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Newspaper
Jasper News
Location
Jasper, Missouri, United States of America
Date
Sep 26, 1907
Page
3
A burly man visits a prominent accident insurer seeking a policy. The secretary questions hazards such as firearms, rioting, crowds, or criminal contact. He reveals he is a policeman. A separate note in the Chicago Journal mocks marriage choices as gowns, with a local remark on a young woman seeking a busy husband.
A fragmentary comic exchange shows hurried dialogue about fright, kisses, and galactic grandiose misreadings. Characters mock seriousness while a yacht scene echoes danger from fast motor boats. The piece blends absurd humor with a faux newspaper tone.
In dialogue from N Y Wookly, a character questions a woman’s headwear and footwear, while Milly argues the items protect her head and feet from the elements. A playful dispute about chicken toughness follows, with a husband claiming the bird is hard to cut and the wife insisting she chose it herself.
A kitchen remark from a penitentiary warden and a cook sparks a debate on wages and labor. The cook complains that talk of punishing trust magnates makes him nervous and jokes about learning elaborate dishes if pay rises. He even requests the nickname obef.
A brief comic exchange about marital distance and proper conduct. A wife away is treated as near in spirit, while a motor car owner questions a chauffeur about references. The chauffeur mentions a month to obtain one, then explains the chauffeur is in hospital.
A Milwaukee Sentinel quip notes how poker figures never lie yet are shaped by those who wield them. A dialogue parodies uppity and persnickety, with a father explaining the terms to his son as they stroll away.
A fragmentary humor piece depicts a wife and husband debating sense in humans and animals. The wife jokes a man is the most sensible animal, while the husband muses about why he does not wear a comfortable dog collar.
James R Keeler of Fenner Street Cazenovia New York speaks of suffering back and kidney trouble for years before using Doans Kidney Pills. He reports relief from the first box and full restoration after two boxes with further endorsements from his wife and friends. Sold by all dealers 60 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY. A humorous tale about a trust magnate fleeing in a 100 mile per hour car contrasts with advice on starch quality and home laundering praises Defiance Starch for better fabric appearance.
Sir William Crookes announces a new extraction method from atmospheric nitric acid. Developed with Freiburg University researchers, the process promises commercial, industrial, and agricultural use and could transform citrate production and the global food supply.
A North Dakota woman reports years of twitching and sleepless nights caused by coffee. After switching to Postum Food Coffee she claims jerking subsided, she slept soundly with heavy bedding, and she praises Postum as worth its weight in gold.
A Massachusetts judge postponed a case after receiving a letter from John Quincy Adams. The letter claimed he was detained on important business. The note said, For the sake of old Isaak Walton, please continue my cage till Friday. The smells are biting, and I can't leave.
A letter from Mrs. Little Vincent Thomas of Fairmont Tennessee recalls rapid relief using Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and Pills for a child with eczema and a boy with poison oak. The ad-like notes mingle with other items about colleges fire risks and various products.
A concise observation notes that while many men express desire to be employed, a smaller number take the necessary steps to secure work, highlighting a gap between aspiration and action. The statement underscores work ethic and motivation without specific events or figures.
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