervous complaints. The ad offers German French or English instructions via W A Neves 119 Powers Block Rochester N Y and notes the author’s intent to relieve suffering. It also mentions Bartholdi and Parker's Hair Balsam as unrelated endorsements with dates and places.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
W. A. Neves
Rochrster
Wit and Wisdom Nuggets From Newspapers
A collage of quoted witticisms and observations from various papers. The notes mix humor, moral maxims, and social commentary from sources like the St Louis Chronicle Macon Telegraph Dansville Breeze Boston Globe and others. The snippets cover women, adversity, culture, bravery, shaving, revival meetings, and a humorous misquote about a milkman and a barber.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
St. Louis Chronicle
Seneca
Macon
Dansville
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Philalethma
NLYS
Sayas
Aistown
New Haven
Jennie
Lynn
Jenn
Brown
Smith
Harper's Bazar
Arlington Tree Press
Jack
Columbus Evening Dispatch
Norristown Herald
Ew Haven
Pomse
Alexandria
Inter-Seminary Alliance
Oberiia
Homeliess
Lawrence
Joseph T. Ixman
New York City
Bartholdi
Parker
Maury Swanton
Hearne & Co., Publishers
Broadway
New York
Stinson &C
Portland
Maine
Strxsox & Co
Portand
H. Wannett & Co
Dlaine
Stinson & Co
Hearne & CO
Warrett Book Co
Dr. Spinner
Spinney
Dr. S
DR. Spinney & CO
Main Street
Nangas Ily
Prickly Aba Bitters CO
Loumand Kansas
WIT and Wisdom
Johnny
Jane
Boston Globe
Susan
W.¥. Ledger
I. K
Omaha
Tba Street
Carr Toc Ave
Omaha Medical & Surgical Institute
Cor. 13Th St
Capitol Ave
Neb
Hagan
Ely
USA
Drugviste
ELY &Ros
Druggiste
Owego
N. Y
Bell & CO
KDO
THEY
Lawrence Kas
Domestic Mfg Co
Marion
Ohio
A. J. Griffin
Winthrop Street
M. E. Church
Eureka Butter Workers
Nere
J. H. Shimmons
Standard Silverware CO
Boston
Laadiers
Nat’s Tea & Coffee CO
Masa
Penn Street
Douglas County Bank
Wakarusa Ditch
Poor House Road
JM Webster
Vanted
Rhode Island
Connecticutt Street
Mks
Bloomfield
Madam MecGee
Coronet Cornet Co
Osk St
Kansas City
A. Love, Leveland, O
Reno
Kelsall JR
Kans
A. E. Saxey
Jd. B. Watkin
Mugler
Lawrence, Kansas
Herald-Tribune
Opera House
Massachusetts Street
Arsene
Kentucky Street
United States
New Orleans
Thomson, Langdon & Co
Wisconsin
Ogee
Miecone
K. R
Wis
Ettian
Nee. T
City
WH. T. Sinclair
Massachusetts
Lawrence, Kangaa